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(NJ.com)   The only thing worse than being attacked by a coyote while walking your dog is if it's a rabid coyote   (nj.com ) divider line
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5 days ago  
The only thing worse than being attacked by a coyote while walking your dog is if it's a rabid coyote landshark

FTFY, subby.
 
5 days ago  

Sid_6.7: The only thing worse than being attacked by a coyote while walking your dog is if it's a rabid coyote landshark two rabid landsharks

FTFY, subby.


FTFY, Sid.
 
5 days ago  

King Something: Sid_6.7: The only thing worse than being attacked by a coyote while walking your dog is if it's a rabid coyote landshark two rabid landsharks three score rabid landsharks screened by ill-tempered sea bass skirmishers.

FTFY, subby.

FTFY, Sid.


FTFY, King Nothing!
 
5 days ago  

Sid_6.7: King Something: Sid_6.7: The only thing worse than being attacked by a coyote while walking your dog is if it's a rabid coyote landshark two rabid landsharks three score rabid landsharks screened by ill-tempered sea bass skirmishers.

FTFY, subby.

FTFY, Sid.

FTFY, King Nothing!


...Candygram...
 
5 days ago  
The right to carry anvils shall not be infringed.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

fusillade762: Sid_6.7: King Something: Sid_6.7: The only thing worse than being attacked by a coyote while walking your dog is if it's a rabid coyote landshark two rabid landsharks three score rabid landsharks screened by ill-tempered sea bass skirmishers.

FTFY, subby.

FTFY, Sid.

FTFY, King Nothing!

...Candygram...


Wookie-gram? You shouldn't have...

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5 days ago  
 
5 days ago  
I can think of lots of things worse than a rabid coyote.  Like two rabid coyotes.
 
5 days ago  
I see a few farkers work at SyFy
 
5 days ago  
Subby's never heard of the dreaded candiru...
 
5 days ago  
The owner shouldn't have been walking a rabid coyote to begin with.
 
5 days ago  
Rabies shots aren't that bad these days.

A series of 7 shots in your arm spread out over 6 weeks.

Got mine 2 years ago, as a result of a feral cat attack.

img.fark.net
 
5 days ago  

Weatherkiss: The owner shouldn't have been walking a rabid coyote to begin with.


What if he was training the other coyote how to put down rabid coyotes?

What now smart guy?
 
5 days ago  

redmid17: Weatherkiss: The owner shouldn't have been walking a rabid coyote to begin with.

What if he was training the other coyote how to put down rabid coyotes?

What now smart guy?


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5 days ago  
At least we don't have rabies in Australia......
 
5 days ago  

ol' gormsby: At least we don't have rabies in Australia......


It can't survive all the poison
 
5 days ago  
Getting attacked by a coked up Andy Dick would be way worse

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/He may also have rabies
 
5 days ago  

Sid_6.7: King Something: Sid_6.7: The only thing worse than being attacked by a coyote while walking your dog is if it's a rabid coyote landshark two rabid landsharks three score rabid landsharks screened by ill-tempered sea bass skirmishers.

FTFY, subby.

FTFY, Sid.

FTFY, King Nothing!


img.fark.net
 
5 days ago  

Mega Steve: Getting attacked by a coked up Andy Dick would be way worse

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/He may also have rabies


Someone had sex with that voluntarily.
 
5 days ago  
Next, NJ bears with frickin lasers attached to their heads zapping landsharks with rabies.
 
5 days ago  

doglover: Mega Steve: Getting attacked by a coked up Andy Dick would be way worse

[img.fark.net image 500x276]

/He may also have rabies

Someone had sex with that voluntarily.


It wasn't me.

/Glad i got THAT off my chest
//Shhhh...It's a secret.
 
5 days ago  
www.impactguns.com
 
5 days ago  
If i weren't rabid it wouldn't have attacked.
 
5 days ago  
I had nothing to do with this.
 
5 days ago  
Generally, non-rabid coyotes don't attack people.  It would take being crazed outta their minds from rabies to get them to attack a person.
 
5 days ago  

berniex: Rabies shots aren't that bad these days.

A series of 7 shots in your arm spread out over 6 weeks.

Got mine 2 years ago, as a result of a feral cat attack.

[img.fark.net image 480x640]


I never understood why I could take my cat in for a single shot to be vaccinated for rabies, but a human requires 7.
 
4 days ago  

Ambivalence: berniex: Rabies shots aren't that bad these days.

