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(Fox 4 News Dallas)   Not all heroes wear capes. This one uses a cane   (fox4news.com ) divider line
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2017-01-09 01:15:59 PM  
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2017-01-09 01:34:22 PM  
Yeah.  His name is Daredevil.
 
2017-01-09 02:26:29 PM  
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Still got it.
 
2017-01-09 04:44:06 PM  
Caned crusader doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
2017-01-09 04:45:16 PM  
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2017-01-09 04:48:04 PM  
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2017-01-09 04:59:18 PM  
He's a hero because he uses a cane. I like people who don't use canes.
 
2017-01-09 05:01:48 PM  
 
2017-01-09 05:06:19 PM  
 
2017-01-09 05:06:37 PM  
My neighbor is 84 and he is a badass.
Threw his 60+ year old son out of the house for stealing to pay for his meth habit.
I make him dinner 3 times a week just to hang out with him.
 
2017-01-09 05:09:22 PM  
 
2017-01-09 05:49:23 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Threw his 60+ year old son out of the house for stealing to pay for his meth habit.


A bit surprised to hear about an active meth user still alive at that age.
 
2017-01-09 05:54:59 PM  
A cape is a pretty suicidal garment when you think about it... It fastens around your neck and trails behind you actively trying to get snagged on anything possible so it can strangle you or break your neck.

Canes are much more practical.
 
2017-01-09 06:03:20 PM  
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2017-01-09 06:12:11 PM  
"I got my walking stick, and pulled it out and seen this woman's hand sticking out and I got her and pulled her out," said Marbut.
"Amazing, 85 years old and he drug her into the garage. I couldn't believe it. He can barely walk as it is. He has to use a cane to walk," said Young.


I guess the adrenal gland still works at 85
 
2017-01-09 06:17:20 PM  
Capes and canes? Bah! I want a superhero that uses a cakes.

And no, Lex Luthor doesn't count.
 
2017-01-09 06:23:29 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: A cape is a pretty suicidal garment when you think about it... It fastens around your neck and trails behind you actively trying to get snagged on anything possible so it can strangle you or break your neck.

Canes are much more practical.


Well, sometimes capes add a certain...something

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2017-01-09 06:24:57 PM  
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2017-01-09 06:24:59 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: My neighbor is 84 and he is a badass.
Threw his 60+ year old son out of the house for stealing to pay for his meth habit.
I make him dinner 3 times a week just to hang out with him.


my 72 yr old neighbor was recently moved by his sons to be closer to them.
 big car guy, he had a 1/4 mile race car in his garage. and he would pull that motor or drop the trans to do some work like he was 25.
i would cut his lawn for him. and he used to get me stoned.
 
2017-01-09 06:30:38 PM  
Moleman Vs. Car Wreck: Dawn of the Early Bird Special
 
2017-01-09 06:49:31 PM  
Maybe this guy?

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2017-01-09 07:55:53 PM  
No I don't wear a cape...I wear the required uniform.
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2017-01-09 08:24:27 PM  
Proper use of the HERO tag on Fark?  Now I know the world is going to end.
 
2017-01-09 08:40:11 PM  
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2017-01-09 08:51:25 PM  
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