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2017-02-17 03:43:49 AM  
Trump is creating fake jobs in the dishonest media by creating headlines?  That crafty bastard.  He's obviously good for ratings.
 
2017-02-17 04:54:45 AM  
Spicy mustard on hamburgers? Meh. Ketchup on hotdogs is the real blasphemy.
 
2017-02-17 05:31:38 AM  
See, 0bummer's scandals were far worse than anything Donald the First has ever done.

Both sides are bad!
 
2017-02-17 05:52:40 AM  
But do you put the spicy mustard on the whole burger, or make a dipping pool of it? I like the option of not having mustard all over my cheezeburger.

/can't have ketchup or other sugary condiments at this time
//or bread, sigh
 
2017-02-17 06:17:17 AM  
Don't forget he took his jacket off and put his feet up on the desk in the Oval Office.

History's greatest monster.
 
2017-02-17 06:51:29 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: See, 0bummer's scandals were far worse than anything Donald the First has ever done.

Both sides are bad!


One of my friends, who is otherwise completely sane, keeps saying 'Hillary would have been just as bad, just different'.

It honestly makes me want to just scream into her face, over and over.
 
2017-02-17 06:53:05 AM  
America hates peace and prosperity.  I'm not being sarcastic here.  We've been at war practically non-stop since 1941 and can't get a discussion going for either a jobs program or single payer.
 
2017-02-17 06:55:31 AM  

dragonchild: America hates peace and prosperity.  I'm not being sarcastic here.  We've been at war practically non-stop since 1941 and can't get a discussion going for either a jobs program or single payer.


It does seem to be something like that, doesn't it?
 
2017-02-17 06:57:54 AM  
Threatening nuclear holocaust at a press conference, spicy mustard. One man's freedom fighters is another man's terrorist. Tomato tomahto. I will defend Trump's right to threaten me with nuclear holocaust.
 
2017-02-17 07:01:18 AM  
Wasn't it Dijon mustard on the burger?

The real controversy here is whether Dijon is considered spicy mustard or not.
 
2017-02-17 07:05:45 AM  

Lady J: Farking Clown Shoes: See, 0bummer's scandals were far worse than anything Donald the First has ever done.

Both sides are bad!

One of my friends, who is otherwise completely sane, keeps saying 'Hillary would have been just as bad, just different'.

It honestly makes me want to just scream into her face, over and over.


be thankful at least you all are still amicable. I've lost friendship with a couple folks for all intents and purposes. Even if we are still technically 'friends' irreparable damage has been done to the relationship. You just don't look at them the same anymore and vice versa I'm sure.
 
2017-02-17 07:06:28 AM  

dragonchild: America hates peace and prosperity.  I'm not being sarcastic here.  We've been at war practically non-stop since 1941 and can't get a discussion going for either a jobs program or single payer.


I don't think it's America.I think it's that we've had businessmen bribing their way into the big house practically since the country was founded, and traditionally, they'd be willing to burn the place to the ground before they paid so much as an extra dime.

We're probably going to have to kill a few of them. Like spraying for rats.
 
2017-02-17 07:08:40 AM  
Many capitalists would prefer the guaranteed contract implied by provisioning the military rather than expose their inventories to the vagaries of the market and fashion that participation in the open market would imply.
 
2017-02-17 07:10:48 AM  

Cortez the Killer: Wasn't it Dijon mustard on the burger?

The real controversy here is whether Dijon is considered spicy mustard or not.


It was brown mustard, I don't know if it was Dijon, specifically.  But it wasn't good old fashioned yellow mustard and gosh darn it, that MEANT something.
 
2017-02-17 07:14:11 AM  
Bullshiat. Obama has lied about unemployment from 12 years ago all the way through today. His "numbers" said 4.8%. It's really 25, 30, 40, maybe even 42%. Terrible. You can accept the outrageous so-called fake news or you can demand REAL NEWS. And the real news is that Dijon mustard is a CAPITAL OFFENSE. You can look it up. It is. Fredrick Douglas tells me it's awful, too. Don't know, just what I've heard.
 
2017-02-17 07:17:41 AM  
What's wrong with spicy mustard on hamburgers?
 
2017-02-17 07:19:59 AM  

wandero: dragonchild: We're probably going to have to kill a few of them. Like spraying for rats.


Well if your well regulated militias hadn't armed all those bears, you'd probably haven enough guns now to take care of that.. Only got yourselves to blame.

/jus' sayin'
 
2017-02-17 07:25:20 AM  
"But America, are you not entertained?!?!"
... said Nobody

4 more years of this. FOUR.
 
