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(AlterNet)   Conservative scamp James O'Keefe caught with his hand in the honeypot   ( alternet.org) divider line
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2017-01-11 05:52:16 AM  
why is that asshole NOT in a jail cell...?
 
2017-01-11 06:09:55 AM  

Weaver95: why is that asshole NOT in a jail cell...?


looks like his accomplice might be headed that way.
 
2017-01-11 06:25:25 AM  
Is he going to look like he's 15 years old for the rest of his life?
 
2017-01-11 06:37:10 AM  

Alphax: Is he going to look like he's 15 years old for the rest of his life?


hey, be kind.  she hasn't finished her transition to being a woman yet.
 
2017-01-11 07:50:39 AM  
Getting caught with his hand in the honeypot was when his name showed up on Trumpee's payroll.
 
2017-01-11 08:20:36 AM  
I like the idea of busting him with undercover video - turnabout being fair play and all that.
 
2017-01-11 08:40:04 AM  

Weaver95: why is that asshole NOT in a jail cell...?


Because his folks have money, his friends have money, and the folks he works for have money. And essentially, he is like a tick with his head buried DEEP inside our political process at this point. He is paid to produce material that can be used as "evidence." He is a resource to produce material. Like the think tanks that produce papers to support an issue, be it on immigration, crime statistics, or foreign policy. He just has "risen" to be the go to guy for sleaze in media, because that's about the level he operates on. He's THAT kid. He was the one sticking worms up his nose, and letting them crawl out his mouth on the playground. He was the kid who brought dirty magazines for recess. He's the skinny dork that is DESPERATE to be liked, and he is that variety of mean spirited douche that years of privilege and STILL being on the outside can produce.

He is useful, and thus, he is protected. And by protection I mean, "we've got a lot of folks who will make the process of arresting this dick so tedious and expensive that it will tie up resources for years before it comes to trial, so you'd either best get him on something really good, or live with his dickishness."
 
2017-01-11 09:00:18 AM  

hubiestubert: Weaver95: why is that asshole NOT in a jail cell...?

Because his folks have money, his friends have money, and the folks he works for have money. And essentially, he is like a tick with his head buried DEEP inside our political process at this point. He is paid to produce material that can be used as "evidence." He is a resource to produce material. Like the think tanks that produce papers to support an issue, be it on immigration, crime statistics, or foreign policy. He just has "risen" to be the go to guy for sleaze in media, because that's about the level he operates on. He's THAT kid. He was the one sticking worms up his nose, and letting them crawl out his mouth on the playground. He was the kid who brought dirty magazines for recess. He's the skinny dork that is DESPERATE to be liked, and he is that variety of mean spirited douche that years of privilege and STILL being on the outside can produce.

He is useful, and thus, he is protected. And by protection I mean, "we've got a lot of folks who will make the process of arresting this dick so tedious and expensive that it will tie up resources for years before it comes to trial, so you'd either best get him on something really good, or live with his dickishness."


Someone release a big, poisonous, and most of all hungry snake into his house, and let's be done with it.
 
2017-01-11 09:03:14 AM  

Weaver95: why is that asshole NOT in a jail cell...?


O'Keefe, or the asshole who put that autoplay in TFA? Trying to drop a deuce here at work and the sound bounced off the tiles. On the plus side it covered the noise of broccoli farts.
 
2017-01-11 09:04:52 AM  

Lady J: hubiestubert: Weaver95: why is that asshole NOT in a jail cell...?

Because his folks have money, his friends have money, and the folks he works for have money. And essentially, he is like a tick with his head buried DEEP inside our political process at this point. He is paid to produce material that can be used as "evidence." He is a resource to produce material. Like the think tanks that produce papers to support an issue, be it on immigration, crime statistics, or foreign policy. He just has "risen" to be the go to guy for sleaze in media, because that's about the level he operates on. He's THAT kid. He was the one sticking worms up his nose, and letting them crawl out his mouth on the playground. He was the kid who brought dirty magazines for recess. He's the skinny dork that is DESPERATE to be liked, and he is that variety of mean spirited douche that years of privilege and STILL being on the outside can produce.

