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(Action News Jacksonville)   Man arrested for stealing from Flame Broiler. By the looks of it, with his face   ( actionnewsjax.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Crime, Shultz, Zachary Allen Shultz, Andy Summers, police report, Tots donation jar, Shultz Feb., The Police  
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2017-02-16 06:22:46 PM  
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2017-02-16 09:21:25 PM  
25 years old?  Tattoo "Poor Impulse Control" on his forehead.
 
2017-02-16 10:16:07 PM  
The police report did not identify the cause of Shultz's severe facial burns in his mugshot.

He fell down
 
2017-02-16 10:17:49 PM  

2wolves: 25 years old?  Tattoo "Poor Impulse Control" on his forehead.


He's no Raven.

Also, they couldn't explain how he got those burns.  I want to know how he got those burns...because that is the most interesting part of this story.
 
2017-02-16 10:20:03 PM  
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2017-02-16 10:24:25 PM  

DaveNukem: The police report did not identify the cause of Shultz's severe facial burns in his mugshot.

He fell down


I'm guessing a portable meth lab blew up in his face.
 
2017-02-16 10:29:48 PM  

Glitchwerks: DaveNukem: The police report did not identify the cause of Shultz's severe facial burns in his mugshot.

He fell down

I'm guessing a portable meth lab blew up in his face.


Pepper Spray/Taser combo FTW?
 
2017-02-16 10:30:01 PM  
I'm guessing the cops grilled him.
/medium well
 
2017-02-16 10:35:40 PM  
The video link says he stole a van and then set it on fire, which led to the burns.
 
2017-02-16 10:38:19 PM  

HowDidIGetHere: The video link says he stole a van and then set it on fire, which led to the burns.


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2017-02-16 10:43:06 PM  
Also, in another article, I read he was smoking crack to help with the pain.
 
2017-02-16 11:04:36 PM  

HowDidIGetHere: The video link says he stole a van and then set it on fire, which led to the burns.


Lit the van by spitting out flaming shots, or something equally stellar. It should buff right out.
 
2017-02-16 11:12:37 PM  

stvdallas: 2wolves: 25 years old?  Tattoo "Poor Impulse Control" on his forehead.

He's no Raven.

Also, they couldn't explain how he got those burns.  I want to know how he got those burns...because that is the most interesting part of this story.


His version of events is definitely the most entertaining part of the story.

"...Schultz said he tried to start a fire in his uncle's house. He said he used gasoline to start the fire, which caused him to get burned.
Shultz said he burned the stolen van from the previous day and that he got the van from a "dope boy" on Philips Highway.
He said the car started to spark near the steering wheel and pulled over to try to fix it. He said he took out a lighter to look in the van to see what was sparking and then the van went up in flames..."

 http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-suspect-smoked-​c​rack-after-face-burned-by-car-fire-in-jacksonville/494810772
 
2017-02-16 11:26:46 PM  
Jokes on us. By turning himself in, he gets free medical care.
 
2017-02-16 11:35:00 PM  

dbialac: Jokes on us. By turning himself in, he gets free medical care.


 
2017-02-16 11:38:38 PM  

Speef: stvdallas: 2wolves: 25 years old?  Tattoo "Poor Impulse Control" on his forehead.

He's no Raven.

Also, they couldn't explain how he got those burns.  I want to know how he got those burns...because that is the most interesting part of this story.

His version of events is definitely the most entertaining part of the story.

"...Schultz said he tried to start a fire in his uncle's house. He said he used gasoline to start the fire, which caused him to get burned.
Shultz said he burned the stolen van from the previous day and that he got the van from a "dope boy" on Philips Highway.
He said the car started to spark near the steering wheel and pulled over to try to fix it. He said he took out a lighter to look in the van to see what was sparking and then the van went up in flames..."

 http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/jacksonville-suspect-smoked-c​rack-after-face-burned-by-car-fire-in-jacksonville/494810772


Wow. Sooper genius.
 
2017-02-16 11:39:09 PM  
Dude looks like the Marines found out about what he did.
 
2017-02-16 11:47:23 PM  
I love Flame Broiler, have one by my house and one by my work.
They have a great sweet teriyaki sauce and hot sauce.

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/Oh not the same place, my bad
//Only 2,114 miles away
 
2017-02-16 11:57:32 PM  
What the hell kind of bizarre crime spree was this dude on? Stealing and burning everything he came across. Not gonna say it doesn't sound like fun, but that's the kind of thing you do when you get bored playing Grand Theft Auto, not when you have actual consequences.
 
2017-02-17 12:48:59 AM  
All this and at 25 years old. This guy is the poster boy for "too dumb to live".
I'm sure we'll be hearing about him again...
 
2017-02-17 01:13:55 AM  
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2017-02-17 01:20:39 AM  
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2017-02-17 06:39:56 AM  
Ahhh. Phillips Hey in Jax. Extended stay hotels, motels where prostitutes service the community, junkies, homeless.....need I go on? You get the picture.
 
2017-02-17 06:49:52 AM  

HowDidIGetHere: The video link says he stole a van and then set it on fire, which led to the burns.


Was it down by the river?
 
2017-02-17 07:38:00 AM  
Stealing is reprehensible, stealing money intended for charitable causes is just abhorrent.
 
2017-02-17 08:26:55 AM  
[In a Fred Rodgers voice]
Children, THIS is why you don't play with fire..
 
2017-02-17 11:11:10 AM  
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