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(The New York Times)   Walking Dumpster Fire attacks Buzzfeed as "a failing pile of garbage" and other civilized highlights from PEEOTUS' first news conference   ( nytimes.com) divider line
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2017-01-11 03:10:40 PM  
And if anyone expected anything else, just how stupid are you?
 
2017-01-11 03:10:51 PM  
He jabbered like a guilty, filthy little animal up there today. I don't expect he'll do another one of these for a while.
 
2017-01-11 03:11:18 PM  
Oh, and everything is gonna be great.
 
2017-01-11 03:11:54 PM  
You forgot the jazz hands subby
 
2017-01-11 03:11:56 PM  
Orange you glad he acted extra precidential and refused to acknowledge "fake news" CNN?
 
2017-01-11 03:12:04 PM  
This comes as a big surprise to me. Why didn't anyone tell me he was prone to this kind of behavior before the election?
 
2017-01-11 03:12:10 PM  
Cluster
 
2017-01-11 03:12:25 PM  
He's still in campaign mode, telling us everything that's terrible that he will make great.
 
2017-01-11 03:12:41 PM  
This isn't theater. The man is truly pathetic. I already know people who voted for Trump that are now claiming to have voted third party, the shame of their dirty little secret impossible to wash away.
 
2017-01-11 03:12:45 PM  
Expectations have been lowered so much for him that his press conference is probably best summed up as "that wasn't so bad." Nice work, libs.
 
2017-01-11 03:12:52 PM  
So like your average Trump press conference.
 
2017-01-11 03:13:20 PM  
It did make using an urinal more exciting during the middle of that cult gathering.
 
2017-01-11 03:13:50 PM  
And was offered two billion dollars to do a deal in Dubai -- a number of deals. And I turned it  down. I didn't have to turn it down. Because as you know, I have have a no conflict situation because I'm president, which is -- I didn't know about that until about three months ago. But it's a nice thing to have.
But I don't want to take advantage of something. I have something that others don't have. Vice President Pence also has it. I don't think he'll need it. I have a feeling he's not going to need it. But I have a no conflict of interest provision as president. It was many, many years old. This is for presidents because they don't want presidents --


There's nothing stopping me from treating the Treasury like my piggy bank because I am the president but I promise I won't and this is totally consistent with my documented past as a cheapskate conman.
 
2017-01-11 03:13:51 PM  
Ah good, I always enjoy a political recap from the broads over at Jezebel. To counter this, let's see what the yokels over at Storm Front have to say about it now.
 
2017-01-11 03:13:57 PM  

LarryDan43: He's still in campaign mode, telling us everything that's terrible that he will make great.


He will be in campaign mode for the next four years.  The man has no interest whatsoever in running things.
 
2017-01-11 03:14:12 PM  

Paul Hackett: This isn't theater.


Explain that to the rubes that think this is reality TV.

Paul Hackett: shame of their dirty little secret impossible to wash away.


Staple that red hat to their farking heads.
 
2017-01-11 03:14:17 PM  
The press needs to start pushing him and his mouthpieces a lot harder. He is president now, and we need answers.
 
2017-01-11 03:15:20 PM  

bearcats1983: Ah good, I always enjoy a political recap from the broads over at Jezebel. To counter this, let's see what the yokels over at Storm Front have to say about it now.


Are you in the right thread?  This is about an article in the New York Times.
 
2017-01-11 03:15:28 PM  
. . .and we're at Day -9 of the Trump Administration, and it's already a dumpster fire.
 
2017-01-11 03:15:34 PM  
"I know fake news when I see it" crowed the birther.
 
2017-01-11 03:15:42 PM  

Cletus C.: Expectations have been lowered so much for him that his press conference is probably best summed up as "that wasn't so bad." Nice work, libs.


Expectations for your posts have been lowered so much that this one is probably best summed up as "Trump semen dribbling down your chin." Nice work, dickweed.
 
2017-01-11 03:15:46 PM  

Tangenital: Orange you glad he acted extra precidential and refused to acknowledge "fake news" CNN?


FNN
 
2017-01-11 03:15:57 PM  
Mr. Trump got into a shouting match with Jim Acosta of CNN, who tried to press the president-elect into taking a question. "Since you were attacking our news organization, can you give us a chance?" Mr. Acosta asked. To which Mr. Trump replied: "Your organization's terrible,"

Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day
 
2017-01-11 03:16:02 PM  

raius: bearcats1983: Ah good, I always enjoy a political recap from the broads over at Jezebel. To counter this, let's see what the yokels over at Storm Front have to say about it now.

Are you in the right thread?  This is about an article in the New York Times.


It was a Jezebel link five minutes ago.  Someone updated it.
 
2017-01-11 03:16:09 PM  

bearcats1983: Ah good, I always enjoy a political recap from the broads over at Jezebel. To counter this, let's see what the yokels over at Storm Front have to say about it now.


What the ever loving fark?
 
2017-01-11 03:16:12 PM  
Print fake news, pay the price.

It's Not News, It Fake
 
2017-01-11 03:16:26 PM  

bearcats1983: Ah good, I always enjoy a political recap from the broads over at Jezebel. To counter this, let's see what the yokels over at Storm Front have to say about it now.


You couldn't have farked this post up more if you had been trying to. Great job.
 
2017-01-11 03:16:33 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 03:16:40 PM  

raius: bearcats1983: Ah good, I always enjoy a political recap from the broads over at Jezebel. To counter this, let's see what the yokels over at Storm Front have to say about it now.

