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(CBC)   Breach compromises personal information of 7,500 B.C. residents, say province archeologists   ( cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Fail, personal information, ministry, Health Ministry staff, British Columbians, Care Card numbers, security measures, secure internet provider, MLA Doug Routley  
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2017-02-16 05:31:56 PM  
"It's BCE now."

No, it's not.

2x/2 = x

BCE/CE = B
 
2017-02-16 05:43:19 PM  
As long as they leave The Wizard of Id along, I'm fine.
 
2017-02-16 09:39:08 PM  
Impossible. The earth isn't that old.
 
2017-02-16 09:49:06 PM  
At least they all have Jesus...somehow.
 
2017-02-16 09:49:11 PM  
This sounds like assyriaous matter.
 
2017-02-16 09:50:56 PM  
s21.postimg.org

Back before Tony Hart went crazy.
 
2017-02-16 10:06:58 PM  
say province archeologists ...

img.fark.net
 
2017-02-16 10:13:07 PM  
Let's just see what's in Ogg of the Wolf People's browser history.

img.fark.net

Pfff, typical paleolithic male, thinking about nothing but the nurturing bosom of the All-Mother.
 
2017-02-16 10:23:37 PM  
That...is a beautiful headline, right there...
 
2017-02-16 10:27:11 PM  

GRCooper: Impossible. The earth isn't that old.


Absolutely right, not a single person with religion thinks outside of the bounds of said religion, ever. They're all brainwashed and subhuman.

Now, please tell me how you're not a pretentious, sanctimonious fark.
 
2017-02-16 10:53:15 PM  

0z79: GRCooper: Impossible. The earth isn't that old.

Absolutely right, not a single person with religion thinks outside of the bounds of said religion, ever. They're all brainwashed and subhuman.

Now, please tell me how you're not a pretentious, sanctimonious fark.


Did some kind of bat-signal go out that you responded to, some kind of psychic Someone is saying something that I could possibly misconstrue as demeaning to my beliefs! or were you just sitting around, waiting for and hoping for some reason to feel offended?

I'm just asking questions, here.
 
2017-02-16 10:53:39 PM  
Bravo subby. HOTY canidate right there
 
2017-02-16 10:59:13 PM  

GRCooper: Impossible. The earth isn't that old.


Jokes aside, this province had residents at least 13,000 years ago.
 
2017-02-16 11:04:09 PM  

toraque: 0z79: GRCooper: Impossible. The earth isn't that old.

Absolutely right, not a single person with religion thinks outside of the bounds of said religion, ever. They're all brainwashed and subhuman.

Now, please tell me how you're not a pretentious, sanctimonious fark.

Did some kind of bat-signal go out that you responded to, some kind of psychic Someone is saying something that I could possibly misconstrue as demeaning to my beliefs! or were you just sitting around, waiting for and hoping for some reason to feel offended?

I'm just asking questions, here.


I need to be angry about something!
 
dh2
2017-02-17 12:08:49 AM  
...should be "provincial archaeologists"
https://www.for.gov.bc.ca/archaeology/archaeology_in_BC.htm
 
2017-02-17 12:13:11 AM  
These security breaches are getting old.
 
2017-02-17 12:38:27 AM  

Ronin Around: Bravo subby. HOTY canidate right there


Agreed, but not enough people will get it. Shame
 
2017-02-17 02:38:49 AM  

toraque: 0z79: GRCooper: Impossible. The earth isn't that old.

Absolutely right, not a single person with religion thinks outside of the bounds of said religion, ever. They're all brainwashed and subhuman.

Now, please tell me how you're not a pretentious, sanctimonious fark.

Did some kind of bat-signal go out that you responded to, some kind of psychic Someone is saying something that I could possibly misconstrue as demeaning to my beliefs! or were you just sitting around, waiting for and hoping for some reason to feel offended?

I'm just asking questions, here.


I have a lot of time on my hands, plus I loathe elitist farktards of all stripes.
 
2017-02-17 02:58:16 AM  

Gyrfalcon: toraque: 0z79: GRCooper: Impossible. The earth isn't that old.

Absolutely right, not a single person with religion thinks outside of the bounds of said religion, ever. They're all brainwashed and subhuman.

