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(FOX6Now)   Man accused of pulling gun on woman, attempting to sexually assault her after she turned down grilled cheese. Rare grilled cheese gunplay trifecta in play   (fox6now.com ) divider line
    More: Scary, Human sexual behavior, Sexual intercourse, Hastings, Justin Hastings, Grand jury, 19-year-old Brookfield man, Police, Waukesha County, Wisconsin  
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2017-01-11 07:49:04 AM  
So when is it okay to have a grilled cheese?

I'm scared and confused
 
2017-01-11 08:15:54 AM  

McFifenstein: So when is it okay to have a grilled cheese?

I'm scared and confused


anytime
as long as it only has cheese in it.
add anything else, and it becomes a "melt"

We have armed guards to ensure this rule is enforced around here.
 
2017-01-11 08:46:18 AM  
Another Responsible Firearm Owner™.
 
2017-01-11 09:08:32 AM  
Hey, that thing was made with premium Chevre and Muenster and had capers on it.  You don't turn down such a sandwich and not expect the person who made it to be pissed off!
 
2017-01-11 09:09:50 AM  

UberDave: Hey, that thing was made with premium Chevre and Muenster and had capers on it.  You don't turn down such a sandwich and not expect the person who made it to be pissed off!


No Gruyere?

/pulls gun
 
2017-01-11 09:19:56 AM  
Grilled cheese -- yet another sexual position I've never heard of.

Seriously, I think some of this stuff is just made up....
 
2017-01-11 09:52:19 AM  
My eyes are on the sides of my face, Justin, quit staring at the bridge of my nose.
 
2017-01-11 09:52:40 AM  
I like my grilled cheese 'well done'.
 
2017-01-11 09:53:51 AM  
Grilled cheese sammiches are making motherfarkers crazy past two days.
 
2017-01-11 09:54:09 AM  
fixed grilled cheese and tomato soup for mrs.swimo the other night. oddly no gun play was involved. was that bad?
 
2017-01-11 09:54:30 AM  
grilledshane.com

What a gwiwwed cheese obsessed, gun toting maniac may wook wike.
 
2017-01-11 09:57:06 AM  
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EAT IT!
 
2017-01-11 09:57:14 AM  

The_Y2P_Problem: [grilledshane.com image 638x322]

What a gwiwwed cheese obsessed, gun toting maniac may wook wike.


Deserves a video embed:

 
2017-01-11 09:57:31 AM  
 
2017-01-11 09:58:02 AM  
There was a sandwich toaster in our house when we moved in but we threw it out. Also no guns.

Coincidence? I think not.
 
2017-01-11 09:58:11 AM  
"Hastings said the woman began to laugh and egged him on, telling him to "pull it," the complaint says."

Only women can say this. *Never* tempt a woman to shoot you. Say "you don't have the guts " at your own peril. You *will* get shot.
 
2017-01-11 09:59:14 AM  
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2017-01-11 10:01:25 AM  
What kind of monster turns down grilled cheese?
 
2017-01-11 10:01:54 AM  
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Grilled pimento cheese BLT. Orgasmic.
 
2017-01-11 10:03:30 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 500x333]

Grilled pimento cheese BLT. Orgasmic.


How did you get the pimentos out of the olives?
 
2017-01-11 10:03:54 AM  
Am I the only one scouring news sites from across the world desperately trying to complete the trifecta?

Pity I live in Australia, all our guns disappeared 20 years ago after a mass shooting, or I could attempt this myself. Best I can do is a water pistol filled with beer
 
2017-01-11 10:04:16 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 500x333]

Grilled pimento cheese BLT. Orgasmic.


Looks more vomitous to me (would still try it).
 
2017-01-11 10:05:20 AM  
I made some awesome grilled cheeses with ham last night.  So I'm getting a kick...

The only real problem was that I had to use American cheese.  We were out of Swiss.  Fortunately, no one pulled a gun over it.
 
2017-01-11 10:05:42 AM  

vudukungfu: McFifenstein: So when is it okay to have a grilled cheese?

I'm scared and confused

anytime
as long as it only has cheese in it.
add anything else, and it becomes a "melt"

We have armed guards to ensure this rule is enforced around here.


Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 500x333]

Grilled pimento cheese BLT. Orgasmic.


That's a melt, I think I am supposed to shoot you now but I am unsure of the rules.
 
2017-01-11 10:06:45 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 10:07:40 AM  
2 grilled cheese stories days apart...spooky!
 
2017-01-11 10:09:02 AM  

durbnpoisn: I made some awesome grilled cheeses with ham last night.  So I'm getting a kick...

The only real problem was that I had to use American cheese.  We were out of Swiss.  Fortunately, no one pulled a gun over it.


That is a shame. Ham and cheese is awesome.

Burn14Me: vudukungfu: McFifenstein: So when is it okay to have a grilled cheese?

I'm scared and confused

anytime
as long as it only has cheese in it.
add anything else, and it becomes a "melt"

We have armed guards to ensure this rule is enforced around here.

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 500x333]

Grilled pimento cheese BLT. Orgasmic.

That's a melt, I think I am supposed to shoot you now but I am unsure of the rules.


