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(Daily Mail)   WWE Wrestler & Howard Stern regular Nicole Bass dies at 52. Being a wrestler and/or a Howard Stern regular doesn't seem to lend itself to long lifespans   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-02-17 01:58:04 AM  
For the life of me, I can't see why she might have died.

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2017-02-17 02:41:01 AM  
don't tease me subby
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2017-02-17 05:23:33 AM  
Rex inconsolable
 
2017-02-17 05:45:31 AM  
Maybe she got hit with the hein.

/baba booey
//Howard Stern's penis
///F Timmy
 
2017-02-17 05:52:16 AM  
Death by snu snu?
 
2017-02-17 05:53:06 AM  
Dude...
 
2017-02-17 05:58:12 AM  
He will be missed
 
2017-02-17 05:59:47 AM  
Bass?! How low can you go?
 
2017-02-17 06:14:05 AM  
She looked a little like Lyle Alzedo.
 
2017-02-17 06:21:49 AM  
Well, at least Fred does a spot on impression of her.  And Herman Munster.
 
2017-02-17 06:22:31 AM  

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RIP NICOLE BASS

 
2017-02-17 06:37:28 AM  
That looks a lot like an oncology treatment bay. It is the same setup my hematologist has for his chemo patients, down to the things around it. Tough way to go, if so.
 
2017-02-17 06:46:00 AM  

Nick Nostril: She looked a little like Lyle Alzedo.


Lyle was more feminine looking.
 
2017-02-17 07:02:27 AM  

elvindeath: Well, at least Fred does a spot on impression of her.  And Herman Munster.


Smart and funny!
 
2017-02-17 07:10:58 AM  
My favorite memory of her has to be when Shawn Michaels was in the ring with her and said, "Look here Mr."

RIP RONNIE BASS
 
2017-02-17 07:12:15 AM  
Both of those careers generally involve lots of hard living.

/"hard living" meaning "drugs."
 
2017-02-17 07:37:51 AM  
She was gross and disgusting and her death was self inflicted I'm sure.  Nobody to blame but her/himself
 
2017-02-17 07:55:18 AM  

bobug: That looks a lot like an oncology treatment bay. It is the same setup my hematologist has for his chemo patients, down to the things around it. Tough way to go, if so.


Could be a dialysis suite. Steroids can be hard on the renal system too, I imagine. My guess is she just died of multiple organ failure.

But the most important thing is: we were entertained.
 
2017-02-17 08:08:02 AM  
They forgot to add steroid user.
 
2017-02-17 08:14:14 AM  

EyeballKid: Bass?! How low can you go?


About six feet under, apparently.
 
2017-02-17 08:14:55 AM  

H31N0US: bobug: That looks a lot like an oncology treatment bay. It is the same setup my hematologist has for his chemo patients, down to the things around it. Tough way to go, if so.

Could be a dialysis suite. Steroids can be hard on the renal system too, I imagine. My guess is she just died of multiple organ failure.

But the most important thing is: we were entertained.


Maybe you were entertained. I didn't even know she existed. Which is weird, since ladies like her usually show up in my porn inbox.
 
2017-02-17 08:36:03 AM  
Actually saw Mr. Bass as he was escorted by his handlers to some world premiere movie red carpet thing @ the Palms in Vegas a while back. Not sure why they insisted on an evening gown for him...

Someone actually shouted "Hey Nicole!" To which the reply was, in a perfect nasally gender-neutral voice: "Thannnnkss"

/sold me
 
2017-02-17 08:37:28 AM  

natural316: She was gross and disgusting and her death was self inflicted I'm sure.  Nobody to blame but her/himself


I go out of my way to not call people names BUT

You're an asshole.
 
2017-02-17 08:46:37 AM  

TheraTx: natural316: She was gross and disgusting and her death was self inflicted I'm sure.  Nobody to blame but her/himself

I go out of my way to not call people names BUT

You're an asshole.


Couldn't agree more.  I never understood the body building thing.  But TheraTx you are an idiot.
 
2017-02-17 08:57:18 AM  

TheraTx: natural316: She was gross and disgusting and her death was self inflicted I'm sure.  Nobody to blame but her/himself

I go out of my way to not call people names BUT

You're an asshole.