He is useful, and thus, he is protected. And by protection I mean, "we've got a lot of folks who will make the process of arresting this dick so tedious and expensive that it will tie up resources for years before it comes to trial, so you'd either best get him on something really good, or live with his dickishness."

Someone release a big, poisonous, and most of all hungry snake into his house, and let's be done with it.


Or get a hidden cam and follow him and Cosby around during Ladies night.
 
2017-01-11 09:05:14 AM  

Lady J: hubiestubert: Weaver95: why is that asshole NOT in a jail cell...?

Because his folks have money, his friends have money, and the folks he works for have money. And essentially, he is like a tick with his head buried DEEP inside our political process at this point. He is paid to produce material that can be used as "evidence." He is a resource to produce material. Like the think tanks that produce papers to support an issue, be it on immigration, crime statistics, or foreign policy. He just has "risen" to be the go to guy for sleaze in media, because that's about the level he operates on. He's THAT kid. He was the one sticking worms up his nose, and letting them crawl out his mouth on the playground. He was the kid who brought dirty magazines for recess. He's the skinny dork that is DESPERATE to be liked, and he is that variety of mean spirited douche that years of privilege and STILL being on the outside can produce.

He is useful, and thus, he is protected. And by protection I mean, "we've got a lot of folks who will make the process of arresting this dick so tedious and expensive that it will tie up resources for years before it comes to trial, so you'd either best get him on something really good, or live with his dickishness."

Someone release a big, poisonous, and most of all hungry snake into his house, and let's be done with it.


It wouldn't bite him. Professional courtesy.
 
2017-01-11 09:25:55 AM  

jso2897: Lady J:

Someone release a big, poisonous, and most of all hungry snake into his house, and let's be done with it.

It wouldn't bite him. Professional courtesy.


/thread over
 
2017-01-11 09:36:37 AM  
hubiestubert: He's THAT kid. He was the one sticking worms up his nose, and letting them crawl out his mouth on the playground.

What? That is some upper-level shiat. Is that kid part of the Jackass crew now?
 
2017-01-11 09:42:14 AM  

Alphax: Is he going to look like he's 15 years old for the rest of his life?


more to the point: why are most media pix of him with those stupid sunglasses?? every time there's a news article about him it should include MULTIPLE, CLEAR photos of his silly phiz.

people need to see and remember the face of pure dickishness.
 
2017-01-11 09:42:31 AM  
As much as I think O'Keefe is an asshole I'm not reading or believing anything from alternet.org.
 
2017-01-11 09:48:06 AM  

Russ1642: As much as I think O'Keefe is an asshole I'm not reading or believing anything from alternet.org.


Alternet may be biased (that is they publish primarily Yay! Progressive Boo! Conservative) but they are not inaccurate.
 
2017-01-11 09:50:18 AM  
Every time he comes up on Fark I'm reminded that I want to at some point when I can be bothered to put together an elimination tournament to allow people to vote on who has the most punchable face of them all. Start by taking nominations, pair them off at random then pit the winners against one another until only the winner remains. I expect some very difficult choices.

James O'Keefe or Tucker Carlson?
Martin Shkreli or Nigel Farage?
Milo Yiannopoulos or Piers Morgan?
Bill O'Reilly or that guy from his show who did that unfunny racist bit in New York's Chinatown?
Donald Trump or Ted Cruz?

It's not easy to make these choices.
 
2017-01-11 10:00:55 AM  

Russ1642: As much as I think O'Keefe is an asshole I'm not reading or believing anything from alternet.org.


You could cut out the middleman and watch the video where she solicits violence in exchange for money.
 
2017-01-11 10:01:00 AM  

thurstonxhowell: hubiestubert: He's THAT kid. He was the one sticking worms up his nose, and letting them crawl out his mouth on the playground.

What? That is some upper-level shiat. Is that kid part of the Jackass crew now?


Army brats, man. If you're going to impress us on the playground, you GOTS to bring your A game. None of this, "I've been in this town for years and I don't have to work too hard for friends" sh*t. Army brats know that they're only in town for a year or two, so if you're gonna make friends or at least find people to NOT want to beat you up just for being from base, you HIT the ground RUNNING.

