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(Reuters)   Look at this face? Would I lie to you? It is the face of an honest man. Da, comrade? Da   ( reuters.com) divider line
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2017-01-11 05:41:40 AM  
So it absolutely has a dossier on Trump with compromising info. Wonderful...
 
2017-01-11 06:19:49 AM  
The Daily Show just leaked an exclusive photo of Trump immediately following a personal meeting with Putin.

img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 06:25:06 AM  
A guilty person defends themself

A innocent person gets all pissy and demands to whoop someones ass

This is what I have learned after watching a buncha The First 48.
 
2017-01-11 06:25:43 AM  

cman: A guilty person defends themself

A innocent person gets all pissy and demands to whoop someones ass

This is what I have learned after watching a buncha The First 48.


Note: this does not apply to Donald Trump, a conman who figured this shiat out a long time ago
 
2017-01-11 06:43:31 AM  
"Inter alia, Source E, acknowledged that the Russian regime had been behind the recent leak of embarrassing e-mail messages, emanating from the Democratic National Committee (DNC), to the WikiLeaks platform. The reason for using WikiLeaks was "plausible deniability? and the operation had been conducted with the full knowledge and support of TRUMP and senior members of his campaign team. In return the TRUMP team had agreed to sideline Russian intervention in Ukraine as a campaign issue and to raise defence commitments in the Baltics and Eastern Europe to deflect attention away from Ukraine, 3 priority for PUTIN who needed to cauterise the subject."
 
2017-01-11 07:48:33 AM  
FTA; Kremlin says it has no compromising dossier on Trump

That's laughable - this particular dossier may not be real, but I'd bet good money that the CIA/FSB/MI-6/BND/etc all have compromise dossiers on every major leader or potential leader, from Donald Trump to Fred Rogers.  I'd feel my tax dollars were being misspent if my nation's agencies didn't do this.
 
2017-01-11 08:18:57 AM  

rwhamann: FTA; Kremlin says it has no compromising dossier on Trump

That's laughable - this particular dossier may not be real, but I'd bet good money that the CIA/FSB/MI-6/BND/etc all have compromise dossiers on every major leader or potential leader, from Donald Trump to Fred Rogers.  I'd feel my tax dollars were being misspent if my nation's agencies didn't do this.


I'm sure they have dirt on Donald. My question is

Is it Foreign Corrupt Practices Act (FCPA) related, and if so will the Republicans do anything about it.

I'm guessing yes to the first part and no to the 2nd part...
 
2017-01-11 08:24:44 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2017-01-11 08:27:40 AM  
How about Trumpelstiltskin's loans from the oligarchs????
 
2017-01-11 08:28:45 AM  
How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?
 
2017-01-11 08:30:04 AM  
For accurate accent impression of great Russian, my friend, is imperative not to include article such as "the." Is also important for not include dummy "it" in sentence like this. You see, da? Sound much more like Russian. Accent strong like bull.
 
2017-01-11 08:31:06 AM  

digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?


January 20th, third paragraph.
 
2017-01-11 08:32:57 AM  

digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?


Today, actually

img.fark.net
 
2017-01-11 08:34:47 AM  
And they've already assured us they haven't interfered with our elections. What else do you Sheeple Libs want? Stop being unfair to Great Leader.
 
2017-01-11 08:35:49 AM  

Epoch_Zero: digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?

Today, actually

[img.fark.net image 509x214]


So his approach is to attack the intelligence agencies again.  Good strategy there, comrade.
 
2017-01-11 08:36:21 AM  

Epoch_Zero: digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?

Today, actually

[img.fark.net image 509x214]


"One last shot"? That's rather ominous. Is he saying that after he's inaugurated, there won't be any more criticism of him or his administration?
 
2017-01-11 08:38:32 AM  
Interesting that both Trump and Peskov used the exact same term "political witch hunt," to describe the situation. Are they just really into plagiarism, or is it a tooooootal coincidence and attempt at consistent messaging?
 
2017-01-11 08:39:53 AM  

jso2897: Epoch_Zero: digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?

Today, actually

[img.fark.net image 509x214]

"One last shot"? That's rather ominous. Is he saying that after he's inaugurated, there won't be any more criticism of him or his administration?


Or, he won't be around to take any more shots at

/oh please oh please
//awaiting the knock at my door
 
2017-01-11 08:40:23 AM  

jso2897: "One last shot"? That's rather ominous. Is he saying that after he's inaugurated, there won't be any more criticism of him or his administration?


Correct. His repeal of the First Amendment will be swift and severe.

At best we will have to argue over each and every news item to determine what is real and what is fake news. At worst, he will gut the CIA and our other intelligence communities to punish them for their disloyalty to him and reward the FBI for supporting him.
 
2017-01-11 08:40:45 AM  

Close2TheEdge: Epoch_Zero: digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?

Today, actually

[img.fark.net image 509x214]

So his approach is to attack the intelligence agencies again.  Good strategy there, comrade.


And to blindly believe the press releases from the Russian government. It is flat out insane.
 
2017-01-11 08:44:38 AM  

digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/819164172781060096
About an hour ago
 
2017-01-11 08:45:23 AM  

Epoch_Zero: digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?

Today, actually

[img.fark.net image 509x214]


He didn't mention cleansing... yet.  So far he's just asking questions. Quizzing us, you might say. He's the Quisler.
 
2017-01-11 08:49:32 AM  

Dictatorial_Flair: Interesting that both Trump and Peskov used the exact same term "political witch hunt," to describe the situation. Are they just really into plagiarism, or is it a tooooootal coincidence and attempt at consistent messaging?


