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(News.com.au)   So, let's catch up with Matthew Roberts, who at the age of 25 discovered that his real father was Charles Manson   (news.com.au ) divider line
    More: Followup, Charles Manson, Roberts, mother, Family, birth mother, Parent, security reasons, small Wisconsin town  
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6196 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2017 at 7:56 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-01-10 04:41:18 PM  
You got that gene in you.
i.imgur.com
 
2017-01-10 05:05:43 PM  
Qu'est-ce que c'est? Fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa fa.
 
2017-01-10 07:45:31 PM  
Could have been worse, it could have been fb-
 
2017-01-10 08:00:55 PM  
He's 28?
 
2017-01-10 08:03:14 PM  
Why? Who cares?
 
2017-01-10 08:11:40 PM  
FTFA: "It seems to me to be much more troubling a thought [if I were] to find out it's not true, because then I have to wonder how it was that I got led down this path in the first place. I'm a proud double-Aries alpha-male and I'm not happy at the thought of being a sucker. I'm certainly not trying to be anyone's follower.

He may or may not be Manson's son, but the douchemeter readings I'm picking up are off the chart!
 
2017-01-10 08:15:39 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "It seems to me to be much more troubling a thought [if I were] to find out it's not true, because then I have to wonder how it was that I got led down this path in the first place. I'm a proud double-Aries alpha-male and I'm not happy at the thought of being a sucker. I'm certainly not trying to be anyone's follower.

He may or may not be Manson's son, but the douchemeter readings I'm picking up are off the chart!


And he provided this picture for use in the article, which is just begging to be Photoshopped.

img.fark.net
 
2017-01-10 08:20:25 PM  
Did he follow the lead of Hitler's relatives and have himself sterilized?
 
2017-01-10 08:38:20 PM  
At least he's better looking than that whackjob of a sperm donor
 
2017-01-10 08:40:27 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "It seems to me to be much more troubling a thought [if I were] to find out it's not true, because then I have to wonder how it was that I got led down this path in the first place. I'm a proud double-Aries alpha-male and I'm not happy at the thought of being a sucker. I'm certainly not trying to be anyone's follower.

He may or may not be Manson's son, but the douchemeter readings I'm picking up are off the chart!


This.
 
2017-01-10 08:47:51 PM  
 
2017-01-10 09:45:14 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "It seems to me to be much more troubling a thought [if I were] to find out it's not true, because then I have to wonder how it was that I got led down this path in the first place. I'm a proud double-Aries alpha-male and I'm not happy at the thought of being a sucker. I'm certainly not trying to be anyone's follower.

He may or may not be Manson's son, but the douchemeter readings I'm picking up are off the chart!


You're just jealous, beta.
 
2017-01-10 10:22:47 PM  

mrwknd: He's 28?


Nope.

"From the age 29 until this very day - I am now 48 - I live in chaos and uncertainty, and frankly it sucks. I think it is the worst possible outcome."

Skills, man, skills. Like reading comprehension.
 
2017-01-11 01:43:48 AM  

RottNDude: Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "It seems to me to be much more troubling a thought [if I were] to find out it's not true, because then I have to wonder how it was that I got led down this path in the first place. I'm a proud double-Aries alpha-male and I'm not happy at the thought of being a sucker. I'm certainly not trying to be anyone's follower.

He may or may not be Manson's son, but the douchemeter readings I'm picking up are off the chart!

And he provided this picture for use in the article, which is just begging to be Photoshopped.

[img.fark.net image 300x224]


That's a hard looking 28, hell thats a hard looking 38 even
 
6 days ago  
"His sister dropped a bombshell and told him he was adopted when he was in fifth grade."

The kid was adopted when he was in fifth grade and didn't know it?
 
6 days ago  

1nsanilicious: RottNDude: Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "It seems to me to be much more troubling a thought [if I were] to find out it's not true, because then I have to wonder how it was that I got led down this path in the first place. I'm a proud double-Aries alpha-male and I'm not happy at the thought of being a sucker. I'm certainly not trying to be anyone's follower.

He may or may not be Manson's son, but the douchemeter readings I'm picking up are off the chart!

And he provided this picture for use in the article, which is just begging to be Photoshopped.

[img.fark.net image 300x224]

That's a hard looking 28, hell thats a hard looking 38 even


Read above; he's 48.

Damn, he's the spitting image of his dad... He's definitely got the eyes...
 
6 days ago  

Gyrfalcon: Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "It seems to me to be much more troubling a thought [if I were] to find out it's not true, because then I have to wonder how it was that I got led down this path in the first place. I'm a proud double-Aries alpha-male and I'm not happy at the thought of being a sucker. I'm certainly not trying to be anyone's follower.

He may or may not be Manson's son, but the douchemeter readings I'm picking up are off the chart!

This.


CSB time. I'm also 48 and was adopted in Wisconsin. When this story was first reported a few years ago I did some digging and found out both myself and this dude were adopted through the same agency, Milwaukee Lutheran Children's Services, just days apart. I likely spent a few days in the nursery with Manson's spawn. I've never had the stones to explain to my adoptive parents that back in 1968 it was probably about 50/50 they would have received Manson's son instead of me.
 
6 days ago  

RottNDude: Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "It seems to me to be much more troubling a thought [if I were] to find out it's not true, because then I have to wonder how it was that I got led down this path in the first place. I'm a proud double-Aries alpha-male and I'm not happy at the thought of being a sucker. I'm certainly not trying to be anyone's follower.

He may or may not be Manson's son, but the douchemeter readings I'm picking up are off the chart!

And he provided this picture for use in the article, which is just begging to be Photoshopped.

[img.fark.net image 300x224]


So far as we know, he hasn't done the murder thing, but he's got daddy's narcissism.
 
6 days ago  

philotech: Damn, he's the spitting image of his dad... He's definitely got the eyes...


He doesn't need to grow his hair in the unkempt hippie style or the beard.

Still, the only thing I can think of when I see this is "Sons of Man"; the story within the story in a Neil Gaiman book.
 
6 days ago  

caddisfly: Gyrfalcon: Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "It seems to me to be much more troubling a thought [if I were] to find out it's not true, because then I have to wonder how it was that I got led down this path in the first place. I'm a proud double-Aries alpha-male and I'm not happy at the thought of being a sucker. I'm certainly not trying to be anyone's follower.

He may or may not be Manson's son, but the douchemeter readings I'm picking up are off the chart!

This.

CSB time. I'm also 48 and was adopted in Wisconsin. When this story was first reported a few years ago I did some digging and found out both myself and this dude were adopted through the same agency, Milwaukee Lutheran Children's Services, just days apart. I likely spent a few days in the nursery with Manson's spawn. I've never had the stones to explain to my adoptive parents that back in 1968 it was probably about 50/50 they would have received Manson's son instead of me.


No picture of you in your profile, I notice. I'm just sayin'.
 
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