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(Daily Mail)   What happens when you combine Walmart and Florida? Here's one of the many possibilities   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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6 days ago  
Drunk after five beers?
 
6 days ago  
You get the Daily Fail?
 
6 days ago  

fusillade762: Drunk after five beers?


She's a cheap date.
 
6 days ago  
A shootout where everyone involved is riding a mobility scooter?
 
6 days ago  

fusillade762: Drunk after five beers?


Maybe they were 20 oz. Wicked IPAs. You don't know, man.
 
6 days ago  
She belong in jail for touching someone testicles. There should be charge against her.
 
6 days ago  

fusillade762: Drunk after five beers?


You don't start drinking in Walmart sober.
 
6 days ago  
And suddenly my next wife appears
 
6 days ago  
She's really.....wait

......18.....

.......cute.
 
6 days ago  
Jacob Dylan?
 
6 days ago  
Walida
Flormart
 
6 days ago  
FTFA:  Conder allegedly grabbed one of the paramedics by the testicles as she was being evaluated.

Whoobuddy, she'd have gotten a helluva surprise if she'd done that to me.

/had it happen to me several times on the job
//the looks on their faces is pretty priceless
 
6 days ago  
The cop is a public servant.  The girl is part of the public.  Shouldn't she be able to touch his testicles since they're on the clock paid by tax payers' money?

Just kidding man.  Pretty good looking though.  Sounds too crazy to stick your dick in though.
 
6 days ago  

Mega Steve: A shootout where everyone involved is riding a mobility scooter?


It happened in The Villages, the median age is 66, and only 0.3% aged 18 to 24. I was kind of surprised at her age, too.

Of course, if I were 18 and stuck in The Villages, I'd probably take up drinking, too. Hell, I'm 55 and would drink heavily if I was stuck there, which may be where she learned it.

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, GRANDPA!
 
6 days ago  

Bigdogdaddy: The cop paramedic is a public servant.  The girl is part of the public.  Shouldn't she be able to touch his testicles since they're on the clock paid by tax payers' money?

Just kidding man.  Pretty good looking though.  Sounds too crazy to stick your dick in though.

 
6 days ago  

docpeteyJ: FTFA:  Conder allegedly grabbed one of the paramedics by the testicles as she was being evaluated.

Whoobuddy, she'd have gotten a helluva surprise if she'd done that to me.

/had it happen to me several times on the job
//the looks on their faces is pretty priceless


I hope your auto reply to that is a Joey "How you doin?"
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
6 days ago  
Trumpette?
/Grab them by the balls
 
6 days ago  

Boo_Guy: docpeteyJ: FTFA:  Conder allegedly grabbed one of the paramedics by the testicles as she was being evaluated.

Whoobuddy, she'd have gotten a helluva surprise if she'd done that to me.

/had it happen to me several times on the job
//the looks on their faces is pretty priceless

I hope your auto reply to that is a Joey "How you doin?"
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 340x170]


Heh.  I'll have to remember that.  Usually I'm as surprised as they are.  My usual response is something along the lines of "whoa there!"
 
6 days ago  

Bigdogdaddy: Bigdogdaddy: The cop paramedic is a public servant.  The girl is part of the public.  Shouldn't she be able to touch his testicles since they're on the clock paid by tax payers' money?

Just kidding man.  Pretty good looking though.  Sounds too crazy to stick your dick in though.


Crazy, but farkable crazy for sure. She'd have 5 beer (bottles) in her before the end of the first 'date'.
 
6 days ago  
Walmart Florida is an anagram of:
DIA Warm Fart LOL
 
6 days ago  
When I step into a Wal-Mart in California, I see the Wal-Martians and I pretend I'm in Florida then everything seems normal.
 
6 days ago  
"Petit theft" sounds so cute... like shoplifting a poodle
 
6 days ago  
The next new challenge will be how many brews can you down before security can taze you into submission?!
 
6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Bigdogdaddy: Bigdogdaddy: The cop paramedic is a public servant.  The girl is part of the public.  Shouldn't she be able to touch his testicles since they're on the clock paid by tax payers' money?

Just kidding man.  Pretty good looking though.  Sounds too crazy to stick your dick in though.

Crazy, but farkable crazy for sure. She'd have 5 beer (bottles) in her before the end of the first 'date'.


Sounds painful. At once?

/That's my fetish?
 
6 days ago  
At least she's reasonable attractive..That will help her case. Justice may be blind, but male judges
aren't..
 
