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13108 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jan 2017 at 9:36 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-01-11 05:51:32 PM  
I would.

/I wouldn't tell her my real name or address though.
 
2017-01-11 06:48:36 PM  
Wonder if Trump ever grabbed that pussy?
 
2017-01-11 07:24:15 PM  
Hey she can't be that crazy.
*Clicks*
Virginia

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2017-01-11 07:49:14 PM  
Police allege that on the evening of December 16 at Neutral Bay, that the 29-year-old assaulted Wade McKenzie occasioning actual bodily harm.

img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 08:53:10 PM  
I'd risk it, like Kamchatka.
 
2017-01-11 09:03:24 PM  
Anyone who says "never stick your dick in crazy" has obviously never stuck their dick in crazy. It's awesome.

You just have to have your exit plan in place.

Think of it like bullriding. Have an awesome ride, then jump off. It helps to have a clown around to distract her while you make your getaway.
 
2017-01-11 09:40:15 PM  
Don't stick your dick in crazy.

If you don't know if she's crazy or not, don't stick your dick in her.

/And vice versa
 
2017-01-11 09:41:04 PM  
 
2017-01-11 09:41:54 PM  
She has degrees in biomedical and nuclear science but works in HR and as a party planner?

Me thinks someone fudged their resume a bit.
 
2017-01-11 09:42:10 PM  

Ron Vibbentrop: I would.

/I wouldn't tell her my real name or address though.


Done
In one

Oblig: Boobies
 
2017-01-11 09:42:28 PM  

GRCooper: Anyone who says "never stick your dick in crazy" has obviously never stuck their dick in crazy. It's awesome.


You are wise, and have much to teach us.
 
2017-01-11 09:43:11 PM  
Those cheeks are going to turn into Hillary Clinton or "That Makes Me Moist.gif" lady sooner than you think...
 
2017-01-11 09:44:10 PM  

GRCooper: Anyone who says "never stick your dick in crazy" has obviously never stuck their dick in crazy. It's awesome.

You just have to have your exit plan in place.

Think of it like bullriding. Have an awesome ride, then jump off. It helps to have a clown around to distract her while you make your getaway.


your parents did a great job with you. screwing your bipolar sister. for shame.

/Virginia is for Lovers
 
2017-01-11 09:44:39 PM  
Rule 1.  Never stick it in crazy
Rule 2.  If you do always go doggie style so you can restrain crazy if need be
 
2017-01-11 09:44:49 PM  

HedlessChickn: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

If you don't know if she's crazy or not, don't stick your dick in her.

/And vice versa


And if you stick your dick in her, don't know if she's crazy or not?
 
2017-01-11 09:45:47 PM  
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2017-01-11 09:46:17 PM  

GRCooper: Anyone who says "never stick your dick in crazy" has obviously never stuck their dick in crazy. It's awesome.

You just have to have your exit plan in place.

Think of it like bullriding. Have an awesome ride, then jump off. It helps to have a clown around to distract her while you make your getaway.


HedlessChickn: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

If you don't know if she's crazy or not, don't stick your dick in her.

/And vice versa


You both make a good case
 
2017-01-11 09:47:08 PM  
That's a very attractive lady.  That's a very crazy lady.

/these things happen sometimes
 
2017-01-11 09:47:31 PM  
I want to see her without half a makeup store on her face first.

/Beauty is only skin deep
//Crazy goes clear to the bone
 
2017-01-11 09:47:46 PM  

Destructor: GRCooper: Anyone who says "never stick your dick in crazy" has obviously never stuck their dick in crazy. It's awesome.

You are wise, and have much to teach us.


Yeah, it's awesome during.

Next thing you know you're in the ER with a green drippy dick.
 
2017-01-11 09:48:49 PM  

HedlessChickn: Yeah, it's awesome during.


I'm not seeing a downside.

HedlessChickn: Next thing you know you're in the ER with a green drippy dick.


I literally can not see this.
 
2017-01-11 09:49:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 09:49:46 PM  
Id hit it like Israeli rockets on a rock chucking Palistinian child.
 
2017-01-11 09:50:37 PM  

HedlessChickn: Yeah, it's awesome during.

Next thing you know you're in the ER with a green drippy dick.


You know, here's the thing: I'd see her crazy... And raise her.

Baby, you think you're crazy... Let me show you what I've been posting on Fark.

The sex afterwards would be...

....................Legendary.
 
2017-01-11 09:50:56 PM  

GRCooper: Anyone who says "never stick your dick in crazy" has obviously never stuck their dick in crazy. It's awesome.

You just have to have your exit plan in place.

Think of it like bullriding. Have an awesome ride, then jump off. It helps to have a clown around to distract her while you make your getaway.


Oh, like you're gonna last 8 seconds...
 
2017-01-11 09:51:09 PM  
I find solar check chicks sexy.
 
2017-01-11 09:52:37 PM  

Destructor: HedlessChickn: Yeah, it's awesome during.

I'm not seeing a downside.

HedlessChickn: Next thing you know you're in the ER with a green drippy dick.

I literally can not see this.


Oh, you can, but inline dick pics are verbotten on Fark.

/you can always google it
 
2017-01-11 09:54:40 PM  

Destructor: GRCooper: Anyone who says "never stick your dick in crazy" has obviously never stuck their dick in crazy. It's awesome.
You are wise, and have much to teach us.


I'll come back by and ask you how that worked out after one of them stabs you and steals your identity.

But I think both of you are old farts, so you probably can't hook one you want anyway.
 
2017-01-11 09:54:52 PM  
She must be disciplined. By me.
 
2017-01-11 09:56:26 PM  

cryinoutloud: But I think both of you are old farts, so you probably can't hook one you want anyway.


You're not wrong... But the rest depends.