Are you in the right thread?  This is about an article in the New York Times.


It was a Jezebel logo'd link like 3 minutes ago. Either way, I stand by my comment.
 
2017-01-11 03:16:43 PM  
CIA, ball's in your court now.
 
2017-01-11 03:16:49 PM  

maniacalclown: Cletus C.: Expectations have been lowered so much for him that his press conference is probably best summed up as "that wasn't so bad." Nice work, libs.

Expectations for your posts have been lowered so much that this one is probably best summed up as "Trump semen dribbling down your chin." Nice work, dickweed.


I see your quest to return civility to the public dialogue continues.
 
2017-01-11 03:16:52 PM  
Still love the over-protesting after the piss-story first broke:

the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com

Take it easy, ace, and remember what happens when one LOUDLY denies unsubstantiated claims. What, do you want to be associated with golden showers for the rest of your short-ass life?
 
2017-01-11 03:16:58 PM  

Weatherkiss: This comes as a big surprise to me. Why didn't anyone tell me he was prone to this kind of behavior before the election?


Well, we all just thought Mr. Trump would change and be more precedential after he was elected.  I guess he's just waiting for after the inauguration.
 
2017-01-11 03:17:11 PM  

Silverstaff: . . .and we're at Day -9 of the Trump Administration, and it's already a dumpster fire.


Trump's approval rating is 37% and sinking, Obama is at 55%, that's just messed up and I think unprecedented.
 
2017-01-11 03:17:25 PM  

bearcats1983: raius: bearcats1983: Ah good, I always enjoy a political recap from the broads over at Jezebel. To counter this, let's see what the yokels over at Storm Front have to say about it now.

Are you in the right thread?  This is about an article in the New York Times.

It was a Jezebel logo'd link like 3 minutes ago. Either way, I stand by my comment.


I can confirm that it was a Jezebel link.
 
2017-01-11 03:17:38 PM  

bearcats1983: Either way, I stand by my comment.


Don't look now, but you're actually standing init.
 
2017-01-11 03:17:47 PM  

Paul Hackett: This isn't theater.


I'm still holding out hope that on Inauguration Day, he'll rip off his mask and reveal that he's been Andy Kauffman all along and this has been one long absurd performance.
 
2017-01-11 03:17:51 PM  

Cletus C.: Expectations have been lowered so much for him that his press conference is probably best summed up as "that wasn't so bad." Nice work, libs.


oh stfu cletus
 
2017-01-11 03:18:20 PM  
It was never Jezebel. There are four lights. Welcome to the post-truth world.
 
2017-01-11 03:18:25 PM  
oarenj.com
 
2017-01-11 03:18:32 PM  
Man who used "people are saying" to attack his political opponents through the primaries and general election doesn't like a story from unverified sources.  Got it.
 
2017-01-11 03:18:38 PM  
This headline is disturbingly close to the one I submitted. I'm glad. It makes me feel less crazy in this weird new reality.
 
2017-01-11 03:19:02 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Cletus C.: Expectations have been lowered so much for him that his press conference is probably best summed up as "that wasn't so bad." Nice work, libs.

oh stfu cletus


I don't want to set you off, so I'll just say have a nice day.
 
2017-01-11 03:19:02 PM  
i.imgur.com

Trump Dumpster Fire? We've got just the thing
 
2017-01-11 03:19:28 PM  

maniacalclown: bearcats1983: raius: bearcats1983: Ah good, I always enjoy a political recap from the broads over at Jezebel. To counter this, let's see what the yokels over at Storm Front have to say about it now.

Are you in the right thread?  This is about an article in the New York Times.

It was a Jezebel logo'd link like 3 minutes ago. Either way, I stand by my comment.

I can confirm that it was a Jezebel link.


Thank you, I knew I wasn't going crazy.
 
2017-01-11 03:19:34 PM  

Paul Hackett: This isn't theater. The man is truly pathetic. I already know people who voted for Trump that are now claiming to have voted third party, the shame of their dirty little secret impossible to wash away.


Pfft. We had people cheering for Bush right up until the economy crashed. All they had to do is call themselves Teabaggers and carry on like nothing happened.
 
2017-01-11 03:20:00 PM  
"That's something that Nazi Germany would have done and did do."

If they already did do it, then there's no reason to say they would have done it. And do you have proof that Nazi Germany was writing fake news about Hitler to smear him? Because that's the only way your analogy would work.

And you're Hitler.
 
2017-01-11 03:20:05 PM  
Walking Dumpster Fire attacks Buzzfeed as "a failing pile of garbage"

You can't buy publicity like that! Drew, you need to grab some random tax returns and slap Trump's name on them forthwith!
 
2017-01-11 03:20:12 PM  

StrikitRich: Print fake news, pay the price.

It's Not News, It Fake


Even if it is fake (which it may not be, because the BBC can apparently verify at least some of the claims in the dossier), so what? Trump's ENTIRE LIFE has been based around bullshiat. Bullshiatting his contractors, bullshiatting the IRS, bullshiatting the voters...

Live by the bullshiat, die by the bullshiat.
 
2017-01-11 03:20:22 PM  
Jill Came Down With Two-Fifty:

What, do you want to be associated with golden showers for the rest of your short-ass life?

Give me a break... had R Kelly been singing at Hillary's inaug, y'all would be calling him the 2nd coming of Christ (or whatever heathen/pagan higher power Libs pray to).
 
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