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(Brand Eating)   7-Eleven announces breakfast pizza, meant to accompany your morning coffee or Big Gulp. $1.29 per slice, or a whole $5.55 breakfast pizza to share with your coworkers   (brandeating.com ) divider line
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6 days ago  
I can guarantee you NO ONE is going to be eating this for breakfast.
 
6 days ago  

fusillade762: I can guarantee you NO ONE is going to be eating this for breakfast.


I live in the heart of Wawa (South Jersey across the bridge from Philly) land and don't know how these stores even still exist..  7-11 was all the rage when I was a kid, but at 39 I just see them as bacteria infested shiatholes that survive on scratch off lottery tickets
 
6 days ago  
I was viewing this on my iPhone and went to swipe away the window or whatever, but actually clicked on commenter Jaime Erickson's profile, which apparently took me to Jaime Erickson's "disqus" feed or thread or whatever, and now I feel so depressed.
 
6 days ago  
Oh, that's just nasty.
 
6 days ago  
This is where I get in trouble, because there's a tiny voice inside me that tells me this could be awesome and yet my brain knows it will end up tasting like a sanitation worker's shoe sole and will likely leave me feeling like I ate a phosphorous grenade.
 
6 days ago  
My butter and coconut oil blended coffee sounds pretty good in comparison.
 
6 days ago  
QuikTrip has had breakfast for a while now and it's not too shabby.
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6 days ago  

fusillade762: I can guarantee you NO ONE is going to be eating this for breakfast.


I wouldn't be so sure about that.
 
6 days ago  

Smoked: fusillade762: I can guarantee you NO ONE is going to be eating this for breakfast.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.


Indeed. Some of us actually *like* the taste of janitorial footwear.
 
6 days ago  
It ain't Scottish if it isn't baked beans, mushrooms, ham, potato cakes, black pudding, link sausages,, roasted tomatoes,
 
6 days ago  

2xhelix: QuikTrip has had breakfast for a while now and it's not too shabby.
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Pretty much what I came in here to post although the 7-11 version uses gravy instead of cheese, which sounds pretty disgusting. Also I would trust something prepared at any QT way before anything at a typical 7-11.

/Prefer the jalapeno sausage roll over the breakfast pizza
 
6 days ago  
The Sunoco gas station/convenience store on Hillcrest Dr just outside of Cumberland has had a sausage gravy/bacon/egg breakfast pizza for years. When you're hauling a dead person to Baltimore at 0430, it hits the spot!
 
6 days ago  
The Southland Corporation, the parent corporation of 7/11, needs to be burned to the ground. With everybody still inside.
 
6 days ago  
A flaky biscuit crust pizza sounds pretty good to me. Gravy and sausage on top sounds good too.
Not from 7-11, but I will try to make this at home sometime.

I worked at a 7-11 when I was 18, for about 3 months. It was a boring job. The hot dogs were good when you make them fresh.
 
6 days ago  

fusillade762: I can guarantee you NO ONE is going to be eating this for breakfast.


I do not live close to you, but I have to disagree,
 
6 days ago  

ZMugg: The Sunoco gas station/convenience store on Hillcrest Dr just outside of Cumberland has had a sausage gravy/bacon/egg breakfast pizza for years. When you're hauling a dead person to Baltimore at 0430, it hits the spot!


Long way to go for an autopsy.
 
6 days ago  

Smoked: fusillade762: I can guarantee you NO ONE is going to be eating this for breakfast.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.


I'm not saying no one will eat it, just not for breakfast. More like a 3am case of the munchies meal.
 
6 days ago  

fusillade762: Smoked: fusillade762: I can guarantee you NO ONE is going to be eating this for breakfast.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

I'm not saying no one will eat it, just not for breakfast. More like a 3am case of the munchies meal.


As long as they sell, and they do sell a lot of their fast food offerings. Pull into a 7-11 and there's usually a couple parking spots occupied by ppl chowing down on that crap.
 
6 days ago  

timujin: This is where I get in trouble, because there's a tiny voice inside me that tells me this could be awesome and yet my brain knows it will end up tasting like a sanitation worker's shoe sole and will likely leave me feeling like I ate a phosphorous grenade.


No you see, this is why these foods are so goodbad, because they are awesome, and taste great, but what your brain is telling you is that it IS a sanitation workers shoe sole, and will leave you with e coli or something... but damnit it tastes good.
 
