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(Arkansas Online)   Who head butts their 70-year-old mother twice? Honestly   ( arkansasonline.com) divider line
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2017-02-17 05:49:33 AM  
I was wondering if he'd be under 55, what with this being Arkansas and all. No words on if he's related to himself.
 
2017-02-17 08:35:21 AM  
I expected this to be a story about a "pet parent", and said pet was a goat.
 
2017-02-17 08:35:42 AM  
Now I wonder if once or thrice would be legal.
 
2017-02-17 08:38:07 AM  
John VanBoskirk, 34, of Yellville

Well apparently yelling at her wasn't working.....
 
2017-02-17 08:38:44 AM  
The same person who headbutts their 140 year old mother once?
 
2017-02-17 08:41:08 AM  
She usually throws in the towel after the first one.
/is that wrong?
 
2017-02-17 08:44:44 AM  
I head butted my mother once... once

JoePiscopo.jpg

/am I doing it right?
 
2017-02-17 08:45:08 AM  
Someone who doesn't have to tell her a third time?
 
2017-02-17 08:50:12 AM  
Maybe it's my old apartment neighbor, who picked up his 65 year old mother and literally threw her across the room, slamming into the wall that shared our apartment's.

/I like to think that there are so few of these assholes, that when this happens it's likely all the same guy
//But the fact that we have elderly abuse laws says otherwise
///Sigh
 
2017-02-17 08:51:05 AM  
Maybe she had just hit him with a folding chair.
 
2017-02-17 08:54:32 AM  
That dude needs a beating.
 
2017-02-17 08:56:55 AM  
VanBoskirk later head-butted her again on her right temple as she was flat on her back, his mother told authorities. She stopped a third attempt at head-butting by putting her feet up, she added.

Hey, cellie. I hears you like headbutting 70 year old mommas when they's on the ground. We got a game like that in here. Why don't you lay on your back and count the butts...
 
2017-02-17 08:57:08 AM  
A massive arsehole who's not very proficient at headbutting people?
 
2017-02-17 08:57:41 AM  
Wow. My mom is tougher than his mom. My mom can take four, drops a shoulder and comes back at me like Reuben Foster.
 
2017-02-17 08:59:46 AM  
Someone who's not capable of headbutting someone twice, dishonestly?
 
2017-02-17 09:00:58 AM  
Always better to head but an old lady honestly than deceptively. It's always the one they don't see coming that tends to do the most damage.
 
2017-02-17 09:03:26 AM  
That's not his mother.

/it's a man, baby
 
2017-02-17 09:03:49 AM  
My Grandma always said "Headbutt me once, shame on you.  Headbutt me twice, shame on me."
 
2017-02-17 09:05:25 AM  

thesharkman: I head butted my mother once... once

JoePiscopo.jpg

/am I doing it right?


img.fark.net
 
2017-02-17 09:06:14 AM  
some one who's bad at headbuts.
 
2017-02-17 09:07:40 AM  
A capricious fellow for sure
 
2017-02-17 09:07:53 AM  
It's a sign of affection in Glasgow
 
2017-02-17 09:08:32 AM  
Get it right the first time! Low energy. Sad!
 
2017-02-17 09:16:15 AM  
Do donkey punches count?
 
2017-02-17 09:21:11 AM  
A goat.
 
2017-02-17 09:27:04 AM  
I do know my paternal grandmother may not even take the first head-butt, unless you were lucky to catch her off guard.  Either way, you wouldn't be able to stand to try it again, likely wouldn't be conscious.
 
2017-02-17 09:28:43 AM  
With all due respect Subby,  you've never met my mother.
 
2017-02-17 09:37:56 AM  
Sounds like it's time some one to move out. Maybe to jail.
 
2017-02-17 09:40:22 AM  
I've never really been a headbutt guy. First of all, I don't think I've ever thrown a successful one. Tried it a few times as a kid and came away worse than my intended victim. I salute you nuts who can use your forehead as a weapon.
 
2017-02-17 09:43:13 AM  
Ooh!  I've seen this video on pornhub!
 
2017-02-17 09:46:33 AM  
You can really fark someone up with a headbutt. It is one of the few things illegal in UFC and for good reason.  The only time I ever seriously hurt someone else (fractured skull) was with a headbutt, and that was when we were just messing around and not really fighting.  I couldn't imagine doing something like that to my own mother.
 
2017-02-17 09:53:55 AM  
media.giphy.com
 
2017-02-17 10:06:48 AM  
*reads headline*

The mentally ill?

*reads TFA*

Yep.
 
2017-02-17 10:18:33 AM  
Nobody wins a head butt.
 
2017-02-17 10:24:45 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2017-02-17 10:38:48 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: I've never really been a headbutt guy. First of all, I don't think I've ever thrown a successful one. Tried it a few times as a kid and came away worse than my intended victim. I salute you nuts who can use your forehead as a weapon.


Trick is hit the nose
 
2017-02-17 10:46:43 AM  
I'm not saying I agree, but I am saying that I understand.
 
2017-02-17 10:48:35 AM  
CSB: Have a buddy who was headbutted by his infant daughter and got a broken nose out of the deal.
 
2017-02-17 10:55:11 AM  
Oh Yellville!
 
2017-02-17 10:56:10 AM  

dambis: DROxINxTHExWIND: I've never really been a headbutt guy. First of all, I don't think I've ever thrown a successful one. Tried it a few times as a kid and came away worse than my intended victim. I salute you nuts who can use your forehead as a weapon.

Trick is hit the nose


Yes, go for the nose.
But, your mistake (Dro) is thinking of using the forehead.
It's actually the 'corner' above the forehead.
Hitting with the forehead pushes the energy backwards on your neck. Moving the point of impact upwards on your skull means you are transferring the weight vertically on your neck.
Second point, if you need to use this for self-defense is use your legs, not just the leaning forward momentum. Almost like you are jumping into the person's face.
Head, elbows and knees are great tools for women to hone for self-defense.
 
2017-02-17 10:59:43 AM  

WaytooproudofTexasguy: CSB: Have a buddy who was headbutted by his infant daughter and got a broken nose out of the deal.


For some reason all of my kids went through a headbutting phase. It's a good thing they're born with so many braincells.
 
2017-02-17 11:06:42 AM  

WaytooproudofTexasguy: CSB: Have a buddy who was headbutted by his infant daughter and got a broken nose out of the deal.


My wife broke her grandmas clavicle that way. Floppy baby head then BOOM.
 
2017-02-17 11:10:22 AM  
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2017-02-17 11:14:32 AM  
Well, in this guy's defense, I'm going to have to say that Yellville, AR probably is a stupid place.
 
2017-02-17 11:25:55 AM  

WaytooproudofTexasguy: CSB: Have a buddy who was headbutted by his infant daughter and got a broken nose out of the deal.


I was going to make a joke about that.
Luckily no broken nose for me.
 
2017-02-17 12:00:03 PM  
Interesting to me that in this case we're all "LOL" but if the mentally challenged man was tased we'd be up in arms.
/ I'm always for helping the mentally challenged.
// Sometimes that means locking them up.
/// Sometimes the story is funny, like this one.
 
2017-02-17 12:27:44 PM  
Well, subby, since you asked...

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2017-02-17 01:15:07 PM  
My daughter head-butted me and broke my nose.

/she was 2
 
2017-02-17 02:03:20 PM  

palelizard: Someone who doesn't have to tell her a third time?


Stop it!!!  You are "normalizing" domestic violence!!!  WAH!!!!
 
2017-02-17 02:13:43 PM  
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You are a gubernatorial candidate
You can really pound a good beer
You can really whoop a Duke Blue Devil's ass

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