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(Exeter Express & Echo)   Man dies trying to win bet he couldn't eat four pickled eggs in a minute   ( divider line
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2017-01-11 02:33:03 PM  
He should've seen a doctor before it got bad.

2017-01-11 02:46:13 PM  
They must have been fowl eggs.
2017-01-11 02:47:44 PM  

sedric: PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Sounds like he choked when they backed up in his throat?  Is that a thing with pickled eggs, and why wouldn't the Heimlich work?

Unless the bartender didn't know the Heimlich and just sort of whacked at his chest.  In that case I'd say fark it and do self-Heimlich on the top of a chair or edge of a table.

Never assume someone else knows it.  This reminds me that I really need to brush up on self-Heimlich, as I live alone and dine by myself most of the time.

I accidentally inhaled a whole grape once.  I could breathe, and eventually it went down, but what a terrifying minute or so that was.

ive had the same issue with a piece of pork off a chop.. you can breathe through your nose but having the backup taken away causes the heart to race.

I ended up going to the hospital where they gave me muscle relaxants to get it down.
it was stuck there for about 2 hours.

worst part was the pork was stuck so tight it caused the saliva to build up in the throat until it reached the thingy at the back of your throat that cause you to gag and then yak up all that spit.

/sorry for posting this around lunchtime

I once had a friend bet me that I couldn't eat a whole package of peeps in 60 seconds.  I was absolutely sure I could do it.  Boy, was I wrong.
2017-01-11 02:53:56 PM  

Fano: Z-clipped: Russ1642: They way they tell it he didn't choke on them, so what happened?

It was the Back-Bottom Gristle Lumps he ate afterward that did him in.

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I was trying to remember what was in that jar and thank you for posting the reference.
2017-01-11 03:12:56 PM  

bikerbob59: I keep the water for jalapeno pepper jars and throw hard boiled eggs in there for about a week.


I might try that next time I have eaten all the peppers out the jar.
2017-01-11 03:58:41 PM  
phaseolus: He shares a name with my favorite writer and with a very smart, funny comic. There must be a million David Mitchells in the UK

I bet the Egg eater was a Horologist.  He'll be back....
2017-01-11 06:39:34 PM  
Dammit, I think the deli down the street is closed now.  I want a pickled egg.

/Four in a minute?  Not even a challenge.
//Don't put them all in your mouth at once.
2017-01-11 07:46:58 PM  

litespeed74: Shouldn't have egged him on.  I'm sure their brains were scrambled and the guy was a push over easy.

Oh c'mon. It was ova before it even started.
2017-01-11 07:48:59 PM  

CheekyMonkey: HairyNevus: So, it had to be four pickled eggs at once? Because I could eat four pickled eggs in under a minute, easy peasy. You just don't want to stick around to long afterwards.

Yeah, sounds like he made the rookie mistake of not eating them one at a time.  Every party girls knows if you're gonna suck 4 dicks, it's "in a row" not "all at once".

Ahh, the oft attempted "Eiffel Tower"
2017-01-11 10:25:39 PM  

Fano: No man can eat 4 pickled eggs

Because one egg is an ouef, right?
2017-01-11 10:30:55 PM  

DaveNukem: At 66 years old you probably should be over the stage where you're taking bets from guys in a bar that start with: "I bet you five bucks you can't..."

Says you.

I'll probably be 85 years old shuffling around looking for my misplaced false-teeth to take on a bet.

/I wonder if people will buy a book titled "Things I have eaten on a dare"
//ok. I'm not THAT bad. Mine were usually of the action variety, though have swallowed a small, alive fish when I was a kid
///no. I did NOT lick windows, why do you ask?
2017-01-12 06:34:20 PM
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