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(WHAS 11 Louisville)   In an upcoming bill, pets will not be allowed to service their owners. That doe in the woods though is going to take the brunt of this new aggression   ( whas11.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Sodomy, Kentucky Farm Bureau, bestiality, law making bestiality, bestiality laws, Child abuse, sexual abuse, Sexual intercourse  
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1257 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Jan 2017 at 2:55 PM (36 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-01-11 08:14:45 AM  
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Still totes legal.
 
2017-01-11 08:37:52 AM  
"...designed to avoid antagonizing hunters and farmers."

Trump voters my friends.
 
2017-01-11 08:48:04 AM  
Bestiality has been called the last taboo [...]

...by people who lack real imagination.
 
2017-01-11 09:06:13 AM  
Lay for Mojo.
 
2017-01-11 09:51:42 AM  
Dang... I was hoping this article was going to be about a law against fake service dogs. By which I mean the ones people pay $60 to "certify" online.
 
2017-01-11 11:59:16 AM  
House Bill 143 would ban the sexual assault of a pet dog or cat, but it wouldn't address sex with other animals.

Well, it's usually liberals who like sex with house pets.  Conservatives are they ones more likely to fark livestock.
 
2017-01-11 12:33:36 PM  
farmers have expressed concern they could run afoul of bestiality laws while artificially inseminating livestock, she said


This law is only a problem for them if they're not artificially inseminating the livestock.


Indiana made bestiality a felony in 2002, after a Hammond man had sex with a chicken

Yeah, see...that's just regular, old-fashioned insemination.
 
2017-01-11 01:48:16 PM  
"The former have opposed animal welfare bills for fear they could lead to a ban on hunting."

How the hell do you make the slippery slope argument "well, today, we can't f*ck deer, tomorrow, we can't shoot them!"

Don't stick your dick in a deer.
 
2017-01-11 02:57:51 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Indiana made bestiality a felony in 2002, after a Hammond man had sex with a chicken


I guess he didn't know that it was just an expression, not a suggestion.
 
2017-01-11 03:01:07 PM  
Slow down there Hoss. If only nine states don't have laws against beastiality before you outlaw it think about all the tourism jobs. Gas, hotels(barns), food the service industry depends on people from restrictive states coming in and dropping a few bucks (or does as they like).
 
2017-01-11 03:02:27 PM  

nmrsnr: "The former have opposed animal welfare bills for fear they could lead to a ban on hunting."

How the hell do you make the slippery slope argument "well, today, we can't f*ck deer, tomorrow, we can't shoot them!"

Don't stick your dick in a deer.


What's the practical point of going to all the trouble of hunting down a deer, running it to exhaustion or cornering it and then putting a gun up to its head if you're not going to undo your belt buckle and get to work?
 
2017-01-11 03:04:56 PM  
An exhausted doe stumbles out of the woods mumbling "That's the last time I do that for two bucks".
 
2017-01-11 03:05:25 PM  
Indiana made bestiality a felony in 2002, after a Hammond man had sex with a chicken, then killed it, and could be prosecuted only for animal cruelty.

Did he choke it?
 
2017-01-11 03:07:46 PM  
"Woah there, mysterious cow. It's not like you're a pet. I'm not ready for that."
 
2017-01-11 03:09:50 PM  
House Bill 143 would ban the sexual assault of a pet dog or cat, but it wouldn't address sex with other animals.
Dee Robinson of Kentucky Citizens Against Animal Abuse and Domestic Violence, who drafted the bill, said the omission in part is designed to avoid antagonizing hunters and farmers.


Suddenly I can see now how Kentucky elected Matt Bevin.
 
2017-01-11 03:11:02 PM  
Let's call this one the Republican "Right to F*ck Livestock" bill and publicize the hell out of it.
 
2017-01-11 03:11:21 PM  
. . . pets will not be allowed to . . .

Subby, if you believe that pets are that obedient, you may want to change your passwords and hide your credit cards from Fideaux and Fluffy before they go on an online shopping spree.
 
2017-01-11 03:13:48 PM  
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2017-01-11 03:13:53 PM  
Service animals are not pets.
 
2017-01-11 03:19:18 PM  
If anyone needs me I'll be in my lab.
 
2017-01-11 03:19:47 PM  

Saiga410: Service animals are not pets.


Yes, but the therapy animal is all the rage now.   No training when compared to a service animal.   I've seen them do their business in public like no proper service animal would.   Maybe they will get an exception as "comfort animals"

/I've probably triggered every Korean over 80
 
2017-01-11 03:21:52 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: farmers have expressed concern they could run afoul of bestiality laws while artificially inseminating livestock, she said


This law is only a problem for them if they're not artificially inseminating the livestock.


Indiana made bestiality a felony in 2002, after a Hammond man had sex with a chicken

Yeah, see...that's just regular, old-fashioned insemination.


Wow that would make a great meme!

Farking a Chicken
 
2017-01-11 03:32:17 PM  
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2017-01-11 03:32:19 PM  
What about my neighbors pets? Still fair game?
 
2017-01-11 03:38:05 PM  
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/who hasn't.....
 
2017-01-11 04:51:24 PM  

snowybunting: What about my neighbors pets? Still fair game?


No, apparently veterinarians will go to jail for artificially inseminating dogs or cat though.
 
2017-01-11 05:14:54 PM  

nmrsnr: "The former have opposed animal welfare bills for fear they could lead to a ban on hunting."

How the hell do you make the slippery slope argument "well, today, we can't f*ck deer, tomorrow, we can't shoot them!"

Don't stick your dick in a deer.


Well, how do you hunt?
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2017-01-11 07:41:09 PM  
That's because you hold power over your pet but you are on equal terms with a wild animal.
 
2017-01-11 07:48:57 PM  

runwiz: That's because you hold power over your pet but you are on equal terms with a wild animal.


So that heifer was just asking for it?
 
2017-01-12 03:48:09 AM  
Petswappping parties in 3... 2...
 
2017-01-12 05:05:35 AM  
What? Not even a Penthouse Pet?

Just when we were starting to really get to know one another, too.

///sigh

www.posterparty.com
 
2017-01-12 07:14:29 AM  
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2017-01-12 05:15:44 PM  
Then the bear commented to the hiker, "You're really here for the 'hunting', aren't you?"
 
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