germ78: Carry switchblade. Give out free castrations.
Sin_City_Superhero: When the woman responded by telling him that her vote was her personal business, he allegedly stood up from his seat, unbuckled his belt, and lowered his pants and underwear to expose himself to her."Oh yeah? Well I got your presidential pole, RIGHT HERE!"
I_Am_Weasel: "What's your opinion on the erection?""Election? Look, I'm not going to tell you who I voted for""No, I said er.... Forget it. Here's a visual"See. It was all just a misunderstanding. Not a good one though.
edmo: Orange line. What else?
Marbleisheavy: Don't blame me, I voted for Johnson
Abox: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/hpwJE5DEk7U - 480x360]
skinink: Not So Silent Bob.[img.fark.net image 850x623]
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Ah, he's from Malden...that's a hive of scum and villainy.Seriously...when they pave over anything in Malden it's an improvement.
sinko swimo: [historysgreatestbeards.files.wordpress.com image 480x640]
trappedspirit: [bdc.w.o0bc.com image 849x477]Wasn't he an officer on Orange is the new Black?
tlchwi02: sinko swimo: [historysgreatestbeards.files.wordpress.com image 480x640]i like how it has to specify that it is for both boys and girls
Skarekrough: This state has gone weird after the election.In 2012, as Democrat, I gave my right-leaning friends and co-workers tons of room. It happened, you lost, we don't need to talk about it. I won't bring it up, you won't bring it up, we just enjoy the Turkey Club at the "99" and it's fine.This time around its been open season for every jackass to find manifest destiny in starting shiat. I play in a band with two guys like that and I'm totally expecting the gig were playing tomorrow night to end up in a brawl...to the point where I'm not bringing the good gear I usually gig with....it's stuff I can stand to lose if I need to duck out of there.I sure as shiat aint' going to back him up.
lack of warmth: I have a guess what he would've done if she said she voted for Trump.
Marbleisheavy: [img.fark.net image 300x225]Bet he needed a trim, too.
litespeed74: He just wanted to show her his blue states.
AllUpInYa: At a restaurant, at the salsa bar the other day I saw a guy try to strike up a conversation with a woman by asking her about the election. The woman embarks on a 3-minute tirade about how disappointed she is, and what a dark age for the country.I'm sure that he was sorry for asking the question.In retrospect, maybe whipping it out would have shut the stupid bat up.
dv-ous: lack of warmth: I have a guess what he would've done if she said she voted for Trump.Presumably demanded her obeisance to him as an Alpha. They would have made sweet, sweet America Great Again in the back of the bus, because that's real classy-like.
Elfich: edmo: Orange line. What else?THIS
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