2017-02-17 07:26:18 AM  

wandero: dragonchild: America hates peace and prosperity.  I'm not being sarcastic here.  We've been at war practically non-stop since 1941 and can't get a discussion going for either a jobs program or single payer.

I don't think it's America.I think it's that we've had businessmen bribing their way into the big house practically since the country was founded, and traditionally, they'd be willing to burn the place to the ground before they paid so much as an extra dime.

We're probably going to have to kill a few of them. Like spraying for rats.


Knock yourself out and then come back with a full report on how that turned out for ya, Mr. I.T.G.
 
2017-02-17 07:27:12 AM  
I want to see Grenada kick Americas ass again. Hilarious
 
2017-02-17 07:30:04 AM  
www.tattoogen.com
 
2017-02-17 07:33:44 AM  

ChubbyTiger: Bullshiat. Obama has lied about unemployment from 12 years ago all the way through today. His "numbers" said 4.8%. It's really 25, 30, 40, maybe even 42%. Terrible. You can accept the outrageous so-called fake news or you can demand REAL NEWS. And the real news is that Dijon mustard is a CAPITAL OFFENSE. You can look it up. It is. Fredrick Douglas tells me it's awful, too. Don't know, just what I've heard.


You made that up.  Frederick Douglass' name is spelled wrong.  It's obvious you don't know him - stop pretending.  As he said to me over the weekend while playing golf, he said " Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?  where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Big Kahuna Burger - That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers"  He does not like spicy mustard.  If anyone knows burgers, it's Fred.  Keep an eye on him - big things are coming - very bigly things indeed.
 
2017-02-17 07:34:58 AM  

WTFDYW: wandero: dragonchild: America hates peace and prosperity.  I'm not being sarcastic here.  We've been at war practically non-stop since 1941 and can't get a discussion going for either a jobs program or single payer.

I don't think it's America.I think it's that we've had businessmen bribing their way into the big house practically since the country was founded, and traditionally, they'd be willing to burn the place to the ground before they paid so much as an extra dime.

We're probably going to have to kill a few of them. Like spraying for rats.

Knock yourself out and then come back with a full report on how that turned out for ya, Mr. I.T.G.


Pretty funny to see a post calling someone else an ITG that also includes such an ITG statement like "knock yourself out".
 
2017-02-17 07:36:48 AM  
You know how they say that being president ages a person seemingly exponentially? It's gonna be the opposite for this administration. I think in 4 years we're all gonna look like Abe Vigoda.
 
2017-02-17 07:39:12 AM  

ChubbyTiger: Bullshiat. Obama has lied about unemployment from 12 years ago all the way through today. His "numbers" said 4.8%. It's really 25, 30, 40, maybe even 42%. Terrible. You can accept the outrageous so-called fake news or you can demand REAL NEWS. And the real news is that Dijon mustard is a CAPITAL OFFENSE. You can look it up. It is. Fredrick Douglas tells me it's awful, too. Don't know, just what I've heard.


Don't forget about Jade Helm.  If all the law-abiding 2nd Amendment folks had not stood up to Obummer, he'd still be in office.  Hell, he wrote in his Kenyan autobiography that he wanted to be king.

By God, there is only one king!
pbs.twimg.com
 
2017-02-17 07:39:40 AM  
I'd rather have Obama back. This shiat got old after five minutes of biggly president.
 
2017-02-17 07:45:40 AM  

dragonchild: America hates peace and prosperity.  I'm not being sarcastic here.  We've been at war practically non-stop since 1941 and can't get a discussion going for either a jobs program or single payer.


War is prosperity, at least for the few, the Chosen Ones. Ike spelled it out.
 
2017-02-17 07:45:43 AM  
Meh. No one expects the US to be the sole superpower forever. Wouldn't be the first time a shiatty leader like Trump ruined his own nation. It's just sad to see the congressional Republicans so willing to follow his lead.
 
2017-02-17 07:47:59 AM  

ChubbyTiger: Bullshiat. Obama has lied about unemployment from 12 years ago all the way through today. His "numbers" said 4.8%. It's really 25, 30, 40, maybe even 42%. Terrible. You can accept the outrageous so-called fake news or you can demand REAL NEWS. And the real news is that Dijon mustard is a CAPITAL OFFENSE. You can look it up. It is. Fredrick Douglas tells me it's awful, too. Don't know, just what I've heard.


Obama, Bush, and Clinton all fudged BLS and Federal Reserve stats!