You'll get over it I'm sure
 
2017-02-17 08:58:34 AM  

Minimum: TheraTx: natural316: She was gross and disgusting and her death was self inflicted I'm sure.  Nobody to blame but her/himself

I go out of my way to not call people names BUT

You're an asshole.

Couldn't agree more.  I never understood the body building thing.  But TheraTx you are an idiot.


I think you just called out the wrong person there. It was natural316that made the uncalled for comments and is an asshole, not TheraTx who was calling natural316on it.
 
2017-02-17 09:01:20 AM  

Pinko_Commie: Minimum: TheraTx: natural316: She was gross and disgusting and her death was self inflicted I'm sure.  Nobody to blame but her/himself

I go out of my way to not call people names BUT

You're an asshole.

Couldn't agree more.  I never understood the body building thing.  But TheraTx you are an idiot.

I think you just called out the wrong person there. It was natural316that made the uncalled for comments and is an asshole, not TheraTx who was calling natural316on it.


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2017-02-17 09:30:59 AM  

natural316: She was gross and disgusting and her death was self inflicted I'm sure.  Nobody to blame but her/himself


She obviously had body dysmorphia.
 
2017-02-17 09:33:28 AM  

Minimum: TheraTx: natural316: She was gross and disgusting and her death was self inflicted I'm sure.  Nobody to blame but her/himself

I go out of my way to not call people names BUT

You're an asshole.

Couldn't agree more.  I never understood the body building thing.  But TheraTx you are an idiot.


I'm considering dropping him into TFD. Like a laser guided smart bomb of stupid.
 
2017-02-17 09:35:35 AM  
Except the other farker. Who was correctly pointed out. Who is stupid now? Me.
 
2017-02-17 09:40:43 AM  

Por que tan serioso: Minimum: TheraTx: natural316: She was gross and disgusting and her death was self inflicted I'm sure.  Nobody to blame but her/himself

I go out of my way to not call people names BUT

You're an asshole.

Couldn't agree more.  I never understood the body building thing.  But TheraTx you are an idiot.

I'm considering dropping him into TFD. Like a laser guided smart bomb of stupid.


This thread is starting to confuse me
 
2017-02-17 09:44:38 AM  
Stern's show is the ultimate evolution of the American freak show.  Back in the day the freak show owners made a little money, but they paid the freaks, or at least provided room and board, and sometimes even paid for medical care.   Stern pays his freaks nothing, provides nothing.  Stern takes total advantage of vulnerable and damaged people.  These people are put up on display in front of Stern's baying, mookish fans and it's pure profit....for Stern.
 
2017-02-17 09:45:11 AM  
Too many Wack Packers dying these days. It's sad
 
2017-02-17 09:46:38 AM  

Fissile: Stern's show is the ultimate evolution of the American freak show.  Back in the day the freak show owners made a little money, but they paid the freaks, or at least provided room and board, and sometimes even paid for medical care.   Stern pays his freaks nothing, provides nothing.  Stern takes total advantage of vulnerable and damaged people.  These people are put up on display in front of Stern's baying, mookish fans and it's pure profit....for Stern.


Exactly, which is why what I said holds true. She did everything to herself simply to be one of his circus sideshows.  Forgive me for not showing sympathy
 
2017-02-17 09:49:58 AM  
Roids are a helluva drug.
 
2017-02-17 09:52:33 AM  

Fissile: Stern's show is the ultimate evolution of the American freak show.  Back in the day the freak show owners made a little money, but they paid the freaks, or at least provided room and board, and sometimes even paid for medical care.   Stern pays his freaks nothing, provides nothing.  Stern takes total advantage of vulnerable and damaged people.  These people are put up on display in front of Stern's baying, mookish fans and it's pure profit....for Stern.


Your underlying metaphor isn't wrong, but your conclusion that "Stern provides nothing" is. Yes, they don't get paid by the show itself. But most of the "Wack Pack" and various other hangers-on are able to parlay the exposure they get from Stern into some low-level paid appearance gigs at bars, conventions, etc., and several have leveraged their notoriety into bit parts in C-grade movies. And, I submit, the opportunity to be "famous" is probably more gratifying for most of them than would be a check from the show for a hour's worth of AFTRA scale wages.
 
