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(Fark)   I want to support fark. So here's the deal. I will sponsor two fark liters for 6 months of totalfark . Present your case to the right why it should be you. Any other philanthropists that want in on this should sponsor their own show ponies as well   (fark.com ) divider line
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656 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jan 2017 at 8:10 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-01-11 07:31:45 PM  
Subby
 present your cases ☺
 
2017-01-11 07:39:48 PM  
Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.

Bonus points if you can explain the difference between a 'liter' and a 'punter'. A punter is a specialized position in God's Game, i.e. American football
 
2017-01-11 07:41:06 PM  

MFAWG: Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.


I thought that was litre.
 
2017-01-11 07:44:09 PM  

MFAWG: Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.

Bonus points if you can explain the difference between a 'liter' and a 'punter'. A punter is a specialized position in God's Game, i.e. American football

A totalfarkers refer to regular fark as fark lite .
So therefore a liter is a non paying farker.

 
2017-01-11 07:46:23 PM  

MFAWG: Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.

Bonus points if you can explain the difference between a 'liter' and a 'punter'. A punter is a specialized position in God's Game, i.e. American football


lite-r
one who uses fark, but not total fark
i.e. fark lite
 
2017-01-11 07:48:00 PM  
Damn I hope they greenlight this soon
 
2017-01-11 07:48:06 PM  

sithon: MFAWG: Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.

Bonus points if you can explain the difference between a 'liter' and a 'punter'. A punter is a specialized position in God's Game, i.e. American football

A totalfarkers refer to regular fark as fark lite .
So therefore a liter is a non paying farker.


Damn, I hoped you were using it in the English sense.
Sigh. FML.
 
2017-01-11 07:49:49 PM  

MFAWG: sithon: MFAWG: Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.

Bonus points if you can explain the difference between a 'liter' and a 'punter'. A punter is a specialized position in God's Game, i.e. American football

A totalfarkers refer to regular fark as fark lite .
So therefore a liter is a non paying farker.

Damn, I hoped you were using it in the English sense.
Sigh. FML.


The sad part is they can also be punters, and not in the football sense.
 
2017-01-11 07:59:18 PM  

Snarfangel: MFAWG: Because I want you to explain to me in your native slang WTF a 'liter' is.

Over here it's a furrin unit of measurement.

I thought that was litre.


I thought that was a parsec.
 
2017-01-11 08:00:00 PM  
I'm down for matching this offer! I can sponsor two for 6 months as well.
 
2017-01-11 08:01:11 PM  
Well it looks like this isn't going to be greener . So I'm gonna go trawl the the politics tab for 2 likely candidates.
 
2017-01-11 08:02:08 PM  
I've done some in the past few days.  I can do a few more.
 
2017-01-11 08:04:45 PM  
Literacola?
 
2017-01-11 08:11:31 PM  
That's...not how philanthropy works.
 
2017-01-11 08:12:19 PM  
Because I want access to the patchwork of gibbonesque cackle reserved for TFers.
 
2017-01-11 08:13:15 PM  
Show ponies.

Get sponsored.

You win, Drew wins, Pinkie wins.

i.ytimg.com
 
2017-01-11 08:13:23 PM  
The first one is done.
 lochsteppe
 
2017-01-11 08:13:24 PM  
I am not a piece of dangly meat to be batted about for your amusement.  I snort in your general direction.
 
2017-01-11 08:14:44 PM  
Because I have the lowest account number on this thread, besides Drew.

/felt like bragging
//really though, give it to a newb
///get off my lawn
 
2017-01-11 08:14:47 PM  
Because I deserve it.
 
2017-01-11 08:14:53 PM  
If I'm given TotalFark, I'll campaign tirelessly for Boobies links back on the main page.
 
2017-01-11 08:15:03 PM  
Murder,we aren't falling for it.

/ you can't even spring for the upsize at McDonalds....
 
2017-01-11 08:16:24 PM  
Because I'm a hot chick.

/not really, but I am funny
 
2017-01-11 08:16:31 PM  
Pick me because I want more than just a discussion tab.

/Slashes
//Am I doing it right
 
2017-01-11 08:16:36 PM  

Mrs.Sharpier: That's...not how philanthropy works.


Philanthropy/ Hunger Games, 6 of 1 half a dozen of the other.
 
2017-01-11 08:16:59 PM  

Kuta: Because I have the lowest account number on this thread, besides Drew.

