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(CBC)   Even the CBC is calling Trump fat   ( cbc.ca) divider line
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2017-01-11 09:29:08 AM  
+1

I chortled.
 
2017-01-11 10:03:49 AM  
That's a good one, subby.
 
2017-01-11 11:51:43 AM  
Early contender for Context HOTY?

/well done, Subby
 
2017-01-11 12:11:47 PM  
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2017-01-11 12:23:21 PM  
This is YUUUGE!
 
2017-01-11 12:29:18 PM  
You can't beat Canadians. Our secret weapon is polite sounding passive aggressiveness.
 
2017-01-11 12:42:12 PM  
 I doubt his wife minds.

/ assume you're talking about his wallet
 
2017-01-11 12:49:57 PM  

HenryFnord: You can't beat Canadians. Our secret weapon is polite sounding passive aggressiveness.


Too bad you elected a complete muppet for a PM.
 
2017-01-11 12:50:14 PM  
CBC to be banned from all future press conferences in 3...2....1...
 
2017-01-11 12:51:36 PM  
Fun fact about Chrystia Freeland: she's a Ukrainian-Canadian who got herself banned from Russia for criticizing Putin and his Ukraine policy too loudly. A more obvious rebuke to both Trump and Putin you couldn't hope for. (Now she's our foreign minister, Russia is considering lifting the ban.)

More generally, this is another example of Justin Trudeau taking symbolic actions to assert Canada's domestic and foreign policy independence from the United States, as his father did before him. Even our new ten-dollar bill (featuring Viola Desmond, a Canadian version of Risa Parks) is a rebuke to a President who almost certainly won't allow Andrew Jackson to be replaced by Harriet Tubman on the US 20 dollar bill.

To put it another way, two can play at stigginit---and Justin had an excellent teacher in his father.

Pierre Trudeau's famous reaction to Richard Nixon's insults was "I've been called worse things by better men." I look forward to Justin's responses to Trump's insults over Twitter.

Fuddle duddle Trump.
 
2017-01-11 12:52:31 PM  
I prefer "doughy." But good job, subby.
 
2017-01-11 12:52:46 PM  

mrsleep: HenryFnord: You can't beat Canadians. Our secret weapon is polite sounding passive aggressiveness.

Too bad you elected a complete muppet for a PM.


Yeah, but then eventually kicked him out and replaced him with a largely benign pretty boy, so we're on the upswing.
 
2017-01-11 12:53:46 PM  
Well done, stubby!

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2017-01-11 01:02:18 PM  
Meh...he's no Taft. THERE was a president who could throw his weight around
 
2017-01-11 01:04:39 PM  

Nick Nostril: I doubt his wife minds.

/ assume you're talking about his wallet


We're talking about his head.
 
2017-01-11 01:04:57 PM  
It really doesn't matter (but I would like to analyze his adipose tissue. eww.
I prefer the term Cherubic.
 
2017-01-11 01:08:12 PM  
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2017-01-11 01:13:19 PM  

blatz514: Well done, stubby!

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Is that Mitch McConnell?
 
2017-01-11 01:13:29 PM  

mrsleep: HenryFnord: You can't beat Canadians. Our secret weapon is polite sounding passive aggressiveness.

Too bad you elected a complete muppet for a PM.


No Muppet. No Muppet. You're the Muppet.

/ Why are there so many songs about pussy grabbers and what's on the other side?
 
2017-01-11 01:15:00 PM  
He's not fat, he's bigly boned.
 
2017-01-11 01:17:23 PM  
Robust, healthy, jolly ...
 
2017-01-11 01:17:43 PM  

mrsleep: HenryFnord: You can't beat Canadians. Our secret weapon is polite sounding passive aggressiveness.

Too bad you elected a complete muppet for a PM.


 
2017-01-11 01:17:44 PM  

Albino Squid: mrsleep: HenryFnord: You can't beat Canadians. Our secret weapon is polite sounding passive aggressiveness.

Too bad you elected a complete muppet for a PM.

Yeah, but then eventually kicked him out and replaced him with a largely benign pretty boy, so we're on the upswing.


Now that's progress.
 
2017-01-11 01:22:08 PM  

berylman: It really doesn't matter (but I would like to analyze his adipose tissue. eww.
I prefer the term Cherubic.


Rubenesque.

Also, don't they know about the effect famous men like Trump have on women? Justin can "strengthen his cabinet" all he wants, Donald will give her all the furniture she fancies from his new house.
 
2017-01-11 01:37:36 PM  

mrsleep: HenryFnord: You can't beat Canadians. Our secret weapon is polite sounding passive aggressiveness.

Too bad you elected a complete muppet for a PM.

I find someone living in a country run by a reality tv star calling the Canadian PM a muppet incredibly amusing.
 
2017-01-11 01:38:00 PM  
As an anorexic dude Trumps's weight is the least of all worries.  Look  around fool.
 
2017-01-11 01:55:59 PM  

flabmaster: [img.fark.net image 300x182]

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*snowbacks
 
2017-01-11 01:56:16 PM  

The Yattering: blatz514: Well done, stubby!

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Is that Mitch McConnell?


memedad.com
 
2017-01-11 01:57:42 PM  

mrsleep: HenryFnord: You can't beat Canadians. Our secret weapon is polite sounding passive aggressiveness.

Too bad you elected a complete muppet for a PM.


Yeah, if you're an American, you might want to be a little more careful of criticizing other countries' election results.
 
2017-01-11 02:09:17 PM  
Chrystia Freeland was a journalist who covered the super rich beat for the National Post. She is very much the crown jewel of the Trudeau Cabinet. She was also deeply involved in Canada's attempt to support democracy in the Ukraine. And she is associated with the Brookings Institute think tank, apparently, the only one which is not conservative ,Republican, neo-con, or far right wing.