2017-02-17 09:53:33 AM  

Pinko_Commie: Minimum: TheraTx: natural316: She was gross and disgusting and her death was self inflicted I'm sure.  Nobody to blame but her/himself

I go out of my way to not call people names BUT

You're an asshole.

Couldn't agree more.  I never understood the body building thing.  But TheraTx you are an idiot.

I think you just called out the wrong person there. It was natural316that made the uncalled for comments and is an asshole, not TheraTx who was calling natural316on it.


Crap, you are right.  Thera, I apologize, to the other idiot.  You're still an idiot.
 
2017-02-17 10:03:28 AM  
How the hell is High Pitch Eric outliving these people?!?!?
 
2017-02-17 10:05:58 AM  

natural316: Por que tan serioso: Minimum: TheraTx: natural316: She was gross and disgusting and her death was self inflicted I'm sure.  Nobody to blame but her/himself

I go out of my way to not call people names BUT

You're an asshole.

Couldn't agree more.  I never understood the body building thing.  But TheraTx you are an idiot.

I'm considering dropping him into TFD. Like a laser guided smart bomb of stupid.

This thread is starting to confuse me


You're surrounded by Assholes, Lord Helmet.
 
2017-02-17 10:07:29 AM  

BeatrixK: How the hell is High Pitch Eric outliving these people?!?!?


that's what I want to know!

how many Wack-Packers have died so far?
 
2017-02-17 10:11:38 AM  
Jon Hein had her/him in the Death Pool.
No matter what she was always a great guest on the show.

//we speak your name
 
2017-02-17 10:17:37 AM  

King Something: natural316: Por que tan serioso: Minimum: TheraTx: natural316: She was gross and disgusting and her death was self inflicted I'm sure.  Nobody to blame but her/himself

I go out of my way to not call people names BUT

You're an asshole.

Couldn't agree more.  I never understood the body building thing.  But TheraTx you are an idiot.

I'm considering dropping him into TFD. Like a laser guided smart bomb of stupid.

This thread is starting to confuse me

You're surrounded by Assholes, Lord Helmet.


KEEP POSTING, ARSEHOLES!!
 
2017-02-17 10:20:15 AM  
After a careful analysis of the evidence at hand, Watson, I deduce that steroids may have contributed to this unfortunate event.
 
2017-02-17 10:34:31 AM  

BeatrixK: How the hell is High Pitch Eric outliving these people?!?!?


Who's high pitch?
 
2017-02-17 10:55:38 AM  
Seems like I was listening to a recent HS show up on YouTube, and the show staff were all placing bets and picking a "Wack Pack Death Pool" for 2017. Don't remember if anyone picked Nicole Bass or not.

Uzzah: Your underlying metaphor isn't wrong, but your conclusion that "Stern provides nothing" is. Yes, they don't get paid by the show itself


While they don't get paid by the show itself, it seems like a lot of the wack pack do intermittently receive cash and or promotional prizes. I recall Artie giving Jeff the Drunk cash out of his own pocket, and I've heard Stern talk about the cash that some of the others receive.
 
2017-02-17 11:07:18 AM  
FTA: 'She was strong not only on the outside but inside as well'
Reality: ummmm...no
 
2017-02-17 11:14:00 AM  

SeaMan Stainz: BeatrixK: How the hell is High Pitch Eric outliving these people?!?!?

Who's high pitch?



I see what you did there.
 
2017-02-17 11:18:50 AM  
In "this guy deserves sympathy unlike Bass" news, George the animal Steele has died
 
2017-02-17 11:30:40 AM  

Minimum: Crap, you are right.  Thera, I apologize, to the other idiot.  You're still an idiot.


I honestly don't know who you're apologizing to, and who you're calling an idiot.
 
2017-02-17 11:37:06 AM  

natural316: In "this guy deserves sympathy unlike Bass" news, George the animal Steele has died



Sad news...I just saw The Iron Sheik post about it on Facebook.
 
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