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(Townhall)   Although he doesn't officially become President until he's sworn in on his Jan. 20 Inauguration Day, here's eight ways Trump has already made America greater   ( townhall.com) divider line
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2017-01-09 10:37:37 AM  
I couldn't even get past #1 without laughing out loud at the bullshiat.
 
2017-01-09 10:58:30 AM  
If he turns Townhall into a site I might click on, that'd be something. Until then...
 
2017-01-09 11:06:30 AM  

aaronx: If he turns Townhall into a site I might click on, that'd be something. Until then...


He's not a miracle worker.
 
2017-01-09 11:09:53 AM  
He's already halting government corruption and waste simply by tweeting.

You need to bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it, subby. Then never post to the Internet again.
Despite the grass-roots implication of the name "Townhall" it is one of many conservative "think tanks" founded and funded by billionaires.  The latest thing for corporations is to try to reshape public opinion by pretending to BE the public. Their real goal is to mislead you into working against your own self-interests by convincing you that THEIR policies (which benefit them and harm you) are the consensus of your fellow Americans.
 
2017-01-09 11:24:37 AM  
frinkiac.com
 
2017-01-09 11:43:09 AM  
Replaced faucet in my shower this wkend
Now my water pressure is low energy
Sad

/Trump HaiKu
//Trump Ku?
///Twitter Ku?
 
2017-01-09 11:46:40 AM  
Was the Hero tag used ironically here, or is Subby just an idiot?
 
2017-01-09 11:55:35 AM  
Man, I was bored so I read that. Not only is it full of lies, it is also full of insanity.

So it is a normal ClownHall link, I guess.
 
2017-01-09 12:05:11 PM  

dr_blasto: Man, I was bored so I read that. Not only is it full of lies, it is also full of insanity.

So it is a normal ClownHall link, I guess.


As pointed out by

NutWrench: Despite the grass-roots implication of the name "Townhall" it is one of many conservative "think tanks" founded and funded by billionaires. The latest thing for corporations is to try to reshape public opinion by pretending to BE the public.


It isn't insanity they believe, it's insanity they want the public to believe. That takes it from being merely stupid to being something far more dangerous than you realized.
 
2017-01-09 12:21:32 PM  

TonnageVT: I couldn't even get past #1 without laughing out loud at the bullshiat.


Wait till you get to ethics.
 
2017-01-09 12:21:45 PM  
Next week is going to start with Donald Trump calling MLK his nubian and end with him becoming President of the United States.
 
2017-01-09 12:22:26 PM  
Christmas felt a little more special this year thanks to Trump

How sweet. He got Donald Trump's tiny dick in his mouth for Christmas.
 
2017-01-09 12:23:32 PM  
Townhall

Subby,  I don't need another reason to start drinking.
 
2017-01-09 12:23:35 PM  
Ethics: On the campaign trail Trump promised he'd "drain the swamp". He's already halting government corruption and waste simply by tweeting.

Oh my God, they actually believe this bullshiat?
 
2017-01-09 12:23:48 PM  
media3.giphy.com

...is all week
 
2017-01-09 12:24:11 PM  
www.evilenglish.net
 
2017-01-09 12:24:22 PM  
Anyone else notice how funny the article becomes once you get to the last line of TFA?
 
2017-01-09 12:25:32 PM  

TonnageVT: I couldn't even get past #1 without laughing out loud at the bullshiat.


I was going to say it was great comedy and probably should've been on the Entertainment tab.  Had to check article author's bio, which kinda explains it all: Her experience landed her an internship working for Bill O'Reilly at Fox News Channel
 
2017-01-09 12:27:02 PM  
Trump?
Ethics?

hahahahahahahahaha

i needed a good laugh today
 
2017-01-09 12:27:02 PM  
bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az
 
2017-01-09 12:28:28 PM  
Last June President Barack Obama told a Carrier employee at a town hall meeting that there was nothing that could be done about the trend of jobs leaving America.

Trump's Carrier deal sent more jobs to Mexico than it saved.  How is that reversing the trend?
 
2017-01-09 12:28:42 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-01-09 12:31:10 PM  
Looks like Clownhall needs some more page clicks.

Thanks, subby. You horse's ass.
 
d23 [BareFark]
2017-01-09 12:31:22 PM  

Karac: Last June President Barack Obama told a Carrier employee at a town hall meeting that there was nothing that could be done about the trend of jobs leaving America.

Trump's Carrier deal sent more jobs to Mexico than it saved.  How is that reversing the trend?


Barack Obama told a truth.  Thanks to the corporate worshipping state there will be no change.  And Trump worships corporations more that Obama did.
 
