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(Daily Edge (Ireland))   'Zoats'. It's what's for breakfast   (dailyedge.ie ) divider line
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2017-01-11 07:05:59 PM  
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"And, after the oatmeal, the oral sex."
 
2017-01-11 07:18:52 PM  
Some people also opt for the 'overnight zoats' option which involves soaking courgette in oats overnight overnight

How do you "soak" something in oats? And they must really like overnight.
 
2017-01-11 07:53:32 PM  
i prefer mairzy doats
 
2017-01-11 08:33:23 PM  
Sheeple on instagram follow trends? Whaaaa?
 
2017-01-11 08:38:31 PM  
Was hoping for zebra + goats or something a bit more interesting.
 
2017-01-11 08:39:44 PM  
Rural farkers have known about this forever.

AKA: pig slop
 
2017-01-11 08:44:55 PM  
Listen, i haven't tried it but i *love* zucchini bread, and a good bowl of oatmeal seasoned properly is a wonderful way to start the day. Now I want to make zucchini oatmeal bread...

fusillade762, zucchini, when grated, is very watery. If you use steel-cut or irish oatmeal (far higher in complex carbs/better for you than that regular quick cooking oats), they actually need a good deal of time to cook (like an hour at a simmer). Some people opt for letting them soak overnight instead of taking the time in the morning. And if you use the juice from the grated zucchini instead of water to soak them, you've kept a lot of good vitamins, etc.
 
2017-01-11 08:47:31 PM  
Looks like puke.
 
2017-01-11 08:48:12 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Rural farkers have known about this forever.


Isn't a kick though when it's 'rediscovered'?
 
2017-01-11 08:50:56 PM  
1/4 cup steel cut oats + 1 1/4 cup milk + zest of one lemon. Cook it Alton Brown style in a crock pot. Cut up 1/2 a tart apple and add it just before eating.

You're welcome
 
2017-01-11 08:56:37 PM  

abhorrent1: Sheeple on instagram follow trends? Whaaaa?


making it happen. there was a link on Fark less than 2 weeks ago about how 2017 will be big on bowl meals.
 
2017-01-11 08:58:24 PM  
Really?  Nobody's gonna mention that they're just forerunners of the inevitable invasion of the Great Devourer?

I was led to believe that nothing was too obscure for FARK.
 
2017-01-11 09:08:06 PM  

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"After, after the oatmeal, the oral sex..."


Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 498x276]

"And, after the oatmeal, the oral sex."


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2017-01-11 09:09:17 PM  

morg: Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 498x276]

"After, after the oatmeal, the oral sex..."

Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 498x276]

"And, after the oatmeal, the oral sex."

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Someone needs a good pistol whipping
 
2017-01-11 09:13:09 PM  

morg: Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 498x276]

"After, after the oatmeal, the oral sex..."

Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 498x276]

"And, after the oatmeal, the oral sex."

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I wanted to delete the first when I realized it was written wrong.

/Sorta surprised you didn't go with the Jimmy Two-Times snark.
//I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
 
2017-01-11 09:19:03 PM  

sinko swimo: abhorrent1: Sheeple on instagram follow trends? Whaaaa?

making it happen. there was a link on Fark less than 2 weeks ago about how 2017 will be big on bowl meals.


Ah. So some trendy foodie website wrote and article and trendy instagramers jumped all over it?
So, basically what I originally said then.
 
2017-01-11 09:25:08 PM  
Rolled oats. Brown sugar helps. Or honey.
 
2017-01-11 09:27:21 PM  
I am not going to ruin my classy oats with your grated zygotes which is totes magotes fo sho.

I drop 1/4 cup steel oats in my protein shake every morning. After I get home from the gym, in the evening, I chug it. Great complex carbs.
 
2017-01-11 09:32:01 PM  

berylman: Zevon's Evil Twin: Rural farkers have known about this forever.

Isn't a kick though when it's 'rediscovered'?


Rediscovered=Hipster Vegan slop
 
2017-01-11 10:15:16 PM  
They look delicious.

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2017-01-11 10:45:32 PM  
OMG fitness/oat related instagrams are promoting an weird 'health food' I'm so shocked!
 
Oak
2017-01-11 11:02:20 PM  
You're not making oatmeal better, you're just making zucchini worse.

/Little red courgette
 
2017-01-11 11:23:41 PM  
No, just no.

The only reason they're even posting it to instagram is to convince other people how much they enjoy it, thus convincing themselves.
 
2017-01-12 12:17:09 AM  
Hey, if you like it, then have at it, chow down, to each his own etc. It just looks like what comes out of the back end of the Human Centipede, is all I'm saying.
 
2017-01-12 12:42:42 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: mairzy doats



 
2017-01-12 05:59:54 AM  
I may have to try that.  Zucchini is always plentiful in the summer and fall.  Having more stuff to use it in would not be a bad thing.
 
2017-01-12 07:58:34 AM  
All of zee children have mush.
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2017-01-12 11:38:15 AM  
Had to google "courgette" as it was the first time I've ever seen or heard of that word.
 Does something as awful as zucchini need another word?

/no
//no it does not
///
 
2017-01-12 12:37:31 PM  

TheOtherGuy: Really?  Nobody's gonna mention that they're just forerunners of the inevitable invasion of the Great Devourer?

I was led to believe that nothing was too obscure for FARK.


Came for the good old Rogue Trader-era WH40K reference, left satisfied that I don't have to add the fact that this is just the scouting party for a Hive Fleet.

/now y'all can get off my lawn before I sends my Gargoyles and Termagaunts after ya
//why yes, interestingly enough I have been building a bit of a swarm of Tyranids as of late
 
2017-01-12 12:46:48 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: They look delicious.

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2.bp.blogspot.com
EVERYTHING is tasty once it gets in the bio-digesters.  Even zucchini.

/I am explicitly not allowed to have my 'Nids pheromonically sing the Lifeforms Song
//even if it would be farking hilarious
 
2017-01-12 04:31:57 PM  
Why does everything need to be improved upon? Fried eggs, oatmeal, corn flakes, pancakes... No need to have "steel cut", 15 grain, organic... Eat natural food, drink lots of water and walk alot.
 
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