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(Gothamist)   Taco Bell is using fried chicken as a taco shell and I'm crying tears of joy   ( gothamist.com) divider line
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2017-01-11 02:01:36 PM  
You're probably one huge cholesterol chunk.
 
2017-01-11 02:01:59 PM  
We talked about this an hour ago.

But yeah.  I want one
 
2017-01-11 02:03:42 PM  
How many times do we have to have this thread? Should we talk about how healthy taco bell is next.
 
2017-01-11 02:03:56 PM  
Congrats, tubmitter.
 
2017-01-11 02:03:57 PM  

meat0918: We talked about this an hour ago.


Whoops, wrong tab. To the Farkback!
 
2017-01-11 02:04:16 PM  
We had our first Taco Bell open about 2 years ago, I ate there once. Taco Time is far superior.
 
2017-01-11 02:04:25 PM  
Thanks for the hourly reminders, Yum! Brands
 
2017-01-11 02:04:35 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: How many times do we have to have this thread? Should we talk about how healthy taco bell is next.


Hey you!  Are you over your crappy stuff yet?
 
2017-01-11 02:04:45 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: How many times do we have to have this thread? Should we talk about how healthy taco bell is next.


Every other hour for the next day, at least.  This is big news.
 
2017-01-11 02:04:59 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: How many times do we have to have this thread? Should we talk about how healthy taco bell is next.


if the food is so unhealthy it kills all your tapeworms then i guess it technically does make you healthier
 
2017-01-11 02:05:31 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: How many times do we have to have this thread? Should we talk about how healthy taco bell is next.


I lost fifteen pounds eating taco bell. Just, not the way you'd think.
 
2017-01-11 02:06:30 PM  
The fact that this is the only meat in the sandwich actually means it might not be horrifying.  Not that I especially want one, but there are much worse food abominations out there.
 
2017-01-11 02:07:33 PM  
If you are really crying tears of joy over a taco bell product I will do my best to stay awat.
 
2017-01-11 02:07:34 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: How many times do we have to have this thread? Should we talk about how healthy taco bell is next.


TACO BELL IS NOW CONSIDERED ONE OF THE HEALTHIEST FAST-FOOD CHAINS IN AMERICA
 
2017-01-11 02:08:56 PM  
If they aren't marketing this with the Spanish translation of "double down", I'm going to be very disappointed.
 
2017-01-11 02:10:53 PM  
How in the hell is that any different than a doubledown?
 
2017-01-11 02:13:23 PM  

Ambivalence: How in the hell is that any different than a doubledown?


There's no meat other than the chicken, so this is essentially a chicken taco with no shell.
 
2017-01-11 02:13:24 PM  

Ambivalence: How in the hell is that any different than a doubledown?


The Double Down was cheese and bacon between two chicken patty buns.

This is a folded chicken shell packed with lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar cheese and avocado ranch sauce.
 
2017-01-11 02:20:42 PM  
It's obviously another Russian ploy to undermine American democracy.
 
2017-01-11 02:23:39 PM  
So wrong.  And yet I MUST HAVE ONE!
 
2017-01-11 02:42:38 PM  
I don't even want to know what they do to that chicken to make it look like a taco


They fold it in half and then deep-fry it. It's not magic.
 
2017-01-11 03:05:52 PM  
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I rather want one. IS that ranch dressing, please be ranch dressing.
 
2017-01-11 03:18:08 PM  
cdn.meme.am
 
2017-01-11 03:21:36 PM  
This looks like one of the best worst things to ever be conceived.
So conflicted!
 
2017-01-11 03:33:19 PM  
Yum. That looks amazing.
 
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2017-01-11 03:34:47 PM  
You sound fat, subby.
 
2017-01-11 03:40:58 PM  

optikeye: [www.trbimg.com image 750x422]

I rather want one. IS that ranch dressing, please be ranch dressing.


Avocado ranch dressing.
 
2017-01-11 03:53:35 PM  
Will this be coming to Canada?
 
2017-01-11 04:02:39 PM  

optikeye: [www.trbimg.com image 750x422]

I rather want one. IS that ranch dressing, please be ranch dressing.


Tartar sauce.
 
2017-01-11 04:24:39 PM  
Maybe if the chicken was actually 'food grade' I might consider trying it, since it just looks like a small chicken salad in a different form.  But the way the chicken appears make it look like it's the kind that is teeny tiny scraps ground into a thin paste that is then smashed thin and fried.
 
2017-01-11 04:53:47 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I don't even want to know what they do to that chicken to make it look like a taco

They fold it in half and then deep-fry it. It's not magic.


It's marinated ground up chicken formed and fried... nothing wrong with that, people love it

It aint a damm chicken breast pounded thin, cut to shape and folded though, that's for sure
 
2017-01-11 05:09:59 PM  
Bold 2017 Prediction:  Mark my words. Cloaca Stufferz will be the new Jalapeno Poppers.
 
2017-01-11 05:29:02 PM  

sign_of_Zeta: The fact that this is the only meat in the sandwich actually means it might not be horrifying.  Not that I especially want one, but there are much worse food abominations out there.


This, and if it were a food truck and not Yum foods this thread would be full on raving about it. If it were granny's recipe everyone would be talking about how great it is.

People are idiots, is my point.
 
2017-01-11 06:09:11 PM  
Taco Bell is using fried chicken as a taco shell and I'm crying tears of joy having very sharp pains shooting down my left arm

FTF Subby
 
2017-01-11 08:26:38 PM  
2.99?  Yeah... i'll try one....

kinda reminds me of when KFC had some chicken sandwich where the bun was also chicken... that thing was an abomination, but i tried it, too.

Incidetnally, McDonald's is biting off of Roscoe Chicken and Waffles, by offering a McGriddle that the bun is chicken....

/chicken.
 
2017-01-12 12:38:53 AM  
More like tears of fat
 
2017-01-12 01:32:53 AM  
Baste your fat cheeks with tears of gravy.
 
2017-01-12 01:58:48 AM  
Still got that heartburn from my first (and last) Double-Down
 
2017-01-12 07:49:17 AM  

sign_of_Zeta: we'refromthesamestory: How many times do we have to have this thread? Should we talk about how healthy taco bell is next.

TACO BELL IS NOW CONSIDERED ONE OF THE HEALTHIEST FAST-FOOD CHAINS IN AMERICA


Isn't that kind of like having the best song writing among boy bands?
 
2017-01-12 10:57:32 AM  
McRib didn't come to Florida this year because of the Redundant Big Macs market test.  This makes up for that.
 
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