6 days ago  

Smoked: ZMugg: The Sunoco gas station/convenience store on Hillcrest Dr just outside of Cumberland has had a sausage gravy/bacon/egg breakfast pizza for years. When you're hauling a dead person to Baltimore at 0430, it hits the spot!

Long way to go for an autopsy.


It's the only ME office in the state. For some reason, Delaware has two.
 
6 days ago  

styckx: fusillade762: I can guarantee you NO ONE is going to be eating this for breakfast.

I live in the heart of Wawa (South Jersey across the bridge from Philly) land and don't know how these stores even still exist..  7-11 was all the rage when I was a kid, but at 39 I just see them as bacteria infested shiatholes that survive on scratch off lottery tickets


Grew up in SE PA, now I am down in Annapolis. Tons of 7-11s down here and they're much cleaner than up there. We still have Wawa's but 7-11 isn't too bad and the 5.55 regular pizza isn't bad. Their stuff isn't too bad when your in the mood for something horrible for your body.
 
6 days ago  

ZMugg: Smoked: ZMugg: The Sunoco gas station/convenience store on Hillcrest Dr just outside of Cumberland has had a sausage gravy/bacon/egg breakfast pizza for years. When you're hauling a dead person to Baltimore at 0430, it hits the spot!

Long way to go for an autopsy.

It's the only ME office in the state. For some reason, Delaware has two.


Yeah, I know. Well at least you don't get many complaints.
 
6 days ago  

blackartemis: styckx: fusillade762: I can guarantee you NO ONE is going to be eating this for breakfast.

I live in the heart of Wawa (South Jersey across the bridge from Philly) land and don't know how these stores even still exist..  7-11 was all the rage when I was a kid, but at 39 I just see them as bacteria infested shiatholes that survive on scratch off lottery tickets

Grew up in SE PA, now I am down in Annapolis. Tons of 7-11s down here and they're much cleaner than up there. We still have Wawa's but 7-11 isn't too bad and the 5.55 regular pizza isn't bad. Their stuff isn't too bad when your in the mood for something horrible for your body.


No Wawas in Ellicott City but I wish they'd open one.
 
6 days ago  

Smoked: ZMugg: Smoked: ZMugg: The Sunoco gas station/convenience store on Hillcrest Dr just outside of Cumberland has had a sausage gravy/bacon/egg breakfast pizza for years. When you're hauling a dead person to Baltimore at 0430, it hits the spot!

Long way to go for an autopsy.

It's the only ME office in the state. For some reason, Delaware has two.

Yeah, I know. Well at least you don't get many complaints.


True. On the bright side, when the zombie apocalypse begins I'll be the first to know. ;^)
 
6 days ago  

Smoked: fusillade762: Smoked: fusillade762: I can guarantee you NO ONE is going to be eating this for breakfast.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

I'm not saying no one will eat it, just not for breakfast. More like a 3am case of the munchies meal.

As long as they sell, and they do sell a lot of their fast food offerings. Pull into a 7-11 and there's usually a couple parking spots occupied by ppl chowing down on that crap.


Oh I know. I don't think I ever ate one of their chili cheese hot dogs unless I was wasted and playing Rampage.
 
6 days ago  
The wife bakes something like this on occasion. Grands biscuit bottom layer with eggs, ham onions green peppers bacon sausage gravy and cheese on top. It is farming delicious.
 
6 days ago  
Farking delicious too.
 
6 days ago  

fusillade762: Smoked: fusillade762: Smoked: fusillade762: I can guarantee you NO ONE is going to be eating this for breakfast.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

I'm not saying no one will eat it, just not for breakfast. More like a 3am case of the munchies meal.

As long as they sell, and they do sell a lot of their fast food offerings. Pull into a 7-11 and there's usually a couple parking spots occupied by ppl chowing down on that crap.

Oh I know. I don't think I ever ate one of their chili cheese hot dogs unless I was wasted and playing Rampage.


They are quick and easy chili cheese dogs. Can't deny that I've had a few.
 
6 days ago  

2xhelix: QuikTrip has had breakfast for a while now and it's not too shabby.
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Lol... the cup.  QT "kitchens".   Okay.
 
6 days ago  

berylman: It ain't Scottish if it isn't baked beans, mushrooms, ham, potato cakes, black pudding, link sausages,, roasted tomatoes,


www.nbc.com
If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP
 
6 days ago  
Local grocery store that got bought out a few years ago (Ukrops) had breakfast pizza. shiat was delicious.
 
