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(Pix11)   Christie is the country's least popular governor - so why is there talk of a comeback?   ( pix11.com) divider line
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2017-01-11 11:27:52 AM  
6 votes:
He'll bounce back with a cushy job in the private sector. Now that Tilikum is dead, Sea World has an exciting new opening.
2017-01-11 11:40:50 AM  
5 votes:
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward;
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...and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards dinner!
2017-01-11 11:32:48 AM  
4 votes:
Chris Christie gonna come back with a damn sandwich.
2017-01-11 11:26:41 AM  
4 votes:
Considering his mass, momentum?
2017-01-11 11:26:33 AM  
4 votes:
New Jerseyans are just that stupid. After all, they live in New Jersey.

\ I keed, I keed
2017-01-11 11:23:17 AM  
4 votes:
I thought he died on a beach recently..
2017-01-11 09:01:09 AM  
4 votes:
Because there's no where to go but up?
2017-01-11 12:19:35 PM  
3 votes:

litespeed74: I don't know why but I'd love to see this dude running for his life as a pack of lions  hunt him down.  I'd record it then watch it in slow motion.


Oh, I'd love to see that.  But just for added fun, put a pork chop necklace on him before giving him a 10 second head start.

/NJ resident
2017-01-11 04:35:03 PM  
2 votes:
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2017-01-11 11:44:46 AM  
2 votes:

ChipNASA: [pbs.twimg.com image 494x636]
Camel, Moose, Elk,


Where is the other one? You can't have Tweedledum without Tweedledee. It is like having a pepper shaker without a salt shaker.
2017-01-11 11:34:20 AM  
2 votes:
I'm 1/2 surprised that Lord Cheetos hasn't tapped him to be Director of Transportation or Secretary of Health or something.
2017-01-11 01:39:03 PM  
1 vote:
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He's done. You'd have to blind not to see that.
2017-01-11 01:23:10 PM  
1 vote:

SirEattonHogg: LowbrowDeluxe: SirEattonHogg: I kind of like the guy.  And fat guys are funny.

I mean who here isn't a big fan of Fatty Arbuckle?

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Is not a big fan.

Not true.  He was railroaded!!!!!


And judging by the reports of her previous bouts of veneral disease, so was she!

/Play me off, Sammy.
2017-01-11 01:01:59 PM  
1 vote:
Hey fellas...

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2017-01-11 12:52:51 PM  
1 vote:
I think Chris Christie is awesome.

If all you do is look at him and only process 'BridgeGate' I can see why you would not like the guy.

Listen to the guy speak.  Very measured, intelligent, articulate, nuanced.  Humorous at times.  Yes, he is tough but has empathy too. Appropriately bipartisan in that he has core principles but does not obstruct government like McConnell and Reid when they do not get their ways.

He was my favorite in the pack of 17 Republican candidates.

I for one welcome this Garden State overlord.
2017-01-11 12:30:57 PM  
1 vote:

Snarfangel: My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward;
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...and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards dinner!


We crose! You go. Now.
2017-01-11 12:24:23 PM  
1 vote:

idrow: litespeed74: I don't know why but I'd love to see this dude running for his life as a pack of lions  hunt him down.  I'd record it then watch it in slow motion.

Oh, I'd love to see that.  But just for added fun, put a pork chop necklace on him before giving him a 10 second head start.

/NJ resident


LOL.
I'm sure 'porkchop necklace' is something I don't want to gis.
2017-01-11 11:59:01 AM  
1 vote:
I don't know why but I'd love to see this dude running for his life as a pack of lions  hunt him down.  I'd record it then watch it in slow motion.
2017-01-11 11:50:54 AM  
1 vote:

RminusQ: Because it's impossible for a Republican to fail downward.


Well... when you're governing from the abyss, there's always gonna be that floor.
2017-01-11 11:41:16 AM  
1 vote:
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Camel, Moose, Elk,
2017-01-11 11:40:17 AM  
1 vote:
If Donald Trump can make a come back, who could fail?

The Emperor Nero? Napoleon? H.H. Holmes?
2017-01-11 11:33:01 AM  
1 vote:

Pentaxian: Dead cat bounce?


We're talking Chris Christie here. More like a dead cat thud.
2017-01-11 10:52:49 AM  
1 vote:
Before he comes back, he needs to go the fark away first.
2017-01-11 09:25:53 AM  
1 vote:
Dead cat bounce?
 
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