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(NYPost)   That kiddie porn on your computer? Planted by the Russians. That's what everyone busted with kiddie porn on their computers will be saying after today - and they could be right   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2017-01-11 02:48:44 PM  
Sounds like somebody's getting an alibi ready
 
2017-01-11 02:51:06 PM  
What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?
 
2017-01-11 03:01:35 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?


Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.
 
2017-01-11 03:02:48 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?


Obviously, that's those damn terrorists.

/ or aliens

// or Russians
 
2017-01-11 03:41:42 PM  
img.fark.net

Why not just blame these two?
 
2017-01-11 03:42:16 PM  

dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.


Tell that to his boss.
 
2017-01-11 05:10:30 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?


Blame Google?
 
2017-01-11 05:10:47 PM  
im going to hell for that comment.
 
2017-01-11 05:11:10 PM  
Ain't that shiat legal in Russia?
 
2017-01-11 05:11:49 PM  
Right wing media sure comes up with some gross scenarios involving sex and children. I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
 
2017-01-11 05:12:43 PM  
It is legal in California.
 
2017-01-11 05:13:20 PM  
I am behind 7 proxies, so I am really getting a kick....
naw, cant do it. My dsl sucks so bad it would have to be a really determined hacker to try and place
that filth on my machine.
 
2017-01-11 05:14:19 PM  
Director of National Intelligence James Clapper testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee that he "wouldn't put it past" the Russian hackers to download kiddie porn on US hard drives.

So.. he just made it up, then.
 
2017-01-11 05:14:38 PM  
I wouldn't put it past Beyonce to decide to swing by my house for some afternoon delight next time she is in Brooklyn. That doesn't mean it is at all likely. I am not saying that Russia doesn't have the capability but I would like there to be some reasonable evidence before making such claims.
 
2017-01-11 05:15:20 PM  

BalugaJoe: It is legal in California.


Only if you are a film director, producer, writer, and/or actor. Then they might overlook it keep writing you checks.
 
2017-01-11 05:16:25 PM  
Let me get this straight. The Russians tried to get Fark shut down by reporting kiddie porn to Google?
 
2017-01-11 05:18:36 PM  

Russ1642: Let me get this straight. The Russians tried to get Fark shut down by reporting kiddie porn to Google?


That was just typical Google. I have no idea why anyone would trust Google with their files let alone their business with all the horror stories. I can see not having a choice with ads but would you pick them over Microsoft or Amazon.
 
2017-01-11 05:22:24 PM  
Be afraid!
There's almost no detail about what to be afraid of.
But be afraid of it!
That way you won't be afraid of things you should be afraid of, and we in the media can phone it in, since trying to media the Trump administration is going to be hard and he's a meanie.
 
2017-01-11 05:27:12 PM  
img.fark.net
I found this on my computer.

/Reported.
//What? She's fully clothed.
///sorry, Drew.
 
2017-01-11 05:28:16 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?


China?
 
2017-01-11 05:29:31 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Director of National Intelligence James Clapper testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee that he "wouldn't put it past" the Russian hackers to download kiddie porn on US hard drives.

So.. he just made it up, then.


Don't they all? How much speculation has turned into "truth" in the last 6 months?
 
2017-01-11 05:30:40 PM  

dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.


Animals can't consent.
 
2017-01-11 05:38:52 PM  
The Russians haven't been this much of a general public bogeyman since Breznev was alive.
 
2017-01-11 05:39:12 PM  

shamanwest: Be afraid!
There's almost no detail about what to be afraid of.
But be afraid of it!
That way you won't be afraid of things you should be afraid of, and we in the media can phone it in, since trying to media the Trump administration is going to be hard and he's a meanie.


Fear doesn't really enter into it at this point, considering that by and large people are pointing out that Trump is a possible piss enthusiast.

A Treasonous Pissboi, if you will.
 
2017-01-11 05:40:51 PM  
So blame the Russians instead of the cat now, is what you're saying?
 
2017-01-11 05:40:53 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: The Russians haven't been this much of a general public bogeyman since Breznev was alive.


Nah. Americans have no problem with the people of Russia. Their government on the other hand....

I am enjoying a bunch of shiat-stirrers who weren't even alive then trying to make clumsy historical analogies though.
 
2017-01-11 05:43:18 PM  

dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.


That's acting?  Didn't see the Golden Globe award for that. Must have missed it while  I was taking a  shower.
 
2017-01-11 05:47:54 PM  

mainsail: dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.

Animals can't consent.


Tell that to my dog.
 
2017-01-11 05:49:47 PM  

pitron: mainsail: dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.

Animals can't consent.

Tell that to my dog.


Humping my gf's leg as we speak.
 
