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2017-01-11 10:48:08 AM  
Can they at least be something fierce, like the Homicidal Hamsters?
 
2017-01-11 11:54:49 AM  
 
2017-01-11 01:21:43 PM  
They can drive Hamster Vans.

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2017-01-11 01:35:39 PM  
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2017-01-11 04:47:08 PM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 200x298]

You know who attended Amherst College?


Probably the motive behind suggesting the name. That makes it even better.
 
2017-01-11 04:52:11 PM  
Go mice!  Let's win for the pink and white.

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2017-01-11 05:36:37 PM  
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What a fighting hamster may look like.
 
2017-01-11 05:41:23 PM  
Except they'll pronounce it "amsters".
 
2017-01-11 06:02:56 PM  
Richard Hammond approves.
 
2017-01-11 06:09:49 PM  
As an Amherst alumn, fark no to Hamsters. 1, it's an old time sling for slut. Pro tip if you watch Monty Python, your mother was a hamster = your mom's a slut, your father smelled of elderberries = your father's a drunk. Hamsters are notorious for promiscousness, elderberry wine was one of the cheapest alcohols in the Middle Ages. 2, in my head, the hamsters is a deragatory nickname for Hampshire College, one of the other 5 colleges. It's not Amherst.
 
2017-01-11 06:58:59 PM  
Finally a different kind of mascot.  Besides, I can't stand hamsters.  They're not nearly as cuddly as they appear.  I've had better luck with gerbils.
 
2017-01-11 07:34:36 PM  

lack of warmth: Finally a different kind of mascot.  Besides, I can't stand hamsters.  They're not nearly as cuddly as they appear.  I've had better luck with gerbils.


Richard Gere?
Was wondering what Richard Gere's fark handle was.
 
2017-01-11 07:36:54 PM  

alechemist: lack of warmth: Finally a different kind of mascot.  Besides, I can't stand hamsters.  They're not nearly as cuddly as they appear.  I've had better luck with gerbils.

Richard Gere?
Was wondering what Richard Gere's fark handle was.


You were just jumping at the chance to use that one, weren't ya?
 
2017-01-11 07:50:47 PM  
Oh, they can be very fierce, depending on the breed....

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/they also make for a fantastic non-magical ship propulsion
//and are damn tasty to boot
///spham & slashies!
 
2017-01-11 07:55:29 PM  

greentea1985: As an Amherst alumn, fark no to Hamsters. 1, it's an old time sling for slut. Pro tip if you watch Monty Python, your mother was a hamster = your mom's a slut, your father smelled of elderberries = your father's a drunk. Hamsters are notorious for promiscousness, elderberry wine was one of the cheapest alcohols in the Middle Ages. 2, in my head, the hamsters is a deragatory nickname for Hampshire College, one of the other 5 colleges. It's not Amherst.


what's wrong with promiscuity?
 
2017-01-11 08:28:20 PM  
Giant miniature space hamsters?

Was it just so painfully obvious that nobody else ran with it?
 
2017-01-11 10:46:08 PM  
It's Hamtaro Time!
 
2017-01-11 10:55:47 PM  

bearded clamorer: [img.fark.net image 200x298]

You know who attended Amherst College?


NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Pw9N4DhLI
 
2017-01-12 10:55:01 AM  
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2017-01-12 11:39:41 AM  
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2017-01-12 03:51:19 PM  
As a Williams alum, I hope the don't go with Fighting Poets or Dinosaurs, cuz those are pretty cool :)
 
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