I was the funny one. Well, that and like most Army brats, when someone swung on me for being the new kid, I tended to swing back, and hard, and coming from the short skinny kid, that generally impressed the bullies enough to say, "Maybe we'll leave this one alone, because I'd rather laugh at him, than get seen kicking the crap out of a little guy who's punching me in the junk."
 
2017-01-11 10:04:50 AM  

Weaver95: why is that asshole NOT in a jail cell...?


This.

/ he could be Bubba's special friend
 
2017-01-11 10:09:32 AM  

Lady J: Someone release a big, poisonous, and most of all hungry snake into his house, and let's be done with it.


No, no.  This is America, we don't do cartoony shiat like that.

Just shoot him multiple times in the street and throw a bag of skittles on him.  Bam, instant thug.
 
2017-01-11 10:22:05 AM  

IvanTheSilent: Lady J: Someone release a big, poisonous, and most of all hungry snake into his house, and let's be done with it.

No, no.  This is America, we don't do cartoony shiat like that.

Just shoot him multiple times in the street and throw a bag of skittles on him.  Bam, instant thug.


lol. that's your problem with my plan?
 
2017-01-11 10:22:37 AM  

dickfreckle: O'Keefe, or the asshole who put that autoplay in TFA? Trying to drop a deuce here at work and the sound bounced off the tiles. On the plus side it covered the noise of broccoli farts.


I don't know which is worse: Having to listen to the crap coming out of James O'Keefe's little festering maggoty mouth, or sticking my nose up against an asshole full of broccoli farts and inhaling deeply.
 
2017-01-11 10:25:43 AM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: Weaver95: why is that asshole NOT in a jail cell...?

This.

/ he could be Bubba's special friend


Yeah. Speaking of, when was O'Keefe downgraded to conservative "scamp"? He was "gunsel"-level at one time.
 
2017-01-11 10:27:08 AM  
Again?
 
2017-01-11 10:35:00 AM  
This guy has replaced Fred Phelps as the one man in America who should be oppressed by laws written specifically to take away his rights.  Personally and individually.
 
2017-01-11 11:01:59 AM  
Will no one rid us of this troublesome pest?

God I hope she gets charged and prosecuted. Unfortunately with Trump seizing control of the Justice Dept it's not likely a US Attorney he would appoint would follow through.
 
2017-01-11 11:31:43 AM  
And still any Trumper will tell you with complete confidence the DNC/Soros/Hillary paid protestors to cause trouble at all Trump events.
 
2017-01-11 12:47:02 PM  

hubiestubert: Weaver95: why is that asshole NOT in a jail cell...?

Because his folks have money, his friends have money, and the folks he works for have money. And essentially, he is like a tick with his head buried DEEP inside our political process at this point. He is paid to produce material that can be used as "evidence." He is a resource to produce material. Like the think tanks that produce papers to support an issue, be it on immigration, crime statistics, or foreign policy. He just has "risen" to be the go to guy for sleaze in media, because that's about the level he operates on. He's THAT kid. He was the one sticking worms up his nose, and letting them crawl out his mouth on the playground. He was the kid who brought dirty magazines for recess. He's the skinny dork that is DESPERATE to be liked, and he is that variety of mean spirited douche that years of privilege and STILL being on the outside can produce.

He is useful, and thus, he is protected. And by protection I mean, "we've got a lot of folks who will make the process of arresting this dick so tedious and expensive that it will tie up resources for years before it comes to trial, so you'd either best get him on something really good, or live with his dickishness."


Ratfarkers are always valuable.  The DNC has never been as effective at recruiting them.

Since most of them seem like overgrown BMOCs, I blame fraternities for it.
 
2017-01-11 01:09:37 PM  
Offer to pay $500k to shut down a bridge to disrupt inauguration.. isn't that actionable?
 
2017-01-11 01:14:21 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Every time he comes up on Fark I'm reminded that I want to at some point when I can be bothered to put together an elimination tournament to allow people to vote on who has the most punchable face of them all. Start by taking nominations, pair them off at random then pit the winners against one another until only the winner remains. I expect some very difficult choices.