A series of 7 shots in your arm spread out over 6 weeks.

Got mine 2 years ago, as a result of a feral cat attack.

[img.fark.net image 480x640]

I never understood why I could take my cat in for a single shot to be vaccinated for rabies, but a human requires 7.


I think it's because for a pet there's no reason to think it's been exposed,
but for a human, you're only getting the shots if there's a chance you HAVE been exposed,
so there's likely a difference in dosage/repeated dosage.

I'm lucky my insurance covered it AND a local pharmacy carried exotic vaccines AND I was able to start the doses within 48 hours, otherwise there's no point in starting and you just wait and pray,
because rabies is 100% fatal, and is a terribly agonizing way to die.
 
4 days ago  
Rapid rabid coyotes are worse.
 
4 days ago  

Ambivalence: Generally, non-rabid coyotes don't attack people.  It would take being crazed outta their minds from rabies to get them to attack a person.


Came in here to say this, glad to see it's been covered.
 
4 days ago  

berniex: Rabies shots aren't that bad these days.

A series of 7 shots in your arm spread out over 6 weeks.

Got mine 2 years ago, as a result of a feral cat attack.

[img.fark.net image 480x640]


My husband had to get rabies shots after being attacked by a pit bull.  It chomped down on his calf and wouldn't let go.  His horoscope that day said, "Beware the bulldog.  He bites and doesn't let go".  Swear to God.  I thought he made that up when he read it to me.  Only time I've ever seen a horoscope like that.
 
4 days ago  

berniex: because rabies is 100% fatal, and is a terribly agonizing way to die.


there was ONE case where a girl survived by being put into a coma or deep freeze or something, still did some damage and she had to relearn some things, I'll take the shots.
 
4 days ago  
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Rabid Coyotes unavailable for comment.
/Available for 2xMLAS
//Nerd slashies.
 
4 days ago  
When a coyote bites a man in the buttocks, the is called a "Hanna-Barbara"...
 
4 days ago  
It could have been much worse. 

It could have been a rabid gazebo!
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
A search for Wile E Coyote and rabies yielded this new (to me) animation:
 
4 days ago  

berniex: because rabies is 100% fatal, and is a terribly agonizing way to die.


I did read a story a few years ago about someone who actually did survive rabies, such as it was.  They were in a permanent vegetative state, but they were breathing.

There really are some things you don't want to survive.
 
4 days ago  

doglover: Mega Steve: Getting attacked by a coked up Andy Dick would be way worse

[img.fark.net image 500x276]

/He may also have rabies

Someone had sex with that voluntarily.


Something something meth not even once?
 
4 days ago  

devine: [www.impactguns.com image 540x375]


Exactly.  I have a 10mm as my pack gun.
 
4 days ago  

89 Stick-Up Kid: devine: [www.impactguns.com image 540x375]

Exactly.  I have a 10mm as my pack gun.


there is a story behind the LCP coyote edition. Rick Perry (yes, that one) was out jogging or something and ended up shooting a rabid coyote with his lcp. Ruger released that special edition after that.

I'm on my phone, so I'm not gonna lookup the article.
 
4 days ago  
In my neighborhood, theres currently a skunk population, a feral cat population, and there are coyote sightings.  Skunks are apparently the #1 rabies carrier in California, so i consider them the least welcome varmint.
 
4 days ago  
We've had coyote issues recently here in Tierra Verde.  They haven't harmed people - yet anyway - but small dogs and cats have been disappearing.

They are coming out of Fort De Soto (pictured).  It's basically natural beaches wrapped around a nature preserve.  Government doesn't want us to do anything about the coyotes as they fill a niche in the ecosystem.

Fort De Soto is awesome and as long as the coyotes stay down there it's fine, but the only way in to or out of Fort De Soto if you don't want to swim is through Tierra Verde (the small town at the top center), and the coyotes don't know they aren't supposed to come into town so they do.

There certainly are enough birds and fish for them to eat but I don't think we have enough room for them.

img.fark.net
 
4 days ago  

Panatheist: berniex: because rabies is 100% fatal, and is a terribly agonizing way to die.

there was ONE case where a girl survived by being put into a coma or deep freeze or something, still did some damage and she had to relearn some things, I'll take the shots.


The survivor count is up to 5 now, out of 36 who have undergone the protocol. Really fascinating stories.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milwaukee_protocol
 
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