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(Oddity Central)   Want to get your boyfriend out of prison? Simple, just pack him into a large suitcase and walk out the door   (odditycentral.com ) divider line
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2017-01-11 06:42:22 PM  
♫ And the guy in the sack said "Everyone get back", and it turned into a jailhouse blitz... ♫
 
2017-01-11 07:54:33 PM  
How did she dismember first to get him to fit?
 
2017-01-11 07:55:46 PM  
I mean...It took chutzpah, you gotta give her that.
 
2017-01-11 10:24:28 PM  
You're in the wrong line dumbass!
 
2017-01-11 10:33:27 PM  
static1.businessinsider.com
 
2017-01-11 10:36:12 PM  
Why on earth would that guy agree to pose for that picture?
 
2017-01-11 10:37:20 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Why on earth would that guy agree to pose for that picture?


prison guards with guns?
 
2017-01-11 10:39:12 PM  
There must be 50 ways.
 
2017-01-11 10:41:09 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Why on earth would that guy agree to pose for that picture?


That's what I was thinking! Awfully nice of him to let them snap photos, before going back to his cell.
 
2017-01-11 10:51:17 PM  
Looks like this one's an open and shut case.
 
2017-01-11 10:53:19 PM  
Do you always have to take so long packing, always with the heavy suitcase and the smella?  You a pizza or a baga?
 
2017-01-11 10:57:58 PM  
How did they get that pic of him inside the suitcase? Because I don't see any guards or their feet standing directly around it. I'm just thinking that there may have been a hilariously awkward convo either asking him to stay in there a bit longer while they pull away to get the shot or they made him get out and then asked him to get back in to get the pic.
 
2017-01-11 10:58:54 PM  
Even a blackhole like Bannon takes step back
 
2017-01-11 11:01:33 PM  
I hope the pic of the deceased gets removed. Terrible
 
2017-01-11 11:18:31 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Why on earth would that guy agree to pose for that picture?


Maybe they took that pic right after the suitcase was opened, before he could move.  I'd imagine getting into that position would take a moment to straighten back out, and that would've been enough time to snap a quick pic.
 
2017-01-11 11:22:35 PM  
Next time he'll go with a full sized woman
 
2017-01-11 11:29:45 PM  
Nextime do a couple months of strength training and instal reinforced casters on the suitcase, little lady.
 
2017-01-11 11:35:12 PM  
She should have worked out a bit
 
2017-01-11 11:37:52 PM  
I am confused. Isn't that how you dispose of a body.
 
2017-01-11 11:46:36 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Next time he'll go with a full sized woman


img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 11:51:29 PM  

AirForceVet: How did she dismember first to get him to fit?


img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 11:52:42 PM  

Fart_Machine: AirForceVet: How did she dismember first to get him to fit?

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Winner winner, chicken dinner
 
2017-01-12 01:37:33 AM  
She's cute
 
2017-01-12 04:03:16 AM  
I don't want a boyfriend who can fit into a suitcase. Steamer trunk, maybe. Shipping container, even better.
 
2017-01-12 05:38:47 AM  
 
2017-01-12 06:00:01 AM  

Gyrfalcon: I don't want a boyfriend who can fit into a suitcase. Steamer trunk, maybe. Shipping container, even better.


taking hotdog down a hallway to new levels.
 
2017-01-12 06:40:04 AM  
She should have done some training.  A few weeks lugging around a bag full of bowling balls and she would have strolled out of there with nary a fark to give.

On another note I wonder how hard it would have been to track him back down? I have no idea how good their law enforcement is, who knows they could have made it into the hills and lived a life on the run, never doing no harm, the mountain may get them but you know that the law never will.   After all they live their life the only way the know how.


Worst part is now the kiddo is pulled into some kind of "both mommy and daddy are in the slammer" limbo.
 
2017-01-12 06:44:36 AM  

Flragnararch: Gyrfalcon: I don't want a boyfriend who can fit into a suitcase. Steamer trunk, maybe. Shipping container, even better.

taking hotdog down a hallway to new levels.


You are one sick f*ck.

Busy Saturday?
 
2017-01-12 07:21:45 AM  
"¡Patatas!"
 
2017-01-12 08:21:31 AM  
Mickey Mouse did it.

img.fark.net

 
2017-01-12 11:01:50 AM  

Johnny Rockets: [static1.businessinsider.com image 850x637]


Where is that from?
 
2017-01-12 11:44:21 AM  
I'm sure i could fit in her box with no problem. Or at least try like hell...
 
6 days ago  

Odoriferous Queef: Where is that from?


It's from a decade or so ago.  Dude was trying to sneak into the USA having been sewn into a seat.
 
6 days ago  

Johnny Rockets: Odoriferous Queef: Where is that from?

It's from a decade or so ago.  Dude was trying to sneak into the USA having been sewn into a seat.


Thanks.
 
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