/felt like bragging
//really though, give it to a newb
///get off my lawn


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2017-01-11 08:17:06 PM  
I bring a unique view to Fark.  Old, broke, white guy who voted Obama, Obama, Clinton.
 
2017-01-11 08:17:14 PM  

Mrs.Sharpier: That's...not how philanthropy works.


farklanthropy.
 
2017-01-11 08:17:27 PM  
Because I'm Sponge-Worthy

/nuff said
 
2017-01-11 08:17:47 PM  
Sorry, I dance for no one.
 
2017-01-11 08:18:20 PM  
I will try really hard to avoid the politics tab and partake in TFD.

I got 4 mouths to feed.

I won't felate, though, I kind of made that mistake of saying that way way back in the gmail invite thread all those many years ago.

/it's worth a try
 
2017-01-11 08:18:21 PM  
Because I'm too cheap to pay for fark myself.
 
2017-01-11 08:18:36 PM  

Kuta: Because I have the lowest account number on this thread, besides Drew.

/felt like bragging
//really though, give it to a newb
///get off my lawn


A three digit account. That's like an unicorn or a Black astronaut.
 
2017-01-11 08:18:40 PM  

MBickert: Pick me because I want more than just a discussion tab.

/Slashes
//Am I doing it right


No.

They're slashies.
And they always come in threes.
and it's always /amidoinitrite
 
2017-01-11 08:18:42 PM  
I'd plead my case but I'm not sure if I want to be considered a show pony. Those things end bad, you know like dog food or living in a crazy person's tiny apartment. And I'm too big for a tiny apartment.
 
2017-01-11 08:18:45 PM  
I don't want one.
 
2017-01-11 08:18:49 PM  
Because I am Chuck87
 
2017-01-11 08:18:51 PM  
I'd appreciate being sponsored, because it'd give me greater opportunity to participate in Photoshop contests. I'm a bit of a PS hack - as my entries up to now are plenty evidence of - but a guy can only improve with practice.

That, and...I'd really like to...join your group. I HATE the Romans already! I didn't ask to sell any of this stuff! It's only a JOB!
 
2017-01-11 08:19:09 PM  

baronbloodbath: Kuta: Because I have the lowest account number on this thread, besides Drew.

/felt like bragging
//really though, give it to a newb
///get off my lawn

[Link][s2.quickmeme.com image 511x370]


I'd bet kuta was also an FCer.
 
2017-01-11 08:19:13 PM  
I've sponsored other liters for the TF experience in the past when I had more money, but now that I'm job hunting I don't have as much to spare and I could really use the pick-me-up.

Also, I join in when there are Red Dwarf and The IT Crowd reference threads.

/so what is it?
 
2017-01-11 08:19:18 PM  
I'm new and what is this?
 
2017-01-11 08:19:26 PM  
You should sponsor me because I have fantastic breasts.
 
2017-01-11 08:19:28 PM  
img.fark.net
Have enough distractions thank you
 
2017-01-11 08:19:59 PM  

TheManofPA: Kuta: Because I have the lowest account number on this thread, besides Drew.

/felt like bragging
//really though, give it to a newb
///get off my lawn

A three digit account. That's like an unicorn or a Black astronaut.


or a black astronaut riding a unicorn being led by a rational speaking version of Trump
 
2017-01-11 08:20:32 PM  
I'm having a fourth child on Monday (I have an 11 year-old, a 5 year-old, and a 6 year-old step child already) and I need something to distract me during middle of the night feedings.
 
2017-01-11 08:20:52 PM  
I could buy it if I wanted, but there are so many little things demanding my time and money. But, if I were sponsored, I'd commit to putting at least 3 electric guitars on images in photoshop contests before all the voting happens. I have a early teen boys who enjoy this and it's really hard for Dad to compete with Goat Simulator and Sploder forums and all the other things he finds online. Just typing this makes me sad.
 
2017-01-11 08:20:58 PM  

Chuck87: Because I am Chuck87


What did you do with Chucks 1 through 86?
 
2017-01-11 08:21:24 PM  
I will try really hard to avoid the politics tab and partake in TFD.

I got 4 mouths to feed.

I won't felate, though, I kind of made that mistake of saying that way way back in the gmail invite thread all those many years ago.

/it's worth a try

And I'm testing the fark app. Just found a bug.
I got this text back in the box after I posted already
 
2017-01-11 08:21:26 PM  
Because fark you, that's why
 
2017-01-11 08:21:40 PM  
Because fark you. That's why.

/fark everyone!
 
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