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(Think Progress)   Kellyanne Conway explains that you're spending too much time listening to what Donald Trump says instead of examining what's truly in his heart   ( thinkprogress.org) divider line
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2017-01-09 10:43:40 AM  
In his gestures mocking Kovaleski-"you gotta see this guy," he said-he clearly kept his right hand in a hooked position to mock the way the reporter's arthrogryposis limits the flexibility in his arms. Trump later explained that he couldn't possibly have been mocking his disability because, "despite having one of the all-time great memories, I certainly do not remember him." Trump did not apologize.

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You know, his campaign really should have ended right there. People should have been saying, "No seriously, GOP. Where's your real candidate?"
 
2017-01-09 10:47:31 AM  
We have to examine what's in his heart because there's nothing in his head but spiders and bad news.
 
2017-01-09 10:58:38 AM  
We're gonna need a geologist, not a cardiologist for that.
 
2017-01-09 11:01:58 AM  

NutWrench: In his gestures mocking Kovaleski-"you gotta see this guy," he said-he clearly kept his right hand in a hooked position to mock the way the reporter's arthrogryposis limits the flexibility in his arms. Trump later explained that he couldn't possibly have been mocking his disability because, "despite having one of the all-time great memories, I certainly do not remember him." Trump did not apologize.

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You know, his campaign really should have ended right there. People should have been saying, "No seriously, GOP. Where's your real candidate?"


People WERE asking that. Virtually everyone was asking that.
 
2017-01-09 11:02:57 AM  
There's little room in his heart for anything but Trump.
 
2017-01-09 11:04:21 AM  
We already know what's in his heart based upon what he's said.
 
2017-01-09 11:06:28 AM  

Alphax: There's little room in his heart for anything but Trump.


And if it grows three sizes one day, that'll just be more room for Trump.
 
2017-01-09 11:10:34 AM  
Trump is a vile pig. And we should be utterly embarrassed to have him as president.
 
2017-01-09 11:16:20 AM  

FlashHarry: Trump is a vile pig. And we should be utterly embarrassed to have him as president.


Oh, I am.
 
2017-01-09 11:16:31 AM  
We'd have to open him up to be sure, but I'm pretty sure he has a pump like Cheney's
 
2017-01-09 11:17:30 AM  
It's pretty irresponsible of Conway to recommend people explore Trump's hard without donning some extreme cold-weather gear, and that you probably shouldn't do it if you have a problem with extremely closed spaces.

/Don't even ask the tour guide if you can swing by the soul.  There's just a black hole there, and there's no fence around the event horizon.
 
2017-01-09 11:18:44 AM  
instead of examining what's truly in his heart

Grift?
Corruption?
Narcissism?
An empty void left by not getting praise from daddy?

Help me out here.
 
2017-01-09 11:19:22 AM  
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time". - Maya Angelou

Screw whats in his heart, because I'm sure its much worse than what he says. And what he says is terrible enough really.
 
2017-01-09 11:22:24 AM  

Metastatic Capricorn: We have to examine what's in his heart because there's nothing in his head but spiders and bad news.


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2017-01-09 11:22:39 AM  
Donald Trump's heart is filled with love and compassion for Donald Trump.

Not much room for anything else in there.
 
2017-01-09 11:26:06 AM  

Psychopusher: It's pretty irresponsible of Conway to recommend people explore Trump's hard heart without donning some extreme cold-weather gear, and that you probably shouldn't do it if you have a problem with extremely closed spaces.

/Don't even ask the tour guide if you can swing by the soul.  There's just a black hole there, and there's no fence around the event horizon.


That's some fine spellcheckin' there, Lou.

/You'd need to go all innerspace to explore the other thing.  Well, more innerspace.  Like, nano-level.
 
2017-01-09 11:36:45 AM  
Kellyann, I think that maybe there IS a better way to know what's in his heart, but I'm not sure that it's a good idea to get that into folks' heads...

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2017-01-09 11:40:25 AM  

Metastatic Capricorn: We have to examine what's in his heart because there's nothing in his head but spiders and bad news.


And when they bark they shoot bees at you.  They're barking spiders.
 
2017-01-09 11:47:57 AM  
Blondie - Heart Of Glass
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2017-01-09 11:48:34 AM  

NutWrench: "despite having one of the all-time great memories, I certainly do not remember him." Trump did not apologize.


Mr. Trump, whose statement repeatedly criticized The Times, insisted that he "merely mimicked what I thought would be a flustered reporter trying to get out of a statement he made long ago." He said that if "Mr. Kovaleski is handicapped, I would not know because I do not know what he looks like. If I did know, I would definitely not say anything about his appearance."