We are talking "crazy", right? Well then I can snag one. Or, they simply aren't crazy enough.
 
2017-01-11 09:56:47 PM  
Poteet sounds like a nickname for genitalia.
 
2017-01-11 09:58:09 PM  
Siiiiiiiiiiighhhhhh....
Bipolar disorder is a real coont. Never met anyone with it who wasn't farking brilliant. :-(
 
2017-01-11 10:00:20 PM  
Does anyone else read NSW Deputy Chief Magistrate as NSFW Deputy Chief Magistrate and think that's got to be a hell of a job?
 
2017-01-11 10:01:15 PM  
Oh yes I would. Goddamnit I would in a second, no make that a half second. Then, after spending a minute or so disappointing her i'd run. Far. Fast, well as fast as my 50 year old legs could carry me. Ok, it wouldn't be that far but i've dated and been with crazy and figured ways around their craziness.

So yes, stick it in crazy, over and over if needed to get the job done then run for the hills.

/i'm guessing her career choice was kinda made up for her because I believe working anything related to Nukuler energy requires a clean background and, well, she doesn't have it. It's ok. I'll offer my services to help her, umm, clean up. She's been a dirty girl.

//I need a shower now. I'll go bug my wife.
 
2017-01-11 10:01:59 PM  
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dear god is that pea green el czmino...im smeltering
 
2017-01-11 10:05:01 PM  
TFA: Following the court appearance, NBC also reported that Ms Poteet had relinquished her Miss USA 2012 crown because of controversy over the "Miss Alcoholic USA" Facebook post.

Wikipedia: Won Virginia USA in 2011. Did not end up in top 16 for Miss USA 2011. Nothing in 2012.
 
2017-01-11 10:05:09 PM  
Send her home, crazy US broads competing against Aussie babes.

/ does she need a place to stay?

// they've progressed a lot since Bobbit got bobbed
 
2017-01-11 10:06:03 PM  
img.fark.net

Virginia is for nutters.
 
2017-01-11 10:06:06 PM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: Oh yes I would. Goddamnit I would in a second, no make that a half second. Then, after spending a minute or so disappointing her i'd run. Far. Fast, well as fast as my 50 year old legs could carry me. Ok, it wouldn't be that far but i've dated and been with crazy and figured ways around their craziness.

So yes, stick it in crazy, over and over if needed to get the job done then run for the hills.

/i'm guessing her career choice was kinda made up for her because I believe working anything related to Nukuler energy requires a clean background and, well, she doesn't have it. It's ok. I'll offer my services to help her, umm, clean up. She's been a dirty girl.

//I need a shower now. I'll go bug my wife.


Nah, she's beautiful and has a degree in biomedical engineering from a respectable university, she could make a mint in pharma.
 
2017-01-11 10:08:17 PM  
No one is hot enough to excuse abuse.
/back to the jokes
 
2017-01-11 10:09:00 PM  

robodog: Nah, she's beautiful and has a degree in biomedical engineering from a respectable university, she could make a mint in pharma.


I suppose so but her background is tainted. Just curious why she chose that. Well, not that curious so, just bathe her and bring her to me. Stat.
 
2017-01-11 10:10:50 PM  

I Like Bread: No one is hot enough to excuse abuse.


I would gladly suffer at the hands of Ms. Virginia.

I would do it to protect others from her lustful, sinful, sexy ways.

So in a way, I really am America's greatest hero. You're welcome.
 
2017-01-11 10:11:33 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: [img.fark.net image 400x384]


Bag-o-sheds?
 
2017-01-11 10:12:49 PM  

joestinkpants: Poteet sounds like a nickname for genitalia.


It's slang for tits down in N'Awlins. You want these cheap, plastic beads? Let's see the Po'Teets!
 
2017-01-11 10:14:25 PM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: robodog: Nah, she's beautiful and has a degree in biomedical engineering from a respectable university, she could make a mint in pharma.

I suppose so but her background is tainted. Just curious why she chose that. Well, not that curious so, just bathe her and bring her to me. Stat.


Apparently it's her side job, her primary employment is with a solar energy firm. Apparently like almost everything the news got things wrong (perhaps to de- emphasise her intelligence).
 
2017-01-11 10:17:25 PM  

robodog: Apparently it's her side job, her primary employment is with a solar energy firm. Apparently like almost everything the news got things wrong (perhaps to de- emphasise her intelligence).


Upon further review it would seem to be the case. Good catch on that.
 
2017-01-11 10:24:36 PM  

sinko swimo: GRCooper: Anyone who says "never stick your dick in crazy" has obviously never stuck their dick in crazy. It's awesome.

You just have to have your exit plan in place.

Think of it like bullriding. Have an awesome ride, then jump off. It helps to have a clown around to distract her while you make your getaway.

your parents did a great job with you. screwing your bipolar sister. for shame.

/Virginia is for Lovers


img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 10:24:41 PM  

mooseyfate: That's a very attractive lady.  That's a very crazy lady.

/these things happen sometimes


Born in Chester, VA, went to school and lived in Richmond.  That's a special kinda crazy in Virginia, one that knows no gender/race/belief boundaries (never trust your first instincts in Richmond...nor your second or third).

FTA: "Ms Poteet worked as a Nuclear Safety Analysis Engineer..."

/Oh dear Lord...I think I just crapped myself a little.
 
2017-01-11 10:33:58 PM  
I've taken a moment to review her swimsuit photos.  Case dismissed.
 
2017-01-11 11:06:52 PM  
No conundrum here, I'd take a few swings from her.  Both her arrests have been for bare handed attacks, so I'd think I'm alright.

Now if she has a history of stabbing g her boyfriends, or shooting, I'd pause for like 5 seconds before coming to the same conclusion, but there would definitely be a brief pause.
 
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