2017-01-11 05:49:50 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: The Russians haven't been this much of a general public bogeyman since Breznev was alive.


USSR : Putin's Russia :: paper tiger : actual tiger prepared to claw your testicles off
 
2017-01-11 05:50:59 PM  

abhorrent1: So blame the Russians instead of the cat now, is what you're saying?


Why not both?
img.fark.net
(From fatcatart.com, which is a Russian website)
 
2017-01-11 05:54:43 PM  
I can't wait to see the followup from the RNC.
 
2017-01-11 05:56:12 PM  
TFA aside for the moment

It's pretty astonishing to see otherwise-rational people on Fark conflating *Cold War conservatives' comically-irrational "OMG COMMUNISM OMG DOMINO EFFECT"* with *today's real global danger that an autocratic, pro-assassination Putin, with goals of hegemonic USSR unification by military force if necessary* presents.

This shiat is not a joke.
 
2017-01-11 05:57:47 PM  
It is usually easy to distinguish between a pedophiles collection of kiddieporn and the innocent guy who's computer has been hacked.
Do a proper search of the house. if you find multiple dvds and hard discs with kiddieporn, you have someone who is guilty as hell. If you find ten pictures on the computers build in hard drive, then it's  a frame job.
 
2017-01-11 05:58:05 PM  

gameshowhost: Feel_the_velvet: The Russians haven't been this much of a general public bogeyman since Breznev was alive.

USSR : Putin's Russia :: paper tiger : actual tiger prepared to claw your testicles off


The USSR is a paper tiger in this analogy?
 
2017-01-11 05:59:17 PM  
7 out of 10 Fark Commenters are Russian plants
Russian Thistle .. because of prickliness ..
 
2017-01-11 05:59:41 PM  

AvoidThoseTentacles: Sounds like somebody's getting an alibi ready


And we're done here...
 
2017-01-11 06:07:31 PM  
It would be impossible for anyone, except perhaps me or my wife to download something to my computer.

Uploading it on the other hand is a different matter.
 
2017-01-11 06:08:15 PM  

UsikFark: gameshowhost: Feel_the_velvet: The Russians haven't been this much of a general public bogeyman since Breznev was alive.

USSR : Putin's Russia :: paper tiger : actual tiger prepared to claw your testicles off

The USSR is a paper tiger in this analogy?


Compared to contemporary Russia, run by Putin, yes, yes it is.

Communism was never a threat to the world - it's a self-failing economic system.  The only real USSR threat was nukes.

contemporary Russia has nukes *and* Putin
 
2017-01-11 06:11:04 PM  

ultramarinblaa: It is usually easy to distinguish between a pedophiles collection of kiddieporn and the innocent guy who's computer has been hacked.
Do a proper search of the house. if you find multiple dvds and hard discs with kiddieporn, you have someone who is guilty as hell. If you find ten pictures on the computers build in hard drive, then it's  a frame job.


img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 06:18:12 PM  
Welcome to 10 years ago.
 
2017-01-11 06:31:16 PM  
It's pretty damn easy to include a hidden picture in a web page.  If anyone hits that page, the picture will automatically be downloaded into the browser's cache directory.  Online advertising companies don't vet any of the content they push.  We know this because of the amount of malware served up through advertisers.

Given the above, it would be trivial to push out kiddie porn to a huge number of unsuspecting people.
 
2017-01-11 06:31:55 PM  

pitron: pitron: mainsail: dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.

Animals can't consent.

Tell that to my dog.

Humping my gf's leg as we speak.


Good you cleared that up.
 
2017-01-11 06:33:11 PM  

SwingDancer: It would be impossible for anyone, except perhaps me or my wife to download something to my computer.


You live in a fantasy world.  Your browser downloads stuff automatically.
 
2017-01-11 06:34:04 PM  
Wasn't there a Fark.ru, or we still don't talk about it?.
 
2017-01-11 06:34:28 PM  
mainsail:

Animals can't consent.

Not sheep. Sheep want it so BAAA-D. BAAA-D to the bone.


/or so they tell me in Ireland.
 
2017-01-11 06:36:08 PM  
You know, I wouldn't put it past Mr. Rogers to run broads from his secret house he claimed to only spend half an hour a day in...

img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 06:36:15 PM  

culebra: Right wing media sure comes up with some gross scenarios involving sex and children. I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.


Wait - are Right Wing media for or against Russia today?
 
2017-01-11 06:37:17 PM  

dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.


Not if our Attorney-General-To-Be has his way.
 
2017-01-11 06:40:27 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Director of National Intelligence James Clapper testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee that he "wouldn't put it past" the Russian hackers to download kiddie porn on US hard drives.

So.. he just made it up, then.


Well, he is a known liar.
 
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