Try to buy a half-gallon of ice cream: but inflation is "too low".

They were radical political and culinary extremists. They should all be waterboarded until they accurately explain "gravity". Dijon mustard on a hamburger... Sick. Then there are all those food references in the Podesta emails. All of DC should be purged.
 
2017-02-17 07:49:27 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: ChubbyTiger: Bullshiat. Obama has lied about unemployment from 12 years ago all the way through today. His "numbers" said 4.8%. It's really 25, 30, 40, maybe even 42%. Terrible. You can accept the outrageous so-called fake news or you can demand REAL NEWS. And the real news is that Dijon mustard is a CAPITAL OFFENSE. You can look it up. It is. Fredrick Douglas tells me it's awful, too. Don't know, just what I've heard.

You made that up.  Frederick Douglass' name is spelled wrong.  It's obvious you don't know him - stop pretending.  As he said to me over the weekend while playing golf, he said " Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?  where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Big Kahuna Burger - That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers"  He does not like spicy mustard.  If anyone knows burgers, it's Fred.  Keep an eye on him - big things are coming - very bigly things indeed.


This guy isn't Trump.  Not Trump.  He isn't Trump.  Cause you see.... you see, yeah Joe, you see, right?  See, after my victory, 308 votes, huge, huge!  My victory, you see cause the American people want to Make America Great Again!  That's what it is.  What it is.  And these guys.  These guys.  They're fakes.  Fakes.  Incompetent.  They talk about mustard!  I love mustard.  Great stuff.  I get, I get quality mustard.  Quality mustard.  Best kind.  And that's what makes it great.  That's what makes America great.  That's what's gonna bring jobs!  back! to!  America!
 
2017-02-17 07:50:46 AM  
Brown mustard on a hamburger PROVES Obummer was a commie. You can't dispute that.
 
2017-02-17 07:51:01 AM  
Eight years ago the media stopped doing its job and became Obama's lap dogs.
Now their back on the prowl, but with fake news and blatantly biased crappolla.
I am waiting for the return of hard-assed 'jounalists', but I fear they've died off or retired.
 
2017-02-17 07:52:37 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: ChubbyTiger: Bullshiat. Obama has lied about unemployment from 12 years ago all the way through today. His "numbers" said 4.8%. It's really 25, 30, 40, maybe even 42%. Terrible. You can accept the outrageous so-called fake news or you can demand REAL NEWS. And the real news is that Dijon mustard is a CAPITAL OFFENSE. You can look it up. It is. Fredrick Douglas tells me it's awful, too. Don't know, just what I've heard.

You made that up.  Frederick Douglass' name is spelled wrong.  It's obvious you don't know him - stop pretending.  As he said to me over the weekend while playing golf, he said " Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?  where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Big Kahuna Burger - That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers"  He does not like spicy mustard.  If anyone knows burgers, it's Fred.  Keep an eye on him - big things are coming - very bigly things indeed.


That's what I'm telling you. You people really need to pay attention. Maybe listen once in a while instead of talking so much. Frank Douglas likes the burgers but tells me that Dijon mustard is awful. We were having dinner with Joe, the president of Canada, when he said so. Joe disagreed, which tells me exactly what kind of country Canada is. Terrible, Dijon everywhere. Probably speak a foreign language up there. He has an accent, you know? Anyway, my chef, he's got 4 Michelin stars, hired him away from the Sultan of Brunei - great guy, by the way, really the best - he tells me that he puts Accent in the hamburgers. Which shows that I like accents, not like the FAKE NEWS would ever report that. My chef is much better than the White House chef from Obama. He even makes the mashed potatoes orange for me. Amazing.
 
2017-02-17 07:56:41 AM  

Lady J: Farking Clown Shoes: See, 0bummer's scandals were far worse than anything Donald the First has ever done.

Both sides are bad!

One of my friends, who is otherwise completely sane, keeps saying 'Hillary would have been just as bad, just different'.

It honestly makes me want to just scream into her face, over and over.


I was in Canada about a year ago for a conference, and very hesitantly, I was asked why Trumps supporters were so enthralled by him.  I explained that to understand it, you need to understand why there are some people who enjoy NASCAR.  Some are entertained by watching cars driving in a circle for 500 laps....and others will watch cars driving in a circle for 500 laps waiting to witness some carnage.

Funny enough, that was all the explanation they needed.
 
2017-02-17 08:13:14 AM  
Obama was just happy to be there and sat in the chair for eight years.  This is what shaking things up and preparing to get things done looks like.
 