In an interview on Thursday, Mr. Kovaleski said that he met with Mr. Trump repeatedly when he was a reporter for The Daily News covering the developer's business career in the late 1980s, before joining The Post. "Donald and I were on a first-name basis for years," Mr. Kovaleski said. "I've interviewed him in his office," he added. "I've talked to him at press conferences. All in all, I would say around a dozen times, I've interacted with him as a reporter while I was at The Daily News."

Fark Trump.
 
2017-01-09 11:49:17 AM  
Okay by me!

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2017-01-09 11:51:17 AM  
When is KellyAnne gets to step down and STFU?  I feel like I am listening to my first grade teacher.  NO!  I do not want to do that math problem!  Wanna nap!   Now, who wants to be sassy nancy and not do her math problem?
 
2017-01-09 11:51:26 AM  

Alphax: There's little room in his heart for anything but Trump.


His daughter's ass...Putin's sweaty man-boobs...
 
2017-01-09 11:52:25 AM  
When I look deep into Trump's heart I see a scared little boy who just wants to be loved. If we as a country can come together and teach Donald good attention from bad he could be the best president ever.

An alternate theory is that the priests of Anubis who are preparing Trump to be entombed beneath a gold leaf cover pyramid in norther New Jersey find that a heart is one of two vital organs he doesn't have.
 
2017-01-09 11:52:43 AM  
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I assume what's in his heart is mostly plaque and fatty deposits.
 
2017-01-09 11:53:54 AM  
Here is the issue Mrs Conway is trying to gloss over:

People take the president at his word. No matter what "may be in his heart" we can only hear what the president says. And anyone who have power and authority (governments, large corporations) will act on what Trump says.

Large corporations carefully track what the government is going to do so they can plan appropriately. If the government starts making erratic contradictory statements then other governments are not going to trust the US to follow through in its commitments and large corporations will take their business elsewhere because they can't trust the US to have a coherent policy on anything.

I think in the next six months Trump is going to learn that he can crash the economy easily, but he can't restart it easily. Restarting an economy takes about 6-8 years. See Great Depression (FDR) and the Great Recession (Obama). If Trump crashes the economy he will be remembered for crashing what had been a recovery before he got his hands on it.
 
2017-01-09 11:54:57 AM  
Trump's heart is full of kindness, mercy, compassion, and empathy.
Trump's head gets in the way and produces actions based on greed, spite, hatred, and fark you.

Donald Trump is a well-meaning man who just wants the best for everybody.  Unfortunately, he's so inept at carrying those intentions through that he produces the exact opposite.  Truly, he is the epitome of a road to Hell.
 
2017-01-09 11:55:11 AM  
I am totally in favor of slicing that mother f*cker open to examine what's truly inside his heart.
 
2017-01-09 11:55:22 AM  

daphne: When is KellyAnne gets to step down and STFU?  I feel like I am listening to my first grade teacher.  NO!  I do not want to do that math problem!  Wanna nap!   Now, who wants to be sassy nancy and not do her math problem?


She already sold her soul, I mean, just look at her, she obviously looked at the goddamn Ark.
 
2017-01-09 11:55:43 AM  
He doesn't mean all the terrible things he says, he's just telling absurd lies to advance himself! Yes, that's much better.

Seriously, if you find yourself defending someone in this way, you're just as horrible a person as the piece of garbage you're defending.
 
2017-01-09 11:55:56 AM  
What's in his heart is the same thing that comes out of his mouth.
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2017-01-09 11:56:35 AM  
There is little room in Trump's heart for anyone but Trump

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2017-01-09 11:56:59 AM  

NutWrench: In his gestures mocking Kovaleski-"you gotta see this guy," he said-he clearly kept his right hand in a hooked position to mock the way the reporter's arthrogryposis limits the flexibility in his arms. Trump later explained that he couldn't possibly have been mocking his disability because, "despite having one of the all-time great memories, I certainly do not remember him." Trump did not apologize.

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You know, his campaign really should have ended right there. People should have been saying, "No seriously, GOP. Where's your real candidate?"


They/we did. You're the one with the short memory, here.
 
2017-01-09 11:57:06 AM  

IgG4: We'd have to open him up to be sure, but I'm pretty sure he has a pump like Cheney's


I notice you didn't mention closing him up again. I think you're going the right way with this.
 
2017-01-09 11:58:21 AM  

Elfich: I think in the next six months Trump is going to learn that he can crash the economy easily, but he can't restart it easily. Restarting an economy takes about 6-8 years. See Great Depression (FDR) and the Great Recession (Obama). If Trump crashes the economy he will be remembered for crashing what had been a recovery before he got his hands on it.


