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(NYPost)   That kiddie porn on your computer? Planted by the Russians. That's what everyone busted with kiddie porn on their computers will be saying after today - and they could be right   (nypost.com ) divider line
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5 days ago  
Sounds like somebody's getting an alibi ready
 
5 days ago  
What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?
 
5 days ago  

Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?


Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.
 
5 days ago  

Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?


Obviously, that's those damn terrorists.

/ or aliens

// or Russians
 
5 days ago  
img.fark.net

Why not just blame these two?
 
5 days ago  

dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.


Tell that to his boss.
 
5 days ago  

Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?


Blame Google?
 
5 days ago  
im going to hell for that comment.
 
5 days ago  
Ain't that shiat legal in Russia?
 
5 days ago  
Right wing media sure comes up with some gross scenarios involving sex and children. I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
 
5 days ago  
It is legal in California.
 
5 days ago  
I am behind 7 proxies, so I am really getting a kick....
naw, cant do it. My dsl sucks so bad it would have to be a really determined hacker to try and place
that filth on my machine.
 
5 days ago  
Director of National Intelligence James Clapper testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee that he "wouldn't put it past" the Russian hackers to download kiddie porn on US hard drives.

So.. he just made it up, then.
 
5 days ago  
I wouldn't put it past Beyonce to decide to swing by my house for some afternoon delight next time she is in Brooklyn. That doesn't mean it is at all likely. I am not saying that Russia doesn't have the capability but I would like there to be some reasonable evidence before making such claims.
 
5 days ago  

BalugaJoe: It is legal in California.


Only if you are a film director, producer, writer, and/or actor. Then they might overlook it keep writing you checks.
 
5 days ago  
Let me get this straight. The Russians tried to get Fark shut down by reporting kiddie porn to Google?
 
5 days ago  

Russ1642: Let me get this straight. The Russians tried to get Fark shut down by reporting kiddie porn to Google?


That was just typical Google. I have no idea why anyone would trust Google with their files let alone their business with all the horror stories. I can see not having a choice with ads but would you pick them over Microsoft or Amazon.
 
5 days ago  
Be afraid!
There's almost no detail about what to be afraid of.
But be afraid of it!
That way you won't be afraid of things you should be afraid of, and we in the media can phone it in, since trying to media the Trump administration is going to be hard and he's a meanie.
 
5 days ago  
img.fark.net
I found this on my computer.

/Reported.
//What? She's fully clothed.
///sorry, Drew.
 
5 days ago  

Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?


China?
 
5 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: Director of National Intelligence James Clapper testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee that he "wouldn't put it past" the Russian hackers to download kiddie porn on US hard drives.

So.. he just made it up, then.


Don't they all? How much speculation has turned into "truth" in the last 6 months?
 
5 days ago  

dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.


Animals can't consent.
 
5 days ago  
The Russians haven't been this much of a general public bogeyman since Breznev was alive.
 
5 days ago  

shamanwest: Be afraid!
There's almost no detail about what to be afraid of.
But be afraid of it!
That way you won't be afraid of things you should be afraid of, and we in the media can phone it in, since trying to media the Trump administration is going to be hard and he's a meanie.


Fear doesn't really enter into it at this point, considering that by and large people are pointing out that Trump is a possible piss enthusiast.

A Treasonous Pissboi, if you will.
 
5 days ago  
So blame the Russians instead of the cat now, is what you're saying?
 
5 days ago  

Feel_the_velvet: The Russians haven't been this much of a general public bogeyman since Breznev was alive.


Nah. Americans have no problem with the people of Russia. Their government on the other hand....

I am enjoying a bunch of shiat-stirrers who weren't even alive then trying to make clumsy historical analogies though.
 
5 days ago  

dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.


That's acting?  Didn't see the Golden Globe award for that. Must have missed it while  I was taking a  shower.
 
5 days ago  

mainsail: dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.

Animals can't consent.


Tell that to my dog.
 
5 days ago  

pitron: mainsail: dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.

Animals can't consent.

Tell that to my dog.


Humping my gf's leg as we speak.
 
5 days ago  

Feel_the_velvet: The Russians haven't been this much of a general public bogeyman since Breznev was alive.


USSR : Putin's Russia :: paper tiger : actual tiger prepared to claw your testicles off
 
5 days ago  

abhorrent1: So blame the Russians instead of the cat now, is what you're saying?


