fly_gal: He faces charges of burglary and possession of burglary tools.A butter knife is now a burglary tool? I thought a lock picking kit would be a burglary tool... not a kitchen utensil.
rnatalie: I think they could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine 5 years from now, saying "Damn, remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank! They're gonna have to change that McDonald's song: 'Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a... Bun.' How's a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's farkin' magical! There's got to be some sesame seed glue out there! Either that, or they're adhesive on one side. "Take the sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular." What does a sesame seed grow into? I don't know, we never gave them a chance! What the fark is a sesame? It's a street... It's a way to open shiat!
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Maud Dib: I feel compelled to post in this thread.\yes, I know it's spelled wrong.
fragMasterFlash: If good old fashioned cannabis were legal Florida man would spend his time glued to the TV eating Cheetos instead of finding dumb and dumberer ways to get arrested. We wouldn't want that now would we?
FrancoFile: We have just folded space from Florida. Many weirdos in Florida. New weirdos.
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