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(Boston.com)   Man learns that bringing up election results is no way to pick up a woman in Massachusetts. What he brought out next didn't work either   ( boston.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Election, Orange Line train, 2016 presidential election, Hillary Rodham Clinton, early Wednesday morning, United States presidential election, 2008, Orange Line, Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority  
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2017-01-11 05:05:12 PM  
When the woman responded by telling him that her vote was her personal business, he allegedly stood up from his seat, unbuckled his belt, and lowered his pants and underwear to expose himself to her.


"Oh yeah? Well I got your presidential pole, RIGHT HERE!"
 
2017-01-11 06:52:50 PM  
Orange line. What else?
 
2017-01-11 07:25:25 PM  
Assuming she voted for Hillary Clinton, he implied that her decision was a poor choice, according to police.

well he's at least 2 for 2 on poor choices himself
 
2017-01-11 07:40:53 PM  
As an Evil Republican ™ , I can confirm that ALL  the Hillettes want to come to the dark side

/ we have brownies
 
2017-01-11 07:47:53 PM  
Carry switchblade. Give out free castrations.
 
2017-01-11 09:00:08 PM  
"What's your opinion on the erection?"

"Election?  Look, I'm not going to tell you who I voted for"

"No, I said er.... Forget it.  Here's a visual"

See.  It was all just a misunderstanding.  Not a good one though.
 
2017-01-11 09:19:54 PM  

germ78: Carry switchblade. Give out free castrations.


if someone exposes themselves to you i wonder what the caselaw is on stabbing that person in the genitals
 
2017-01-11 10:13:44 PM  
I'll bet he has very small hands, too
 
2017-01-11 10:52:47 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: When the woman responded by telling him that her vote was her personal business, he allegedly stood up from his seat, unbuckled his belt, and lowered his pants and underwear to expose himself to her.


"Oh yeah? Well I got your presidential pole, RIGHT HERE!"


The one (s)he was packing was probably bigger.
 
2017-01-11 10:52:48 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: "What's your opinion on the erection?"

"Election?  Look, I'm not going to tell you who I voted for"

"No, I said er.... Forget it.  Here's a visual"

See.  It was all just a misunderstanding.  Not a good one though.


Classic mix-up.
 
2017-01-11 10:52:56 PM  

edmo: Orange line. What else?


i rode the orange line once. lesson learned.
 
2017-01-11 10:54:04 PM  
Not So Silent Bob.

img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 10:55:14 PM  
Don't blame me, I voted for Johnson
 
2017-01-11 10:55:35 PM  
 
2017-01-11 10:56:09 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 10:57:47 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Don't blame me, I voted for Johnson


Vote Scrote and Johnson - They're better than that arsehole next door.
 
2017-01-11 11:00:27 PM  

Abox: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/hpwJE5DEk7U - 480x360]


I regret nothing. NOTHING!
 
2017-01-11 11:05:25 PM  
img.fark.net
Bet he needed a trim, too.
 
2017-01-11 11:05:53 PM  
What's his Fark name?
 
2017-01-11 11:06:45 PM  
Did he pee on her?
 
2017-01-11 11:08:59 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 11:11:01 PM  
Hasn't she ever seen Shawshank Redemption?  Grab and twist; he won't have the goods to do it again.
 
2017-01-11 11:13:36 PM  

skinink: Not So Silent Bob.

[img.fark.net image 850x623]


yep, came to post coochie coo.
 
2017-01-11 11:16:14 PM  
Yep, sounds like the Orange Line. No election year needed there.
 
2017-01-11 11:16:46 PM  
historysgreatestbeards.files.wordpress.com
 
2017-01-11 11:18:11 PM  
Ah, he's from Malden...that's a hive of scum and villainy.

Seriously...when they pave over anything in Malden it's an improvement.
 
2017-01-11 11:19:31 PM  
He just wanted to show her his blue states.
 
2017-01-11 11:19:35 PM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Ah, he's from Malden...that's a hive of scum and villainy.

Seriously...when they pave over anything in Malden it's an improvement.


I thought Karl Malden got paved over in the 1980's.
 
2017-01-11 11:20:19 PM  

sinko swimo: [historysgreatestbeards.files.wordpress.com image 480x640]


i like how it has to specify that it is for both boys and girls
 
2017-01-11 11:24:13 PM  
I only use a penis for hacking or as a counter weight, or sometimes use my own.
 
2017-01-11 11:26:18 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: "What's your opinion on the erection?"

"Election?  Look, I'm not going to tell you who I voted for"

"No, I said er.... Forget it.  Here's a visual"

See.  It was all just a misunderstanding.  Not a good one though.


" I said 'lick my erection' not 'wreck my election.'" - G. Hart
 
2017-01-11 11:31:50 PM  
At a restaurant, at the salsa bar the other day I saw a guy try to strike up a conversation with a woman by asking her about the election. The woman embarks on a 3-minute tirade about how disappointed she is, and what a dark age for the country.
I'm sure that he was sorry for asking the question.