6 days ago  
I don't know about this breakfast pizza thing, but I will say 7-11's regular pepperoni pizza surprised me.

I was expecting Mama Celeste-level of mediocrity when I got a free slice of pizza coupon; it was good enough when hot to recommend in a pinch (bar closing time, nothing else around, strapped for cash).

/still full from the deep dish pizza I had Monday night; that stuff tastes great but digestion takes forever
 
6 days ago  
Breakfast pizza sounds intriguing. Not one from 7-11 but the idea sounds good.
 
6 days ago  
LOL, "share."
 
6 days ago  

ZMugg: Smoked: ZMugg: The Sunoco gas station/convenience store on Hillcrest Dr just outside of Cumberland has had a sausage gravy/bacon/egg breakfast pizza for years. When you're hauling a dead person to Baltimore at 0430, it hits the spot!

Long way to go for an autopsy.

It's the only ME office in the state. For some reason, Delaware has two.


I'm guessing Wilmington.
 
6 days ago  
Gas.
Station.
Pizza.

Welcome to Trump's America.
 
6 days ago  

2xhelix: QuikTrip has had breakfast for a while now and it's not too shabby.
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You farkers that live in MO, KS, northeast OK, etc. al, Casey's country stores. That is all.
 
6 days ago  
I grew up in NJ.  We did not have a thing called breakfast pizza.  Now I live in western NY.  I have breakfast pizza (from actual pizza places) almost once a week.  I do not know how I survived all those years without that deliciousness in my life.

That said, I still would not buy one from 7-11.
 
6 days ago  

Nick Nostril: Gas.
Station.
Pizza.

Welcome to Trump's America.


Trump been president for over 20 years?
 
6 days ago  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I was viewing this on my iPhone and went to swipe away the window or whatever, but actually clicked on commenter Jaime Erickson's profile, which apparently took me to Jaime Erickson's "disqus" feed or thread or whatever, and now I feel so depressed.


I guarantee she gives directions using fast food places.  "Go past the 2nd McDonalds, turn right at the Arby's, and it'll be across the street from Taco Bell next to Krispy Kreme".
 
6 days ago  
just make a coffee slurpee and it'll be cool 7-11.
 
6 days ago  

RottNDude: 2xhelix: QuikTrip has had breakfast for a while now and it's not too shabby.
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Lol... the cup.  QT "kitchens".   Okay.


Not sure what's wrong with that? All QTs have what basically mounts to a fast food restaurant built into them that do made to order meals.
 
6 days ago  

jimmyjackfunk: 2xhelix: QuikTrip has had breakfast for a while now and it's not too shabby.
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You farkers that live in MO, KS, northeast OK, etc. al, Casey's country stores. That is all.


Last time I was back in Nebraska, the local Casey's was giving away free samples of a breakfast pizza that  sounds a lot like this one.  It was D lishus.
 
6 days ago  

Nick Nostril: Gas.
Station.
Pizza.

Welcome to Trump's America.


Of course!
Well, for YOU that is.

For THEM, they get the pizza with real gold flakes on it.
 
6 days ago  

01SSJay: Local grocery store that got bought out a few years ago (Ukrops) had breakfast pizza. shiat was delicious.


Martin's still has Ukrop's breakfast pizza.  It seems like management at my job is getting it for us every other week.
 
6 days ago  
The 7-11 by me is always adding new food items, including this pizza.  I can't bring myself to try it...

But I commend them for trying new things.  They may never be able to compete with Wawa or QuickCheck in terms of sammiches.  But at least they're trying something...
 
6 days ago  
There is an all purpose party store across the street from one of the metro parks in my old stomping grounds.  Their breakfast pizza is worth the indigestion even if you aren't faded.  They do more of a traditional crust, breakfast meats, cheese, eggs and a white sauce if I recall correctly.  Now that I don't smoke weed I can't see myself getting a 7-11 breakfast pizza.
 
6 days ago  
You people are so snobby, acting like you'd never eat a gas station breakfast pizza.
 
6 days ago  
While I would not buy a breakfast pizza from anywhere, I've made breakfast pizza for years. Scrambled eggs, sausage, cheese, gravy, hash browns (cubed not shredded).  Par cook everything, including the crust, spread crust generously with all fixins, bake.

Feeds a crowed easily, and is NOMNOMNOMalicious.
 
6 days ago  
or a crowd
 
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