Now, please tell me how you're not a pretentious, sanctimonious fark.

Did some kind of bat-signal go out that you responded to, some kind of psychic Someone is saying something that I could possibly misconstrue as demeaning to my beliefs! or were you just sitting around, waiting for and hoping for some reason to feel offended?

I'm just asking questions, here.

I need to be angry about something!


In this climate, there's very little that doesn't make me angry.
 
2017-02-17 03:41:53 AM  
So...all of Calgary.

NationalID, however, is a good system, secure and thorough. Trust me.

(Any user data system accessible from the internet will eventually be breached. The only unanswered question: do you care?)
 
2017-02-17 05:28:30 AM  

img.fark.net


Old news is so exciting!


//Yabba dabba, etc.
 
2017-02-17 06:35:37 AM  

0z79: toraque: 0z79: GRCooper: Impossible. The earth isn't that old.

Absolutely right, not a single person with religion thinks outside of the bounds of said religion, ever. They're all brainwashed and subhuman.

Now, please tell me how you're not a pretentious, sanctimonious fark.

Did some kind of bat-signal go out that you responded to, some kind of psychic Someone is saying something that I could possibly misconstrue as demeaning to my beliefs! or were you just sitting around, waiting for and hoping for some reason to feel offended?

I'm just asking questions, here.

I have a lot of time on my hands, plus I loathe elitist farktards of all stripes.


Do you need a hug?
 
2017-02-17 06:43:33 AM  

0z79: GRCooper: Impossible. The earth isn't that old.

Absolutely right, not a single person with religion thinks outside of the bounds of said religion, ever. They're all brainwashed and subhuman.

Now, please tell me how you're not a pretentious, sanctimonious fark.


Your first 9 words are spot on.

It went downhill fast after that.
 
2017-02-17 06:58:43 AM  
Who stole the cuneiform tablets from the museum?
 
2017-02-17 07:23:13 AM  

toraque: 0z79: GRCooper: Impossible. The earth isn't that old.

Absolutely right, not a single person with religion thinks outside of the bounds of said religion, ever. They're all brainwashed and subhuman.

Now, please tell me how you're not a pretentious, sanctimonious fark.

Did some kind of bat-signal go out that you responded to, some kind of psychic Someone is saying something that I could possibly misconstrue as demeaning to my beliefs! or were you just sitting around, waiting for and hoping for some reason to feel offended?

I'm just asking questions, here.


I think it's funny because he uses 'sanctimonius' incorrectly.

In fact, he's the one being sanctimonious.

And he tops it off by implying that cherry picking among which fairy tales one believes in somehow passes for rational, intelligent thought.

He's adorable.
 
2017-02-17 08:51:27 AM  

0z79: toraque: 0z79: GRCooper: Impossible. The earth isn't that old.

Absolutely right, not a single person with religion thinks outside of the bounds of said religion, ever. They're all brainwashed and subhuman.

Now, please tell me how you're not a pretentious, sanctimonious fark.

Did some kind of bat-signal go out that you responded to, some kind of psychic Someone is saying something that I could possibly misconstrue as demeaning to my beliefs! or were you just sitting around, waiting for and hoping for some reason to feel offended?

I'm just asking questions, here.

I have a lot of time on my hands, plus I loathe elitist farktards of all stripes.


You know, maybe if you picked up a hobby to fill all that free time, it might help with your anger issues?

If you want a suggestion, I'd say start with 'learning what words mean.'
 
2017-02-17 08:54:29 AM  

0z79: GRCooper: Impossible. The earth isn't that old.

Absolutely right, not a single person with religion thinks outside of the bounds of said religion, ever. They're all brainwashed and subhuman.

Now, please tell me how you're not a pretentious, sanctimonious fark.


Wow, you sound bothered.
/god-bothered
 
2017-02-17 09:59:16 AM  
Columbian drug story..
 
2017-02-17 10:55:32 AM  
img.fark.net

/inconsolable
 
2017-02-17 11:06:22 AM  
Notices will be sent as soon as they are chiseled.
 
2017-02-17 11:07:22 AM  
As someone living in BC this isn't terribly surprising...

i.imgur.com
 
2017-02-18 12:00:56 AM  
Something something the city in the city
 
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