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(Daily Mail)   Pigeon caught smuggling a mobile phone into Brazilian prison. Someone musta sang (pics)   ( divider line
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2017-02-16 03:29:34 PM  
Jail bird
2017-02-16 03:34:59 PM  
That's one busy bird.
2017-02-16 03:35:17 PM  
Somebody made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
2017-02-16 03:58:28 PM  
*** carrier lost ***
2017-02-16 04:22:58 PM  

calbert: *** carrier lost ***

We're done here.
2017-02-16 04:24:27 PM  
Only one way to get to the bottom of this.

2017-02-16 04:27:39 PM  
Stool pigeon.
2017-02-16 04:28:17 PM
2017-02-16 04:35:02 PM  
A couple of prisons, sure.  But a Brazillion?

/here all week
//try the veal
2017-02-16 04:38:58 PM  
/shamelessly stolen from another
2017-02-16 04:41:38 PM  
I feel sorta sorry for the bird.

That's about it though...
2017-02-16 04:42:07 PM  
That's a lotta prisons.
2017-02-16 04:50:36 PM  
How big was the pigeon that a cell phone fit up its ass?
2017-02-16 04:58:04 PM  
Well now they figured out the delivery method, there's bound to be a brazillion more attempts.
2017-02-16 05:00:34 PM  
I was gonna suggest they should have used a sparrow but I see that's been covered.
2017-02-16 05:07:56 PM  

Yellow Beard: How big was the pigeon that a cell phone fit up its ass?
2017-02-16 05:22:00 PM  
Pigeons don't tweet.
2017-02-16 05:31:39 PM  
Joey, have you ever smuggled a mobile phone into a Brazilian prison?
2017-02-16 05:42:29 PM  

blatz514: Yellow Beard: How big was the pigeon that a cell phone fit up its ass?

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It's kind of funny now, in the age of the "phablet", to think of how the trend on phones used to be making them smaller and smaller.
2017-02-16 06:03:26 PM  
You have to be careful around pigeons.

If they don't get their way, there could be a coup.
2017-02-16 06:46:14 PM  
When flying into Mexico City the aircraft loses the GPS signal for a moment as you fly over a prison.  Word is the prison jams GPS signals to keep drones from flying programmed routes to drop in contraband.
/ Aircraft inertial navigation and traditional navigational aid signals still work fine, so don't panic.
2017-02-16 09:01:31 PM
2017-02-16 10:37:49 PM  

calbert: *** carrier lost ***

You're pretty coo, man
2017-02-16 11:27:29 PM  

calbert: *** carrier lost ***

I made a meme for that.
2017-02-17 10:09:53 AM  
The pigeons from Brazil?
2017-02-17 01:37:04 PM  
Latrine, Resistance Member: [throws dead carrier pigeon on table]
Latrine, Resistance Member: We have a traitor in our midst.
Deja Vu: Well done, Latrine. I see that you have taken care of him appropriately.
Du Quois: [looks at Deja Vu] Not the bird, you fool! This is a carrier pigeon on its way to the German Headquarters.
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