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(Daily Edge (Ireland))   'Zoats'. It's what's for breakfast   (dailyedge.ie ) divider line
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3580 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jan 2017 at 8:29 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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6 days ago  
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"And, after the oatmeal, the oral sex."
 
6 days ago  
Some people also opt for the 'overnight zoats' option which involves soaking courgette in oats overnight overnight

How do you "soak" something in oats? And they must really like overnight.
 
6 days ago  
i prefer mairzy doats
 
6 days ago  
Sheeple on instagram follow trends? Whaaaa?
 
6 days ago  
Was hoping for zebra + goats or something a bit more interesting.
 
6 days ago  
Rural farkers have known about this forever.

AKA: pig slop
 
6 days ago  
Listen, i haven't tried it but i *love* zucchini bread, and a good bowl of oatmeal seasoned properly is a wonderful way to start the day. Now I want to make zucchini oatmeal bread...

fusillade762, zucchini, when grated, is very watery. If you use steel-cut or irish oatmeal (far higher in complex carbs/better for you than that regular quick cooking oats), they actually need a good deal of time to cook (like an hour at a simmer). Some people opt for letting them soak overnight instead of taking the time in the morning. And if you use the juice from the grated zucchini instead of water to soak them, you've kept a lot of good vitamins, etc.
 
6 days ago  
Looks like puke.
 
6 days ago  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Rural farkers have known about this forever.


Isn't a kick though when it's 'rediscovered'?
 
6 days ago  
1/4 cup steel cut oats + 1 1/4 cup milk + zest of one lemon. Cook it Alton Brown style in a crock pot. Cut up 1/2 a tart apple and add it just before eating.

You're welcome
 
6 days ago  

abhorrent1: Sheeple on instagram follow trends? Whaaaa?


making it happen. there was a link on Fark less than 2 weeks ago about how 2017 will be big on bowl meals.
 
6 days ago  
Really?  Nobody's gonna mention that they're just forerunners of the inevitable invasion of the Great Devourer?

I was led to believe that nothing was too obscure for FARK.
 
6 days ago  

Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 498x276]

"After, after the oatmeal, the oral sex..."


Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 498x276]

"And, after the oatmeal, the oral sex."


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6 days ago  

morg: Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 498x276]

"After, after the oatmeal, the oral sex..."

Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 498x276]

"And, after the oatmeal, the oral sex."

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Someone needs a good pistol whipping
 
6 days ago  

morg: Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 498x276]

"After, after the oatmeal, the oral sex..."

Bith Set Me Up: [img.fark.net image 498x276]

"And, after the oatmeal, the oral sex."

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I wanted to delete the first when I realized it was written wrong.

/Sorta surprised you didn't go with the Jimmy Two-Times snark.
//I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
 
6 days ago  

sinko swimo: abhorrent1: Sheeple on instagram follow trends? Whaaaa?

making it happen. there was a link on Fark less than 2 weeks ago about how 2017 will be big on bowl meals.


Ah. So some trendy foodie website wrote and article and trendy instagramers jumped all over it?
So, basically what I originally said then.
 
6 days ago  
Rolled oats. Brown sugar helps. Or honey.
 
6 days ago  
I am not going to ruin my classy oats with your grated zygotes which is totes magotes fo sho.

I drop 1/4 cup steel oats in my protein shake every morning. After I get home from the gym, in the evening, I chug it. Great complex carbs.
 
6 days ago  

berylman: Zevon's Evil Twin: Rural farkers have known about this forever.

Isn't a kick though when it's 'rediscovered'?


Rediscovered=Hipster Vegan slop
 
6 days ago  
They look delicious.

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6 days ago  
OMG fitness/oat related instagrams are promoting an weird 'health food' I'm so shocked!
 
Oak
6 days ago  
You're not making oatmeal better, you're just making zucchini worse.

/Little red courgette
 
6 days ago  
No, just no.

The only reason they're even posting it to instagram is to convince other people how much they enjoy it, thus convincing themselves.
 
6 days ago  
Hey, if you like it, then have at it, chow down, to each his own etc. It just looks like what comes out of the back end of the Human Centipede, is all I'm saying.
 
6 days ago  

Dead for Tax Reasons: mairzy doats



 
5 days ago  
I may have to try that.  Zucchini is always plentiful in the summer and fall.  Having more stuff to use it in would not be a bad thing.
 
5 days ago  
All of zee children have mush.
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5 days ago  
Had to google "courgette" as it was the first time I've ever seen or heard of that word.
 Does something as awful as zucchini need another word?

/no
//no it does not
///
 
5 days ago  

TheOtherGuy: Really?  Nobody's gonna mention that they're just forerunners of the inevitable invasion of the Great Devourer?

I was led to believe that nothing was too obscure for FARK.


Came for the good old Rogue Trader-era WH40K reference, left satisfied that I don't have to add the fact that this is just the scouting party for a Hive Fleet.

/now y'all can get off my lawn before I sends my Gargoyles and Termagaunts after ya
//why yes, interestingly enough I have been building a bit of a swarm of Tyranids as of late
 
5 days ago  

The Martian Manhandler: They look delicious.

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EVERYTHING is tasty once it gets in the bio-digesters.  Even zucchini.

/I am explicitly not allowed to have my 'Nids pheromonically sing the Lifeforms Song
//even if it would be farking hilarious
 
5 days ago  
Why does everything need to be improved upon? Fried eggs, oatmeal, corn flakes, pancakes... No need to have "steel cut", 15 grain, organic... Eat natural food, drink lots of water and walk alot.
 
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