Except that a large section of the country blame Obama for the recession that started before he was elected (because apparently people were scared enough of a Democrat winning the Presidency that they took out a lot of shady loans) and believes that the economy still hasn't recovered.

Republicans have decades of experience at farking over the country and shifting blame to the other party.  Why would this time be any different?
 
2017-01-09 11:58:40 AM  
Is there some kind of cream Kellyanne applies to her face to keep it straight every time she speaks?
 
2017-01-09 11:59:42 AM  

Elfich: I think in the next six months Trump is going to learn that he can crash the economy easily, but he can't restart it easily. Restarting an economy takes about 6-8 years. See Great Depression (FDR) and the Great Recession (Obama). If Trump crashes the economy he will be remembered for crashing what had been a recovery before he got his hands on it.


More like when he crashes it, and how big he crashes it.  I do fully expect a massive crash on his watch, quite possibly a Second Great Depression.

I'm also looking at the long-term demographic and social shifts that disfavor Republicans.  They barely won this time, by mobilizing everything possible, and the odds of winning again are low, especially if the biggest economic crash since the 1920's is hung around their neck.

We've given them the keys, they are going to crash the country and destroy themselves.

The country?  I'll rebuild, and I think it will be rebuilt from the ashes in a far more progressive direction. . .but the Republican Party will be destroyed.
 
2017-01-09 11:59:43 AM  
Let's take Trump at his word, just for a second, when he says he was unaware of the reporter's disability at the time he physically mimed his actions.

If, you, or I, or just about anyone inadvertently mocked someone we didn't know was disabled in such a way, I think it's safe to say we'd be mortified and remorseful.

Has Trump ever expressed such remorse?
 
2017-01-09 12:00:03 PM  
Three times this weekend I heard talking heads say that Trump is different in person than the Trump Tweeter.  See that's still a problem though.
 
2017-01-09 12:00:04 PM  
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2017-01-09 12:00:08 PM  

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I assume what's in his heart is mostly plaque and fatty deposits.


Friendly reminder that he has to make it to February 20th to outdo William Henry Harrison.

But being that he is the healthiest man to ever run for the presidency, I could see him holding office for 30, maybe even 40 years, until he gets bored of being successful.  Then Robo-Pence will take over, and he will assimilate everyone who does not bow to Jesus Christ.  Prove me wrong.

Oh wait.  You can't.
 
2017-01-09 12:00:16 PM  

Cheron: When I look deep into Trump's heart I see a scared little boy who just wants to be loved. If we as a country can come together and teach Donald good attention from bad he could be the best president ever.

An alternate theory is that the priests of Anubis who are preparing Trump to be entombed beneath a gold leaf cover pyramid in norther New Jersey find that a heart is one of two vital organs he doesn't have.


Naw, Trump is just a child left behind.  Truly a village a child is.  Something
 
2017-01-09 12:01:16 PM  
Unfortunately, the rubes who voted for him agree.
 
2017-01-09 12:01:21 PM  
I expect this from a well paid spox. What's pathetic are the Farkers promoting this horsesh*t for free.
 
2017-01-09 12:01:59 PM  

trotsky: daphne: When is KellyAnne gets to step down and STFU?  I feel like I am listening to my first grade teacher.  NO!  I do not want to do that math problem!  Wanna nap!   Now, who wants to be sassy nancy and not do her math problem?

She already sold her soul, I mean, just look at her, she obviously looked at the goddamn Ark.


That hair is just gonna shrivel up like the witch's legs after the house fell on her and the ruby shoes will live forever
 
2017-01-09 12:03:42 PM  

hammettman: Is there some kind of cream Kellyanne applies to her face to keep it straight every time she speaks?


Conditioner

Her shampoo is Nair
 
2017-01-09 12:03:56 PM  
I'd love to examine it. Someone remove it and have it sent to my lab.  I promise to return it before time runs out.
 
2017-01-09 12:04:32 PM  

Karac: Republicans have decades of experience at farking over the country and shifting blame to the other party.  Why would this time be any different?


No shiat.  They're not going to let a petty fact like holding both chambers of Congress and the Presidency (therefore actually having to GOVERN) get in the way of blaming everything on Obama.

Considering Trumperfuhrer cannot be bothered to attend intelligence briefings, if we have another terrorist attack on American soil, all he has to do is blame it on Obama and his braindead followers are going to eat it up like puppy chow.
 
2017-01-09 12:05:11 PM  
What heart?
 
2017-01-09 12:05:15 PM  
Give in to the Trumpness...  
Sometimes you wonder if this fight is worthwhile. 
The precious moments are all lost in the tide, yea. 
They're swept away and nothing is what is seems, 
The feeling of belonging to your dreams.


Roxette - Listen To Your Heart
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