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I heard about the Daytona Cubs' Funeral giveaway on my computer tee-vee and I'm just DYING to win...
(Essay ends and is ruined from tears of laughter streaming down braps face. He wakes up five days later in a padded cell at the Home for the Criminally Easily-Amused, still giggling.)
Homer: Boy, I could go for a hot dog! Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery! Hot Dog Guy: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here! Marge: Do you follow my husband around? Hot Dog Guy: Lady, he's putting my kids through college!
Someone should tell those SbB girls that you can totally see part of their bras. The don't want to give the wrong impression, people might think they are trampy.
this is actually a copycat give-away of a similar contest (for a little league team sponsored by a funeral home) up here in michigan. They did this same thing last year. I heard they made a lot of money in the contest/raffle thing they held up here.
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