This is the point where we disarm you and shoot you with your own gun for getting hung up on arbitrary labels.

I know, the bylaws are a killer.
 
2017-01-11 10:09:08 AM  

RJReves: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 500x333]

Grilled pimento cheese BLT. Orgasmic.

How did you get the pimentos out of the olives?


img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 10:10:41 AM  

McFifenstein: So when is it okay to have a grilled cheese?

I'm scared and confused


img.fark.net

Be very afraid...
 
2017-01-11 10:10:59 AM  

Burn14Me: vudukungfu: McFifenstein: So when is it okay to have a grilled cheese?

I'm scared and confused

anytime
as long as it only has cheese in it.
add anything else, and it becomes a "melt"

We have armed guards to ensure this rule is enforced around here.

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 500x333]

Grilled pimento cheese BLT. Orgasmic.

That's a melt, I think I am supposed to shoot you now but I am unsure of the rules.


Before you pop a cap in my ass, give that sammich a try. I think you will change your mind. If not, at least let me eat it before you cap me.
 
2017-01-11 10:12:44 AM  

UberDave: Hey, that thing was made with premium Chevre and Muenster and had capers on it.


I had never before considered capers on a grilled cheese.

Is it good?
 
2017-01-11 10:13:58 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 500x333]

Grilled pimento cheese BLT. Orgasmic.


Doesn't the act of grilling it ruin the L?
 
2017-01-11 10:14:14 AM  
I have a theory.  A "Grilled Cheese" is a euphemism for some sort of interrogation sexual role play.  To "Grill somebody" is to question them strongly.  To "Cheese on someone" is to have a crush or a strong attraction.  Ergo, a Grilled Cheese could be a fetish specific slang for BDSM role play where you interrogate someone and they have to decide between answering questions and performing sex acts.

/Like a scary sex version of truth or dare.
 
2017-01-11 10:14:34 AM  
Remember that Jesus said "Blessed are the Cheesemakers."
 
2017-01-11 10:15:09 AM  

oyster_popsicles: McFifenstein: So when is it okay to have a grilled cheese?

I'm scared and confused

[img.fark.net image 640x544]

Be very afraid...


i.imgur.com
 
2017-01-11 10:15:12 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: The_Y2P_Problem: [grilledshane.com image 638x322]

What a gwiwwed cheese obsessed, gun toting maniac may wook wike.

Deserves a video embed:

[YouTube video]


You're lucky.  In the wrestling threads, that picture is followed by slash fiction done in Elmer Fudd's speaking style rather than an imbed.
 
2017-01-11 10:15:50 AM  

Burn14Me: That's a melt, I think I am supposed to shoot you now but I am unsure of the rules.


It is and yes you are.  But with a BB gun at close range.
 
2017-01-11 10:15:53 AM  
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2017-01-11 10:16:34 AM  

Bermuda59: Remember that Jesus said "Blessed are the Cheesemakers."


I'm bigger than cheeses.
 
2017-01-11 10:16:43 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/RllWJUvrxEY - 480x270]


I did that last Fall, I actually grilled sandwiches on the backyard grill and then were heavenly. Imagine a really toasty and smoky grilled cheese.
 
2017-01-11 10:17:44 AM  

vudukungfu: McFifenstein: So when is it okay to have a grilled cheese?

I'm scared and confused

anytime
as long as it only has cheese in it.
add anything else, and it becomes a "melt"


img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 10:19:40 AM  
Only a good guy with a grilled cheese can stop a bad guy with a grilled cheese.  This is not the time to talk about grilled cheese control.  "Grilled cheese-free zones" are a liberal joke and don't protect anyone.
 
2017-01-11 10:20:22 AM  
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2017-01-11 10:20:46 AM  

ChipNASA: oyster_popsicles: McFifenstein: So when is it okay to have a grilled cheese?

I'm scared and confused

[img.fark.net image 640x544]

Be very afraid...

[i.imgur.com image 706x600]


img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 10:20:47 AM  
FARK is descending into the Daily Mail, Mirror hole.
 
2017-01-11 10:21:35 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Only a good guy with a grilled cheese can stop a bad guy with a grilled cheese melt.  This is not the time to talk about grilled cheese control.  "Grilled cheese-free zones" are a liberal joke and don't protect anyone.


FTFY.  There's no such thing as a bad guy with a grilled cheese.
 
2017-01-11 10:23:10 AM  
This is a story out of Wisconsin.  Of course you get a gun pulled on you if you turn down cheese.
 
2017-01-11 10:23:33 AM  

This text is now purple: Eli WhiskeyDik: [img.fark.net image 500x333]

Grilled pimento cheese BLT. Orgasmic.

Doesn't the act of grilling it ruin the L?


The B, L and T go on the sammich after grilling. Grill it open faced, cheese side up.
 
2017-01-11 10:24:17 AM  

LeroyBourne: ChipNASA: oyster_popsicles: McFifenstein: So when is it okay to have a grilled cheese?

I'm scared and confused

[img.fark.net image 640x544]

Be very afraid...

[i.imgur.com image 706x600]

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img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 10:24:33 AM  
 
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