Why not both?
img.fark.net
(From fatcatart.com, which is a Russian website)
 
5 days ago  
I can't wait to see the followup from the RNC.
 
5 days ago  
TFA aside for the moment

It's pretty astonishing to see otherwise-rational people on Fark conflating *Cold War conservatives' comically-irrational "OMG COMMUNISM OMG DOMINO EFFECT"* with *today's real global danger that an autocratic, pro-assassination Putin, with goals of hegemonic USSR unification by military force if necessary* presents.

This shiat is not a joke.
 
5 days ago  
It is usually easy to distinguish between a pedophiles collection of kiddieporn and the innocent guy who's computer has been hacked.
Do a proper search of the house. if you find multiple dvds and hard discs with kiddieporn, you have someone who is guilty as hell. If you find ten pictures on the computers build in hard drive, then it's  a frame job.
 
5 days ago  

gameshowhost: Feel_the_velvet: The Russians haven't been this much of a general public bogeyman since Breznev was alive.

USSR : Putin's Russia :: paper tiger : actual tiger prepared to claw your testicles off


The USSR is a paper tiger in this analogy?
 
5 days ago  
7 out of 10 Fark Commenters are Russian plants
Russian Thistle .. because of prickliness ..
 
5 days ago  

AvoidThoseTentacles: Sounds like somebody's getting an alibi ready


And we're done here...
 
5 days ago  
It would be impossible for anyone, except perhaps me or my wife to download something to my computer.

Uploading it on the other hand is a different matter.
 
5 days ago  

UsikFark: gameshowhost: Feel_the_velvet: The Russians haven't been this much of a general public bogeyman since Breznev was alive.

USSR : Putin's Russia :: paper tiger : actual tiger prepared to claw your testicles off

The USSR is a paper tiger in this analogy?


Compared to contemporary Russia, run by Putin, yes, yes it is.

Communism was never a threat to the world - it's a self-failing economic system.  The only real USSR threat was nukes.

contemporary Russia has nukes *and* Putin
 
5 days ago  

ultramarinblaa: It is usually easy to distinguish between a pedophiles collection of kiddieporn and the innocent guy who's computer has been hacked.
Do a proper search of the house. if you find multiple dvds and hard discs with kiddieporn, you have someone who is guilty as hell. If you find ten pictures on the computers build in hard drive, then it's  a frame job.


img.fark.net
 
5 days ago  
Welcome to 10 years ago.
 
5 days ago  
It's pretty damn easy to include a hidden picture in a web page.  If anyone hits that page, the picture will automatically be downloaded into the browser's cache directory.  Online advertising companies don't vet any of the content they push.  We know this because of the amount of malware served up through advertisers.

Given the above, it would be trivial to push out kiddie porn to a huge number of unsuspecting people.
 
5 days ago  

pitron: pitron: mainsail: dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.

Animals can't consent.

Tell that to my dog.

Humping my gf's leg as we speak.


Good you cleared that up.
 
5 days ago  

SwingDancer: It would be impossible for anyone, except perhaps me or my wife to download something to my computer.


You live in a fantasy world.  Your browser downloads stuff automatically.
 
5 days ago  
Wasn't there a Fark.ru, or we still don't talk about it?.
 
5 days ago  
mainsail:

Animals can't consent.

Not sheep. Sheep want it so BAAA-D. BAAA-D to the bone.


/or so they tell me in Ireland.
 
5 days ago  
You know, I wouldn't put it past Mr. Rogers to run broads from his secret house he claimed to only spend half an hour a day in...

img.fark.net
 
5 days ago  

culebra: Right wing media sure comes up with some gross scenarios involving sex and children. I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.


Wait - are Right Wing media for or against Russia today?
 
5 days ago  

dittybopper: Sin_City_Superhero: What excuse do I use for the pregnant midget bestiality gang-bang porn on there?

Nothing:  That's perfectly OK as long as none of the actors/actresses were underage.


Not if our Attorney-General-To-Be has his way.
 
5 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: Director of National Intelligence James Clapper testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee that he "wouldn't put it past" the Russian hackers to download kiddie porn on US hard drives.

So.. he just made it up, then.


Well, he is a known liar.
 
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