2017-02-17 08:15:25 AM  

wearetheworld: Obama was just happy to be there and sat in the chair for eight years.  This is what shaking things up and preparing to get things done looks like.


thanks I needed a laugh : )
 
2017-02-17 08:15:29 AM  
If spicy mustard is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
 
2017-02-17 08:16:44 AM  
Burger King mustard is great, but I don't know why. I savor their mustard, specifically, on my "off the broiler" double cheeseburger.

/CSB
 
2017-02-17 08:17:21 AM  

Nick Nostril: Brown mustard on a hamburger PROVES Obummer was a commie. You can't dispute that.


Sounds about right. For eight years, everything brown was labeled "socialist" by a specific political party.
 
2017-02-17 08:18:01 AM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Eight years ago the media stopped doing its job and became Obama's lap dogs.
Now their back on the prowl, but with fake news and blatantly biased crappolla.
I am waiting for the return of hard-assed 'jounalists', but I fear they've died off or retired.


Have you checked the FEMA camps?
 
2017-02-17 08:20:18 AM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Eight years ago the media stopped doing its job and became Obama's lap dogs.
Now their back on the prowl, but with fake news and blatantly biased crappolla.
I am waiting for the return of hard-assed 'jounalists', but I fear they've died off or retired.


Why don't you fill the vacuum, bucko? But not with your penis this time.
 
2017-02-17 08:21:31 AM  

Weidbrewer: If spicy mustard is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

I'm not sure what non-spicy mustard is supposed to be.  My mother made her own mustard.  As in, she'd mix mustard powder and water into a paste.  That stuff was potent, and it's not even like she was grinding her own mustard seeds.  This was just off-the-shelf spice powder.  First time I tried the bottled stuff, I wanted to puke.

If the mustard doesn't sting your tongue and hit your nose like you just got punched by Ivan Drago, whatever the fark you're eating, it ain't mustard.
 
2017-02-17 08:24:04 AM  

wearetheworld: Obama was just happy to be there and sat in the chair for eight years.  This is what shaking things up and preparing to get things done looks like.


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2017-02-17 08:26:05 AM  

dragonchild: Weidbrewer: If spicy mustard is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
I'm not sure what non-spicy mustard is supposed to be.  My mother made her own mustard.  As in, she'd mix mustard powder and water into a paste.  That stuff was potent, and it's not even like she was grinding her own mustard seeds.  This was just off-the-shelf spice powder.  First time I tried the bottled stuff, I wanted to puke.

If the mustard doesn't sting your tongue and hit your nose like you just got punched by Ivan Drago, whatever the fark you're eating, it ain't mustard.


This. If you didn't open a box of Colman's as your first friggin' step, you don't really have mustard. You have goo with some mustard powder in it.
 
2017-02-17 08:27:31 AM  
do you see how brutal the coverage of Obama was? that is because he is black.
 
2017-02-17 08:29:23 AM  
Not only that..ARUGULA!!!!1!1! Why wearing mom jeans...
 
2017-02-17 08:31:18 AM  

dragonchild: America hates peace and prosperity.  I'm not being sarcastic here.  We've been at war practically non-stop since 1941 and can't get a discussion going for either a jobs program or single payer.


That's why we've been at war since 1941.  A decade or two of true prosperity will cause people to rethink some of their ideas about the role of government.  As long as the wolves are at the door, and the footsteps in the dark are a knife wielding maniac, American's will be more interested in an illusion of security than anything else.
 
2017-02-17 08:31:20 AM  

EyeballKid: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Eight years ago the media stopped doing its job and became Obama's lap dogs.
Now their back on the prowl, but with fake news and blatantly biased crappolla.
I am waiting for the return of hard-assed 'jounalists', but I fear they've died off or retired.

Have you checked the FEMA camps?


They've all died from George Bush's post-911 trailers and formaldehyde fumes.
 
2017-02-17 08:35:40 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Not only that..ARUGULA!!!!1!1! Why wearing mom jeans...


img.fark.net
 
2017-02-17 08:37:11 AM  

ChubbyTiger: Bullshiat. Obama has lied about unemployment from 12 years ago all the way through today. His "numbers" said 4.8%. It's really 25, 30, 40, maybe even 42%. Terrible. You can accept the outrageous so-called fake news or you can demand REAL NEWS. And the real news is that Dijon mustard is a CAPITAL OFFENSE. You can look it up. It is. Fredrick Douglas tells me it's awful, too. Don't know, just what I've heard.


Let us not forget the death of Paul Walker in that Fast & Furious scandal.
 
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