James O'Keefe or Tucker Carlson?
Martin Shkreli or Nigel Farage?
Milo Yiannopoulos or Piers Morgan?
Bill O'Reilly or that guy from his show who did that unfunny racist bit in New York's Chinatown?
Donald Trump or Ted Cruz?

It's not easy to make these choices.


Lock them all in a log cabin and set it on fire.
 
2017-01-11 02:06:51 PM  

tnpir: Gordon Bennett: Every time he comes up on Fark I'm reminded that I want to at some point when I can be bothered to put together an elimination tournament to allow people to vote on who has the most punchable face of them all. Start by taking nominations, pair them off at random then pit the winners against one another until only the winner remains. I expect some very difficult choices.

James O'Keefe or Tucker Carlson?
Martin Shkreli or Nigel Farage?
Milo Yiannopoulos or Piers Morgan?
Bill O'Reilly or that guy from his show who did that unfunny racist bit in New York's Chinatown?
Donald Trump or Ted Cruz?

It's not easy to make these choices.

Lock them all in a log cabin and set it on fire.


Now, what did the log cabin do to you?  ;-)
 
2017-01-11 03:06:57 PM  

Weaver95: why is that asshole NOT in a jail cell...?


Because Ol' Condom Jar has powerful friends.
 
2017-01-11 03:07:35 PM  

Nachosmo: Offer to pay $500k to shut down a bridge to disrupt inauguration.. isn't that actionable?


Yes. Solicitation is illegal.
 
2017-01-11 03:29:49 PM  

Alphax: tnpir: Gordon Bennett: Every time he comes up on Fark I'm reminded that I want to at some point when I can be bothered to put together an elimination tournament to allow people to vote on who has the most punchable face of them all. Start by taking nominations, pair them off at random then pit the winners against one another until only the winner remains. I expect some very difficult choices.

James O'Keefe or Tucker Carlson?
Martin Shkreli or Nigel Farage?
Milo Yiannopoulos or Piers Morgan?
Bill O'Reilly or that guy from his show who did that unfunny racist bit in New York's Chinatown?
Donald Trump or Ted Cruz?

It's not easy to make these choices.

Lock them all in a log cabin and set it on fire.

Now, what did the log cabin do to you?  ;-)

It's an easy choice for me. O'Keefe Trumps them all. More than any other individual person. O'Keefe is the reason the Democrats lost so badly in the 2010 midterms due to his fraudulent ACORN sting which crippled ACORN's voter registration and get-out-the-vote drives among the less privileged (who, yes, tend to vote Democratic), setting the stage for the dire danger the Constitution itself is in (with the GOP needing only one more state legislature to unilaterally initiate a Constitutional Convention under Article V).

The Constitution survived everything from multiple assassinated Presidents, two impeachments and a resignation-to-avoid-impeachment, panics and recessions and depressions, two world wars, and a Civil War over slavery, but it may not survive one punk kid with the ultimate Backpfiefengesicht in a ludicrous pimp suit.
img.fark.net
Seriously. Show me a better Backpfiefengesicht than that. Even Pharma Bro and Ted Cruz combined don't hold a candle to that.
 
2017-01-11 06:32:33 PM  

hubiestubert: . He's the skinny dork that is DESPERATE to be liked, and he is that variety of mean spirited douche that years of privilege and STILL being on the outside can produce.


where have i heard that before? oh yeah:

img.fark.net

i guess we are lucky o'keefe chose politics or got laid or whatever because it could have ended much worse.

/that is elliot rodger for those that don't get the reference
 
2017-01-12 06:13:26 AM  

Lady J: Someone release a big, poisonous, and most of all hungry snake into his house, and let's be done with it.


You don't know the difference between poisonous and venomous, do you.
 
2017-01-12 06:24:15 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Lady J: Someone release a big, poisonous, and most of all hungry snake into his house, and let's be done with it.

You don't know the difference between poisonous and venomous, do you.


yes, it just isn't stored near enough to the bit of my brain that I use all the time to occur to me while I was typing that post

thanks for keeping me honest though!

/eyeroll
 
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