She has written a book on this experience and another on the new Global Elite, aka the kleptocrats. I haven't read the whole thing, but she was well integrated into the upper echelons of New York City's elites and thus probably knows Donald Trump by sight, if not more tactically, if you catch my drift. She may even have strategic information on Trump and his ilk. From Freeland (quoting a member of the NYC elite, we learn that you need a minimum of $30 million a year to be anybody in New York).

Russia might even see its way to lifting its travel ban on Freeland now that she is Canada's Minister of Foreign Affairs, if Canada makes nice lubby-dubby eyes at Putin.

Yes, Russia has a ban on Freeland (my bolding).

From the article below:  Ms. Freeland is also known to be a supporter of the efforts by all political parties to adopt a U.S.-style Magnitsky act that would freeze assets and impose travel bans on Russian human-rights abusers.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/russia-hints-it-could-li​f​t-freeland-ban/article33575833/

All in all, I welcome Canada's new James Bond hottie. She might be just the ticket to wrap Trump around her little finger.

BUY HER BOOKS! BUY HER BOOKS! Whether you read them to the end is your business. But it doesn't hurt to take a peek at what happened in the Ukraine or in Trump's New York in an attempt to understand what is coming for Canada, the USA, Russia, Europe, etc.

She is smart and funny. Oops. South Park already did it.

Available on Kindle

My Ukraine: A Personal Reflection on a Nation's Independence and the Nightmare Vladimir Putin Has Visited Upon It
https://www.amazon.ca/My-Ukraine-Reflection-Independence-Nightmare-eb​o​ok/dp/B00XDA2ZE8/ref=pd_sim_351_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=1VGC0X38​XJAVSCGDNAQX

Plutocrats: The New Golden Age
https://www.amazon.ca/Plutocrats-New-Golden-Chrystia-Freeland-ebook/d​p​/B009MYASDE/ref=pd_sim_351_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=FWVNNQTDJYC55​HNWP5R3
 
2017-01-11 02:10:35 PM  
As CBS is the pinnacle of accurate reporting:

"The viral video of a beating and knife attack in Chicago suggests the assault had racial overtones. CBS's Dean Reynolds tells us the victim is described as a mentally challenged teenager.
In the video he is choked and repeatedly called the n-word. His clothes are slashed and he is terrorized with a knife. His alleged captors repeatedly reference Donald Trump. Police are holding four people in connection with the attack."


But nonetheless, Trump is fat.
 
2017-01-11 02:10:56 PM  

ChrisDe: I prefer "doughy." But good job, subby.


I prefer cheezy extruded dough product.
 
2017-01-11 02:15:38 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: mrsleep: HenryFnord: You can't beat Canadians. Our secret weapon is polite sounding passive aggressiveness.

Too bad you elected a complete muppet for a PM.

Yeah, if you're an American, you might want to be a little more careful of criticizing other countries' election results.


Putin still hasn't forgiven us for sending Election Observers into the Ukraine. He won't be happy if we have to send Election Observers into Michigan.

I'm just saying.

Don't make us send in the Blue Caps, Bubba.

Learn to hold a freaking Election without gerrymandering, voter supression, and the Russian mob candidate winning. Because your electoral system is a fecking Whig-Tory Weeners the post, rotten and pocket borough riddled eighteenth century joke. Parliamentary democracies have come a long way since 1776.
 
2017-01-11 02:36:00 PM  

mrsleep: HenryFnord: You can't beat Canadians. Our secret weapon is polite sounding passive aggressiveness.

Too bad you elected a complete muppet for a PM.


He isn't much to speak of but at least he isn't actively evil like the last guy, or an idiotic cartoon villain like your guy.
 
2017-01-11 02:43:23 PM  
Considering I think of Trump as just a slightly more successful and less jailed version of this guy, I guess we both are being led by a "Trudeau"......

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2017-01-11 02:46:18 PM  
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2017-01-11 02:48:13 PM  

flabmaster: [img.fark.net image 300x182]

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What are the odds that Trump actually uses the term "Snow Mexicans" in the next 4 years?
 
2017-01-11 04:39:02 PM  
I'm totally for the foreign press to continually mock him for the next... forever...
 
2017-01-11 06:11:40 PM  
Justin Trudeau is eve less capable of being an adult than Barack Obama.

Failed Drama teacher (vs) 1/4 term Senator of a hacked election
 
2017-01-11 06:15:32 PM  

dletter: flabmaster: [img.fark.net image 300x182]

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What are the odds that Trump actually uses the term "Snow Mexicans" in the next 4 years?


my brother works with a guy who occasionally refers to us as 'snow ni**ers' which I always found amusing.
 
2017-01-11 08:06:31 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Justin Trudeau is eve less capable of being an adult than Barack Obama.

Failed Drama teacher (vs) 1/4 term Senator of a hacked election

Always great to hear the opinion of a basement suite dwelling ignoramus. You must pine for the days when election officers and scientist's are legally muted by Harper.

 
2017-01-11 08:08:21 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Justin Trudeau is eve less capable of being an adult than Barack Obama.

Failed Drama teacher (vs) 1/4 term Senator of a hacked election

My apologies. I see you're a Trump supporter. I thought I was responding to someone with an intellect.

 
2017-01-11 09:06:50 PM  
 
2017-01-12 11:17:50 AM  
I don't know if a woman is who the Trump administration are going to take most seriously. I am.not saying it's right. I'm just saying, evidence suggests many of them.will balk a bit in the back of their mind at a strong woman who approaches them as an equal.
 
2017-01-12 07:45:44 PM  

mudpants: [metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 672x326]


Hairball?
 
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