5 days ago  
Conder allegedly grabbed one of the paramedics by the testicles as she was being evaluated.

So what?  She's acting Presidential.   Can we sign her up for a run in 2020?

//damn political correctness
 
5 days ago  

jso2897: fusillade762: Drunk after five beers?

Maybe they were 20 oz. Wicked IPAs. You don't know, man.


More likely 5 icehouse lite in the commemorative NHL can.
 
5 days ago  
What do you get?  Subby's mom?
 
5 days ago  
Surprised this was at the Villages.   This sounds like more of a Leesburg incident.
 
5 days ago  

Devolving_Spud: So what?  She's acting Presidential.   Can we sign her up for a run in 2020?


You have to be 35 years old.

/a blast at parties
 
5 days ago  

Mega Steve: A shootout where everyone involved is riding a mobility scooter?


I was going to say hoverounds with gun turrets, but this works too.
 
5 days ago  
My sister lives in Summerfield.  I spent three days there at Christmas.  I was so bored, I could see going to the WM, downing a few beers, and jumping in the sinkhole.

   Not Guilty.
 
5 days ago  

randomarrangement: Mega Steve: A shootout where everyone involved is riding a mobility scooter?

I was going to say hoverounds with gun turrets, but this works too.


I think we found out next Photoshop challenge...
 
5 days ago  

Lokilaw2012: randomarrangement: Mega Steve: A shootout where everyone involved is riding a mobility scooter?

I was going to say hoverounds with gun turrets, but this works too.

I think we found out next Photoshop challenge...


"OUR" next Photoshop challenge....

/*sigh*
 
5 days ago  

FlyingBacon: She belong in jail for touching someone testicles. There should be charge against her.


She's not important enough to go around grabbing people by their genitals!
 
5 days ago  

Lokilaw2012: randomarrangement: Mega Steve: A shootout where everyone involved is riding a mobility scooter?

I was going to say hoverounds with gun turrets, but this works too.

I think we found out next Photoshop challenge...


img.fark.net
 
5 days ago  
How else are you going to find out if someone is ticklish unless you test tickle them?
 
5 days ago  

fusillade762: Drunk after five beers?


Well, sorta depends.  If she walked in, grabbed 5 beers and just slammed them one after another - then hell yes I'd imagine she was beyond wasted.   Alcohol isn't just a concentration and/or amount thing, it's a concentration and or amount/time spent consuming it.  If she spent 2 hours wandering around drinking beer, not so much.  From the tone of the article I'm guessing she hammered them fast, and thus got hammered, fast.  Sure, me and someone else can spend an evening killing a bottle of wine and end up mildly lit, but functional for most non-driving type things.  If we each slammed down half a bottle of wine in a minute, yeah say hello to Mr. Floor.

/not that I disbelieve you COULD have someone walking around Walmart for 2 hours drinking their beer, that'd not be that bizarre considering some of the shiat people get up to in there.  Florida just adds.
 
5 days ago  
Back in the early 80s the cops found my oldest sister passed out in the shrub she fell into.  She came to when the paramedics were checking her out and she tried, or succeeded, in kicking a few of them in the balls.  IIRC they dropped the charges.

Sigh.  Not a proud family moment.  The coke and booze no doubt contributed to her early death.  It certainly made her a useless member of society for the rest of her life.
 
5 days ago  
Oh Florida....
 
5 days ago  
She's cute enough...and obviously drunk enough...to "give a ride home" to...
 
5 days ago  
It deeply surprises me that no one as yet has asked what her Fark handle is...
 
5 days ago  
I'd let her fondle my business while I play doctor on her
 
5 days ago  
Fark never ceases to amaze me.

I come here expecting a full blown "Fark Fattie Thread" full of "do not want" GIFs, yet everyone swung the complete opposite way...

..I...I'm so confused...
 
5 days ago  

snowballinhell: It deeply surprises me that no one as yet has asked what her Fark handle is...


Most of our 'exhibitionists" have been run off. Probably seeking shelter at Reddit or *shudder* 4chan
 
5 days ago  

2KanZam: Fark never ceases to amaze me.

I come here expecting a full blown "Fark Fattie Thread" full of "do not want" GIFs, yet everyone swung the complete opposite way...

..I...I'm so confused...


Fat? That girl? No way. And I am by no means a chubby chaser.
 
5 days ago  
So, was she that desperate, or just from an "evangelical Christian" family?
 
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