In retrospect, maybe whipping it out would have shut the stupid bat up.
 
2017-01-11 11:33:09 PM  
bdc.w.o0bc.com
Wasn't he an officer on Orange is the new Black?
 
2017-01-11 11:34:17 PM  

trappedspirit: [bdc.w.o0bc.com image 849x477]
Wasn't he an officer on Orange is the new Black?


thats jason alexander with a dye job
 
2017-01-11 11:35:21 PM  
Just transferred off the blue line.
 
2017-01-11 11:36:41 PM  

tlchwi02: sinko swimo: [historysgreatestbeards.files.wordpress.com image 480x640]

i like how it has to specify that it is for both boys and girls


"Wooly Willy is for both boys and girls! OK, I'll just take a seat over there..."
 
2017-01-11 11:37:34 PM  
This state has gone weird after the election.

In 2012, as  Democrat, I gave my right-leaning friends and co-workers tons of room.  It happened, you lost, we don't need to talk about it.  I won't bring it up, you won't bring it up, we just enjoy the Turkey Club at the "99" and it's fine.

This time around its been open season for every jackass to find manifest destiny in starting shiat.  I play in a band with two guys like that and I'm totally expecting the gig were playing tomorrow night to end up in a brawl...to the point where I'm not bringing the good gear I usually gig with....it's stuff I can stand to lose if I need to duck out of there.

I sure as shiat aint' going to back him up.
 
2017-01-11 11:38:12 PM  
I have a guess what he would've done if she said she voted for Trump.
 
2017-01-11 11:44:12 PM  

Skarekrough: This state has gone weird after the election.

In 2012, as  Democrat, I gave my right-leaning friends and co-workers tons of room.  It happened, you lost, we don't need to talk about it.  I won't bring it up, you won't bring it up, we just enjoy the Turkey Club at the "99" and it's fine.

This time around its been open season for every jackass to find manifest destiny in starting shiat.  I play in a band with two guys like that and I'm totally expecting the gig were playing tomorrow night to end up in a brawl...to the point where I'm not bringing the good gear I usually gig with....it's stuff I can stand to lose if I need to duck out of there.

I sure as shiat aint' going to back him up.


There once was a musical troupe.....

Well the one on the right was on the left
and the one in middle was on the right
and the one on the left was in the middle
and the one in the rear was a Methodist.......

/Johnny Cash
 
2017-01-11 11:46:49 PM  

lack of warmth: I have a guess what he would've done if she said she voted for Trump.


Presumably demanded her obeisance to him as an Alpha. They would have made sweet, sweet America Great Again in the back of the bus, because that's real classy-like.
 
2017-01-11 11:52:55 PM  
You don't want no part of this Dewey Cox.  Its called viagra and it gives you a
 
2017-01-11 11:53:24 PM  
Red and Orange lines are notorious for shiat like that. Saw a lady go into labor once on the red line when I was about eight.  Was always an eventful ride, some more than others.
 
2017-01-11 11:58:08 PM  
A guy exposed himself to me on the street the other day while screaming in my ear. I considered returning the favor, but it was only 9 AM and he was clearly way ahead of me in terms of quantity of drugs ingested.
 
2017-01-12 12:00:27 AM  

Marbleisheavy: [img.fark.net image 300x225]
Bet he needed a trim, too.


He's probably too old now to bother with circumcision.
 
2017-01-12 12:01:36 AM  

litespeed74: He just wanted to show her his blue states.


Just like in November, there were only two of them, but they had a larger total content than the rest of the red areas?
 
2017-01-12 12:03:12 AM  
a perfect metaphor for the election and aftermath.
 
2017-01-12 12:03:26 AM  

AllUpInYa: At a restaurant, at the salsa bar the other day I saw a guy try to strike up a conversation with a woman by asking her about the election. The woman embarks on a 3-minute tirade about how disappointed she is, and what a dark age for the country.
I'm sure that he was sorry for asking the question.

In retrospect, maybe whipping it out would have shut the stupid bat up.


Pro tip: dripping queso and hot-sauce on your dick is not pleasant.

/I said "tip"
 
2017-01-12 12:04:59 AM  

dv-ous: lack of warmth: I have a guess what he would've done if she said she voted for Trump.

Presumably demanded her obeisance to him as an Alpha. They would have made sweet, sweet America Great Again in the back of the bus, because that's real classy-like.


That's a darn-tootin' lotta words'n'stuff way of saying "grabbed her pussy"
 
2017-01-12 12:05:05 AM  

edmo: Orange line. What else?


THIS
 
2017-01-12 12:14:50 AM  

Elfich: edmo: Orange line. What else?

THIS


Guido
 
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