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(Fark)   I want to support fark. So here's the deal. I will sponsor two fark liters for 6 months of totalfark . Present your case to the right why it should be you. Any other philanthropists that want in on this should sponsor their own show ponies as well   (fark.com ) divider line
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653 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jan 2017 at 8:10 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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6 days ago  
Subby
 present your cases ☺
 
6 days ago  
Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.

Bonus points if you can explain the difference between a 'liter' and a 'punter'. A punter is a specialized position in God's Game, i.e. American football
 
6 days ago  

MFAWG: Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.


I thought that was litre.
 
6 days ago  

MFAWG: Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.

Bonus points if you can explain the difference between a 'liter' and a 'punter'. A punter is a specialized position in God's Game, i.e. American football

A totalfarkers refer to regular fark as fark lite .
So therefore a liter is a non paying farker.

 
6 days ago  

MFAWG: Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.

Bonus points if you can explain the difference between a 'liter' and a 'punter'. A punter is a specialized position in God's Game, i.e. American football


lite-r
one who uses fark, but not total fark
i.e. fark lite
 
6 days ago  
Damn I hope they greenlight this soon
 
6 days ago  

sithon: MFAWG: Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.

Bonus points if you can explain the difference between a 'liter' and a 'punter'. A punter is a specialized position in God's Game, i.e. American football

A totalfarkers refer to regular fark as fark lite .
So therefore a liter is a non paying farker.


Damn, I hoped you were using it in the English sense.
Sigh. FML.
 
6 days ago  

MFAWG: sithon: MFAWG: Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.

Bonus points if you can explain the difference between a 'liter' and a 'punter'. A punter is a specialized position in God's Game, i.e. American football

A totalfarkers refer to regular fark as fark lite .
So therefore a liter is a non paying farker.

Damn, I hoped you were using it in the English sense.
Sigh. FML.


The sad part is they can also be punters, and not in the football sense.
 
6 days ago  

Snarfangel: MFAWG: Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.

I thought that was litre.


I thought that was a parsec.
 
6 days ago  
I'm down for matching this offer! I can sponsor two for 6 months as well.
 
6 days ago  
Well it looks like this isn't going to be greener . So I'm gonna go trawl the the politics tab for 2 likely candidates.
 
6 days ago  
I've done some in the past few days.  I can do a few more.
 
6 days ago  
Literacola?
 
6 days ago  
That's...not how philanthropy works.
 
6 days ago  
Because I want access to the patchwork of gibbonesque cackle reserved for TFers.
 
6 days ago  
Show ponies.

Get sponsored.

You win, Drew wins, Pinkie wins.

i.ytimg.com
 
6 days ago  
The first one is done.
 lochsteppe
 
6 days ago  
I am not a piece of dangly meat to be batted about for your amusement.  I snort in your general direction.
 
6 days ago  
Because I have the lowest account number on this thread, besides Drew.

/felt like bragging
//really though, give it to a newb
///get off my lawn
 
6 days ago  
Because I deserve it.
 
6 days ago  
If I'm given TotalFark, I'll campaign tirelessly for Boobies links back on the main page.
 
6 days ago  
Murder,we aren't falling for it.

/ you can't even spring for the upsize at McDonalds....
 
6 days ago  
Because I'm a hot chick.

/not really, but I am funny
 
6 days ago  
Pick me because I want more than just a discussion tab.

/Slashes
//Am I doing it right
 
6 days ago  

Mrs.Sharpier: That's...not how philanthropy works.


Philanthropy/ Hunger Games, 6 of 1 half a dozen of the other.
 
6 days ago  

Kuta: Because I have the lowest account number on this thread, besides Drew.

/felt like bragging
//really though, give it to a newb
///get off my lawn


s2.quickmeme.com
 
6 days ago  
I bring a unique view to Fark.  Old, broke, white guy who voted Obama, Obama, Clinton.
 
6 days ago  

Mrs.Sharpier: That's...not how philanthropy works.


farklanthropy.
 
6 days ago  
Because I'm Sponge-Worthy

/nuff said
 
6 days ago  
Sorry, I dance for no one.
 
6 days ago  
I will try really hard to avoid the politics tab and partake in TFD.

I got 4 mouths to feed.

I won't felate, though, I kind of made that mistake of saying that way way back in the gmail invite thread all those many years ago.

/it's worth a try
 
6 days ago  
Because I'm too cheap to pay for fark myself.
 
6 days ago  

Kuta: Because I have the lowest account number on this thread, besides Drew.

/felt like bragging
//really though, give it to a newb
///get off my lawn


A three digit account. That's like an unicorn or a Black astronaut.
 
6 days ago  

MBickert: Pick me because I want more than just a discussion tab.

/Slashes
//Am I doing it right


No.

They're slashies.
And they always come in threes.
and it's always /amidoinitrite
 
6 days ago  
I'd plead my case but I'm not sure if I want to be considered a show pony. Those things end bad, you know like dog food or living in a crazy person's tiny apartment. And I'm too big for a tiny apartment.
 
6 days ago  
I don't want one.
 
6 days ago  
Because I am Chuck87
 
6 days ago  
I'd appreciate being sponsored, because it'd give me greater opportunity to participate in Photoshop contests. I'm a bit of a PS hack - as my entries up to now are plenty evidence of - but a guy can only improve with practice.

That, and...I'd really like to...join your group. I HATE the Romans already! I didn't ask to sell any of this stuff! It's only a JOB!
 
6 days ago  

baronbloodbath: Kuta: Because I have the lowest account number on this thread, besides Drew.

/felt like bragging
//really though, give it to a newb
///get off my lawn

[Link][s2.quickmeme.com image 511x370]


I'd bet kuta was also an FCer.
 
6 days ago  
I've sponsored other liters for the TF experience in the past when I had more money, but now that I'm job hunting I don't have as much to spare and I could really use the pick-me-up.

Also, I join in when there are Red Dwarf and The IT Crowd reference threads.

/so what is it?
 
6 days ago  
I'm new and what is this?
 
6 days ago  
You should sponsor me because I have fantastic breasts.
 
6 days ago  
img.fark.net
Have enough distractions thank you
 
6 days ago  

TheManofPA: Kuta: Because I have the lowest account number on this thread, besides Drew.

/felt like bragging
//really though, give it to a newb
///get off my lawn

A three digit account. That's like an unicorn or a Black astronaut.


or a black astronaut riding a unicorn being led by a rational speaking version of Trump
 
6 days ago  
I'm having a fourth child on Monday (I have an 11 year-old, a 5 year-old, and a 6 year-old step child already) and I need something to distract me during middle of the night feedings.
 
6 days ago  
I could buy it if I wanted, but there are so many little things demanding my time and money. But, if I were sponsored, I'd commit to putting at least 3 electric guitars on images in photoshop contests before all the voting happens. I have a early teen boys who enjoy this and it's really hard for Dad to compete with Goat Simulator and Sploder forums and all the other things he finds online. Just typing this makes me sad.
 
6 days ago  

Chuck87: Because I am Chuck87


What did you do with Chucks 1 through 86?
 
6 days ago  
I will try really hard to avoid the politics tab and partake in TFD.

I got 4 mouths to feed.

I won't felate, though, I kind of made that mistake of saying that way way back in the gmail invite thread all those many years ago.

/it's worth a try

And I'm testing the fark app. Just found a bug.
I got this text back in the box after I posted already
 
6 days ago  
Because fark you, that's why
 
6 days ago  
Because fark you. That's why.

/fark everyone!
 
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