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(LA Times)   Will Donald announce he's getting out of the real estate game? Will he be dogged the entire time with Russia questions? Will he even bother holding the press conference today? THIS is your Donald Trump Press Conference thread (11am start time)   (latimes.com ) divider line
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2017-01-11 07:49:21 AM  
Will they be, um, streaming it?
 
2017-01-11 07:53:10 AM  
wonder what the odds are that he even shows?

will he get mad if they press him? He almost went off on Katy Tur the last time.
 
2017-01-11 07:57:06 AM  
In a strong southern accent, cman remarks, "Dis gonna be good"
 
2017-01-11 07:57:59 AM  

SCtF: Will they be, um, streaming it?


Its 2017. Obviously it will be streamed.

If not, CNN, MSNBC, and Fox will surely carry it
 
2017-01-11 08:00:53 AM  

cman: SCtF: Will they be, um, streaming it?

Its 2017. Obviously it will be streamed.

If not, CNN, MSNBC, and Fox will surely carry it


Heh. They said "streaming".
 
2017-01-11 08:01:32 AM  

cman: SCtF: Will they be, um, streaming it?

Its 2017. Obviously it will be streamed.

If not, CNN, MSNBC, and Fox will surely carry it


That *WHOOSH* you just heard wasn't the toilet flushing after Donnie finished off his latest tweet (and his prostitutes)....
 
2017-01-11 08:01:40 AM  
At this point, unless Donald Trump pulls off his mask to reveal that it was Hillary Clinton playing both sides the entire time, all I want to hear is that Trump has decided to not accept the Presidency.
 
2017-01-11 08:09:22 AM  

Hobodeluxe: wonder what the odds are that he even shows?

will he get mad if they press him? He almost went off on Katy Tur the last time.


After last night's all caps tweet implausibly denying he loves getting emasculated by Russian prostitutes treating him like a little princess and peeing on him, I expected to wake up this morning to the news that he's postponing this conference. I have no idea what to expect now. I suppose it could even be a stage for him to reveal he's a necromancer and is going to unleash the zombie apocalypse if Putin tries to blackmail him.
 
2017-01-11 08:13:01 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: cman: SCtF: Will they be, um, streaming it?

Its 2017. Obviously it will be streamed.

If not, CNN, MSNBC, and Fox will surely carry it

That *WHOOSH* you just heard wasn't the toilet flushing after Donnie finished off his latest tweet (and his prostitutes)....


Well fark me and call me Bob...
 
2017-01-11 08:13:04 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 08:21:39 AM  
I'm telling you, it's actually Andy Kaufman.  Today will be the day that "Trump" takes the mic and says "Thank you very much" and pulls off the mask.
 
2017-01-11 08:21:42 AM  
I expect nothing good to come of this.
 
2017-01-11 08:27:14 AM  
I can't imagine that he does a press conference. He might get up to a podium and go on a rant, but I don't see how he can answer questions. At least, not given his famously thin skin.
 
2017-01-11 08:41:25 AM  

cman: In a strong southern accent, cman remarks, "Dis gonna be good"


Golden, even.
 
2017-01-11 08:45:41 AM  

meat0918: I expect nothing good to come of this.


Oh come on

There will be at least some entertainment value

Watching Trump having to dodge all those questions about Russia is gonna be farking epic
 
2017-01-11 08:47:57 AM  

Serious Black: Hobodeluxe: wonder what the odds are that he even shows?

will he get mad if they press him? He almost went off on Katy Tur the last time.

After last night's all caps tweet implausibly denying he loves getting emasculated by Russian prostitutes treating him like a little princess and peeing on him, I expected to wake up this morning to the news that he's postponing this conference. I have no idea what to expect now. I suppose it could even be a stage for him to reveal he's a necromancer and is going to unleash the zombie apocalypse if Putin tries to blackmail him.


Didn't the report say he wasn't the one that got peed on? He watched girls pee on each other, I thought.

And now I'm remembering I'm asking whether or not intel reports about people getting peed on is in regards to our next f*cking PRESIDENT
 
2017-01-11 08:53:38 AM  

Hobodeluxe: wonder what the odds are that he even shows?


I am betting they cancel, or that he'll kick out half the press corps before the thing even starts.
 
2017-01-11 08:55:58 AM  

cman: meat0918: I expect nothing good to come of this.

Oh come on

There will be at least some entertainment value

Watching Trump having to dodge all those questions about Russia is gonna be farking epic


I can't wait to hear him take questions.  The meltdown will at least be entertaining.
 
2017-01-11 09:00:18 AM  
I say we have a 1:5 chance that he announces he isn't accepting the presidency.

1:10 chance he goes Budd Dwyer.
1:100 chance he takes out Pence before going Budd Dwyer
1:2 chance our republic will be so irreparably harmed after today.
 
2017-01-11 09:02:06 AM  

somedude210: I say we have a 1:5 chance that he announces he isn't accepting the presidency.

1:10 chance he goes Budd Dwyer.
1:100 chance he takes out Pence before going Budd Dwyer
1:2 chance our republic will be so irreparably harmed after today.