Yes. Trump, his staff, his third wife and his cabinet picks are all very much into plagiarism. It is one of their more benign qualities.
 
2017-01-11 08:50:09 AM  

Epoch_Zero: digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?

Today, actually

[img.fark.net image 509x214]


One last shot. Because after he is President the media can no longer take shots at him?
 
2017-01-11 08:50:33 AM  
Oh well if the KREMLIN says so we HAVE to believe it.

If you believe what the Kremlin has to say, you probably think 4chan invented the Trump dossier, believe in Ancient Aliens, Piltdown man, Trickle down economics and fluoridation is bad. Put on your magic disease preventing copper bracelets biatches, because it's going to be a rough ride.
 
2017-01-11 09:08:27 AM  
Russians don't take a dump without a dossier, son.
 
2017-01-11 09:09:54 AM  
Totally fake newsimg.wennermedia.com
 
2017-01-11 09:12:53 AM  

Gordon Bennett: The Daily Show just leaked an exclusive photo of Trump immediately following a personal meeting with Putin.

[img.fark.net image 640x358]


I'm sorry. Shouldn't that be a Dirty Sanchez?
Just asking Questions

Maybe someone can correct that
 
2017-01-11 09:13:57 AM  
That's the thing about a creating an environment laden with "absolute nonsense" and misinformation.  Everyone gets caught up in the madness.  Everyone, товарищ.  Denying the dossier does nothing but increase suspicion now.  С новым годом.
 
2017-01-11 09:36:17 AM  
I volunteer to personally inspect all materials gathered by Russian operatives about Ivanka Trump.  Especially the videos.  The video of that one time Ivanka visited Catherine the Great's old stable would be nice.
 
2017-01-11 09:42:15 AM  

LarryDan43: Epoch_Zero: digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?

Today, actually

[img.fark.net image 509x214]

One last shot. Because after he is President the media can no longer take shots at him?


I'm assuming he thinks that once he's in charge, the intelligence agencies answer to him and he won't have to worry about this nonsense since he can tell them to just stop investigating it.

Of course one of the things that eventually led to Nixon's downfall was an FBI agent who worked with journalists against Nixon but Teump is smarter than Nixon so it's ok.
 
2017-01-11 10:01:42 AM  
Curious how synched up trump and Kremlin officials are in their terminology when news is breaking.
 
2017-01-11 10:07:58 AM  

Epoch_Zero: jso2897: Epoch_Zero: digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?

Today, actually

[img.fark.net image 509x214]

"One last shot"? That's rather ominous. Is he saying that after he's inaugurated, there won't be any more criticism of him or his administration?

Or, he won't be around to take any more shots at

/oh please oh please
//awaiting the knock at my door


I interpreted it to mean that he's going to fire EVERYBODY at the CIA, FBI, NSA, etc who he perceives as disloyal.
 
2017-01-11 10:09:12 AM  

Thenixon: Curious how synched up trump and Kremlin officials are in their terminology when news is breaking.


If by curious, you mean terrifyingly disconcerting, yes.
 
2017-01-11 10:14:23 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Thenixon: Curious how synched up trump and Kremlin officials are in their terminology when news is breaking.

If by curious, you mean terrifyingly disconcerting, yes.


OK maybe but booga booga emails!!

Bet that spooked ya!
 
2017-01-11 10:34:04 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Totally fake news[img.wennermedia.com image 850x446]


But hurf blurf hurf he has NO TIES TO RUSSIA (but won't show tax returns to prove that)!
 
2017-01-11 10:40:56 AM  

Thenixon: demaL-demaL-yeH: Thenixon: Curious how synched up trump and Kremlin officials are in their terminology when news is breaking.

If by curious, you mean terrifyingly disconcerting, yes.

OK maybe but booga booga emails!!

Bet that spooked ya!


No, it didn't. It irritates the hell out of me.
The fact that it is plausible to conclude from available evidence that the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation collaborated with the KGB apparatchik in charge of the Kremlin to elect Trump is what has been giving me nightmares.

/Welcome to my nightmare.
 
2017-01-11 10:42:44 AM  

Parthenogenetic: Epoch_Zero: jso2897: Epoch_Zero: digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?

Today, actually

[img.fark.net image 509x214]

"One last shot"? That's rather ominous. Is he saying that after he's inaugurated, there won't be any more criticism of him or his administration?

Or, he won't be around to take any more shots at

/oh please oh please
//awaiting the knock at my door

I interpreted it to mean that he's going to fire EVERYBODY at the CIA, FBI, NSA, etc who he perceives as disloyal.


I like mine better.
 
2017-01-11 12:20:18 PM  

Epoch_Zero: digistil: How long until Trump says the US is just like Nazi Germany, and must be cleansed?

Today, actually

[img.fark.net image 509x214]


Holy shiat!  I LOL'd until saw this was a legit tweet.
 
2017-01-11 12:53:35 PM  

boxbot2000: And they've already assured us they haven't interfered with our elections. What else do you Sheeple Libs want? Stop being unfair to Great Leader.


Lol.

At this point, my standards for Trump are so low here's all I can hope for now:

He will have a majority of the sentences in his Inaugural Address be grammatically correct and constitute complete thoughts.

Not all the sentences.  Just most.  And I am not demanding coherence.  Just not like one long Tweet.
 
2017-01-12 02:33:22 PM  
"You know what they say about this type of operation..."
thenewinquiry.com
 
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