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(Kitchener Record)   Avon lady experiments with drive-thru service. Tree miraculously survives unscathed   ( therecord.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Fallowfield Drive, Station wagon, English-language films, police spokesperson Cherri, sport utility vehicle, United States, Block Line Road, Waterloo Regional Police  
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2017-01-10 11:56:00 PM  
She panicked and hit the gas pedal instead of the brake

I hear about this happening a lot (one of my aunts did the same thing) and it baffles me. I have never even come close to making that mistake.
 
2017-01-11 12:26:20 AM  
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You spoke too soon, Subby. RIP Pioneer Cabin Tree
 
2017-01-11 02:24:41 AM  
Animal seen perching
(untitled YouTube clip)
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2017-01-11 02:30:20 AM  
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2017-01-11 02:33:22 AM  

fusillade762: She panicked and hit the gas pedal instead of the brake

I hear about this happening a lot (one of my aunts did the same thing) and it baffles me. I have never even come close to making that mistake.


I did exactly that the first time i crashed my car. Didn't have a license but was the only one who could "drive" and was driving my moms automatic (parents were out of country on holiday or something). Older sis couldn't drive at all (she still doesn't have a licence and she's almost 37) but was just dying to go to some local bar. At a big intersection the way to the bar was a right turn. Wanted to hit the brake to slow down and instead hit the gas. Panicked, froze and hit the sidewalk at 70 kmph or something , completely farked the carburettor and damaged the suspention. Thank god the intersection was almost completely deserted at that point and neither of us were present.
 
2017-01-11 02:33:47 AM  
OMG how'd it get passed that tree? It's a miracle!
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Oh
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2017-01-11 02:35:17 AM  
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/wanted for questioning
 
2017-01-11 02:45:38 AM  
Oh you know this story needed a theme song even if it made no sense
Oran "Juice" Jones - The Rain
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2017-01-11 02:54:16 AM  

fusillade762: She panicked and hit the gas pedal instead of the brake

I hear about this happening a lot (one of my aunts did the same thing) and it baffles me. I have never even come close to making that mistake.


You can probably waltz, too.  But some people have no brain-feet coordination.
 
2017-01-11 03:01:32 AM  
Clearly, his bark is worse than his bite.

/Am I really the first to say this?
 
2017-01-11 06:21:23 AM  
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Don't drive angry!
 
2017-01-11 08:41:22 AM  
spokesperson Cherri Greeno
Drapes=carpet,etc.
 
2017-01-11 08:43:43 AM  
It's hard to keep a grip on the wheel when you've got Skin So Soft.
 
2017-01-11 11:22:42 AM  

fusillade762: She panicked and hit the gas pedal instead of the brake

I hear about this happening a lot (one of my aunts did the same thing) and it baffles me. I have never even come close to making that mistake.


Women ain't the brightest...
 
2017-01-11 12:34:10 PM  

fusillade762: I hear about this happening a lot (one of my aunts did the same thing) and it baffles me. I have never even come close to making that mistake.


I think you have to either be senile, or really uncoordinated.

// then again, I've spent decades playing video games (including a 2 year run sitting in a Tesla pod at a battletech center).

i.imgur.com

After dealing with two pedals, a throttle, a stick, and tons of buttons. A gas/brake/signal/wheel combo is dead simple.
 
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