1 in 5. After everything he's been through. If he only gets to sit in the chair for a week before he has to leave, he is going to sit in the chair. His fragile ego demands it.
 
2017-01-11 09:03:26 AM  

somedude210: I say we have a 1:5 chance that he announces he isn't accepting the presidency.

1:10 chance he goes Budd Dwyer.
1:100 chance he takes out Pence before going Budd Dwyer
1:2 chance our republic will be so irreparably harmed after today.


I like those odds, but I think you've got the last one flipped.
 
2017-01-11 09:05:02 AM  

somedude210: I say we have a 1:5 chance that he announces he isn't accepting the presidency.

1:10 chance he goes Budd Dwyer.
1:100 chance he takes out Pence before going Budd Dwyer
1:2 chance our republic will be so irreparably harmed after today.


1:1000 chance that he rips off his face and reveals he's a lizard person
 
2017-01-11 09:09:06 AM  
I'm assuming this is 11 am ET?
 
2017-01-11 09:12:31 AM  

WI241TH: Serious Black: Hobodeluxe: wonder what the odds are that he even shows?

will he get mad if they press him? He almost went off on Katy Tur the last time.

After last night's all caps tweet implausibly denying he loves getting emasculated by Russian prostitutes treating him like a little princess and peeing on him, I expected to wake up this morning to the news that he's postponing this conference. I have no idea what to expect now. I suppose it could even be a stage for him to reveal he's a necromancer and is going to unleash the zombie apocalypse if Putin tries to blackmail him.

Didn't the report say he wasn't the one that got peed on? He watched girls pee on each other, I thought.

And now I'm remembering I'm asking whether or not intel reports about people getting peed on is in regards to our next f*cking PRESIDENT


Well, how else do you explain how he maintains a golden sheen in his hair other than a constant stream of golden showers?
 
2017-01-11 09:14:48 AM  
This guy is making Berlusconi look like Harry Truman.
 
2017-01-11 09:15:29 AM  

HedlessChickn: I'm assuming this is 11 am ET?


I mean 10 am ET.

Shut up I haven't had enough coffee yet.
 
2017-01-11 09:15:32 AM  
I forget, was it Clinton's cigar trick that got him on the impeachment track or something else?
 
2017-01-11 09:16:05 AM  

Gubbo: somedude210: I say we have a 1:5 chance that he announces he isn't accepting the presidency.

1:10 chance he goes Budd Dwyer.
1:100 chance he takes out Pence before going Budd Dwyer
1:2 chance our republic will be so irreparably harmed after today.

1 in 5. After everything he's been through. If he only gets to sit in the chair for a week before he has to leave, he is going to sit in the chair. His fragile ego demands it.


But the chair wont be golden. He'd hate it.


Also, wasn't most of this the storylines from season 3/4 of House of Cards?
 
2017-01-11 09:17:19 AM  

66ans: I forget, was it Clinton's cigar trick that got him on the impeachment track or something else?


lying about sex in the Oval that got him impeached. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" was what did him in. Lying under oath
 
2017-01-11 09:20:59 AM  

Gubbo: I can't imagine that he does a press conference. He might get up to a podium and go on a rant, but I don't see how he can answer questions. At least, not given his famously thin skin.


This
It won't be a press conference  - IF he shows (which I think now he has to) it'll be him, lecturing the press, telling them all they suck - and no questions taken.
 
2017-01-11 09:21:38 AM  

somedude210: 66ans: I forget, was it Clinton's cigar trick that got him on the impeachment track or something else?

lying about sex in the Oval that got him impeached. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" was what did him in. Lying under oath


Thanks, I thought it was not the kinky sex that directly did him in. So just don't try to change horses midstream so to speak and you'll persevere.  If it's true that we get the government we deserve this speaks volumes about us as a country, and a people.
 
2017-01-11 09:22:39 AM  
Mikhail Lowell of Russia Department of Misinformed Information reporting.  All Russia comrades, direct all firepower at thread.  I repeat, direct all firepower at thread!

All glory to Joseph Stalin and Mother Russia in moment of finest hour!  Mighty Vladimir, give countrymen strength to hit "Add Comment" button!
 
2017-01-11 09:27:01 AM  
Aaaand Trump totally Godwinned the whole thing...

img.fark.net

/I now question his understanding of all of history
 
2017-01-11 09:27:43 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Mikhail Lowell of Russia Department of Misinformed Information reporting.  All Russia comrades, direct all firepower at thread.  I repeat, direct all firepower at thread!

All glory to Joseph Stalin and Mother Russia in moment of finest hour!  Mighty Vladimir, give countrymen strength to hit "Add Comment" button!


You forgot to mention 'and capture that moose and squirrel'
 
2017-01-11 09:36:03 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Aaaand Trump totally Godwinned the whole thing...

[img.fark.net image 638x359]

/I now question his understanding of all of history


He seems unaware how much Europena intelligence agencies kicked this whole thing off last summer. It's not like you can't read about it in the news. It's not like he didn't hear about in October.

I'll tell you what, if he had sex with underage girls, snorted coke, or did anything else in Russia, there's video and audio of it. He thinks he's the master chessman but he got played for a stooge.

I'm betting he's cuts it short and walks out.
 
2017-01-11 09:36:18 AM  

cman: Farking Clown Shoes: cman: SCtF: Will they be, um, streaming it?

Its 2017. Obviously it will be streamed.

If not, CNN, MSNBC, and Fox will surely carry it

That *WHOOSH* you just heard wasn't the toilet flushing after Donnie finished off his latest tweet (and his prostitutes)....

Well fark me and call me Bob...


You have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear you say that.  Bob.
 
2017-01-11 09:37:10 AM  
Well, I might as well post something that will contain more substance than this press conference...

 
2017-01-11 09:37:12 AM  

texdent: You forgot to mention 'and capture that moose and squirrel'


Moose and squirrel are not of threat, moose is eating grass, squirrel is eating nut.  I check outside window just of now, here in beautiful downtown Moscow.

Let us please try to keep the thread of topic on good friend and ally of Russia, Puppet Donald.  Mighty Vladimir needs our help in hour of many need!
 
2017-01-11 09:38:43 AM  
Trump is having a meltdown on Twitter:

img.fark.net

For someone who makes fun of libs whining, he sure is doing a damn good job of whining himself.
 
2017-01-11 09:42:29 AM  

HedlessChickn: Trump is having a meltdown on Twitter:

[img.fark.net image 608x512]

For someone who makes fun of libs whining, he sure is doing a damn good job of whining himself.


I don't read his Twitter feed except for in snippets shown in other articles. I don't recall him ever writing a tweet or a part of a tweet in all caps before today. That's a telling change.
 
2017-01-11 09:44:35 AM  
Russia says it's not true, so we can all stop worrying about it.

Thanks Donnie
 
2017-01-11 09:44:42 AM  
If Trump were spouting his twatter crap and he was a normal working stiff, no one would care. He fails to realize the power of his words and actions and how they'll reverberate. Or maybe he does and he's openly challenging everyone to "come at me!"
 
2017-01-11 09:45:29 AM  
Twitter temper tantrums are so very presidential.
 
2017-01-11 09:46:03 AM  

Serious Black: WI241TH: Serious Black: Hobodeluxe: wonder what the odds are that he even shows?

will he get mad if they press him? He almost went off on Katy Tur the last time.

After last night's all caps tweet implausibly denying he loves getting emasculated by Russian prostitutes treating him like a little princess and peeing on him, I expected to wake up this morning to the news that he's postponing this conference. I have no idea what to expect now. I suppose it could even be a stage for him to reveal he's a necromancer and is going to unleash the zombie apocalypse if Putin tries to blackmail him.

Didn't the report say he wasn't the one that got peed on? He watched girls pee on each other, I thought.

And now I'm remembering I'm asking whether or not intel reports about people getting peed on is in regards to our next f*cking PRESIDENT

Well, how else do you explain how he maintains a golden sheen in his hair other than a constant stream of golden showers?


Aluminum chlorohydrate? He looks like a dude with sweaty palms, I wouldn't be surprised if he thought putting deodorant on his hands every day would fix it.
 
2017-01-11 09:53:47 AM  

scottydoesntknow: Aaaand Trump totally Godwinned the whole thing...

[img.fark.net image 638x359]

/I now question his understanding of all of history


The thing that gets me about that tweet is the "One last shot" thing. You better strap in Comrade Pissbaby, you got 4 years of this to look forward to.
 
2017-01-11 09:58:52 AM  

FortyHams: scottydoesntknow: Aaaand Trump totally Godwinned the whole thing...

[img.fark.net image 638x359]

/I now question his understanding of all of history

The thing that gets me about that tweet is the "One last shot" thing. You better strap in Comrade Pissbaby, you got 4 years of this to look forward to.


You mean he has four years of arresting people who criticize him, convicting them of treason, and executing them for their crimes to look forward to.

/who's gonna stop him?
 
2017-01-11 09:59:09 AM  
LOL

You hear that shiat at the confirmation hearing?

LOL
 
2017-01-11 09:59:14 AM  

Serious Black: HedlessChickn: Trump is having a meltdown on Twitter:

[img.fark.net image 608x512]

For someone who makes fun of libs whining, he sure is doing a damn good job of whining himself.

I don't read his Twitter feed except for in snippets shown in other articles. I don't recall him ever writing a tweet or a part of a tweet in all caps before today. That's a telling change.


It reeks of desperation.
 
2017-01-11 10:01:24 AM  

Serious Black: FortyHams: scottydoesntknow: Aaaand Trump totally Godwinned the whole thing...

[img.fark.net image 638x359]

/I now question his understanding of all of history

The thing that gets me about that tweet is the "One last shot" thing. You better strap in Comrade Pissbaby, you got 4 years of this to look forward to.

You mean he has four years of arresting people who criticize him, convicting them of treason, and executing them for their crimes to look forward to.

/who's gonna stop him?


Churchill.
 
2017-01-11 10:02:41 AM  
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