2017-01-09 12:31:37 PM  

Propain_az: bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az


enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain. - pretty sure this was the tagine of Trump University
 
2017-01-09 12:31:44 PM  
Propain_az


bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az


...and that's why they're called republitards...
 
2017-01-09 12:32:23 PM  
But we can say Merry Christmas again guys! I'll always remember where I was when the War on Christmas ended with the brutal defeat of the Holidayists and the freeing of the Christmasites.
 
2017-01-09 12:32:59 PM  

mrwknd: Propain_az


bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az

...and that's why they're called republitards...

...and that's why HRC lost.  See name calling just doesn't work.
 
2017-01-09 12:33:15 PM  
Look at the hateful little libs, voting this headline down as they cling to their cheeto-encrusted keyboard in their Section 8 hovel that I provide to them through my taxes.

Dance, you sad little losers, DANCE! The more you vote this headline down, the stronger we Deplorables grow. Assimilate or perish.
 
2017-01-09 12:33:42 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-01-09 12:34:33 PM  

Propain_az: bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az


Extra wealth? For who? From where?
Is it extra wealth that people with a taxable income of less than 12K will have their federal tax rate increase?
 
2017-01-09 12:34:59 PM  

DNRTFA. fark OFF, SUBBY.

 
2017-01-09 12:35:28 PM  

functional13: Propain_az: bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az

Extra wealth? For who? From where?
Is it extra wealth that people with a taxable income of less than 12K will have their federal tax rate increase?


A rising tide raises all boats, my friend.  All. The. Boats.
 
2017-01-09 12:35:56 PM  
Christmas felt a little more special this year thanks to Trump.

If how special Christmas is to you depends on Donald Trump, then you are extremely bad at Christianing.
 
2017-01-09 12:35:58 PM  
Oh boy I just barely started reading the article and I'm already crying with hilarity.  I need to go make a tall double White Russian.
 
2017-01-09 12:36:07 PM  

Propain_az: bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az


You don't understand how speculation works I see.
 
2017-01-09 12:36:14 PM  
This author started contributing to TownHall in the middle of last year and has written exclusively pro-Trump and/or anti-Hillary articles. I'm not even convinced she's a real person. Her bio calls her a seasoned journalist. She's done her journalism work at such places as InTouch, Star, and Us Weekly. It's not a surprise that after working at places that basically just invent stories whole cloth that she'd be a willing propagandist for the GOP.
 
2017-01-09 12:36:46 PM  

Propain_az: functional13: Propain_az: bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az

Extra wealth? For who? From where?
Is it extra wealth that people with a taxable income of less than 12K will have their federal tax rate increase?

A rising tide raises all boats, my friend.  All. The. Boats.


Wow, I can't quite follow all of those dizzying facts, figures and details.
 
2017-01-09 12:38:32 PM  

Propain_az: mrwknd: Propain_az


bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az

...and that's why they're called republitards...
...and that's why HRC lost.  See name calling just doesn't work.


And the 'I told you so' before anything even happens puts you on such a moral pedestal.
 
2017-01-09 12:38:35 PM  
Propain_az


mrwknd: Propain_az


bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az



...and that's why they're called republitards...

...and that's why HRC lost.  See name calling just doesn't work.

Hahaha, because of that article?
 
2017-01-09 12:38:57 PM  
"Just because you say it LOUD enough and OFTEN enough--

DOES NOT MAKE IT TRUE.

/ Clownhall
//Hope I don't get on some e-mail list
/// got nuthin' else
 
2017-01-09 12:39:49 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Look at the hateful little libs, voting this headline down as they cling to their cheeto-encrusted keyboard in their Section 8 hovel that I provide to them through my taxes.

Dance, you sad little losers, DANCE! The more you vote this headline down, the stronger we Deplorables grow. Assimilate or perish.


Have to say, so far, assuming those are the only options? I'm leaning towards perish.

It is better to stand up for what you know in your heart to be good, only to fall, than to lay down and bow to what you know to be wrong.
 
2017-01-09 12:41:32 PM  

functional13: Propain_az: functional13: Propain_az: bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az

Extra wealth? For who? From where?
Is it extra wealth that people with a taxable income of less than 12K will have their federal tax rate increase?

A rising tide raises all boats, my friend.  All. The. Boats.

Wow, I can't quite follow all of those dizzying facts, figures and details.


Trickle down will totally work THIS TIME!
 
2017-01-09 12:41:50 PM  

whidbey: Looks like Clownhall needs some more page clicks.

Thanks, subby. You horse's ass.


QFT.  Can't they get a farking bot or something?
 
2017-01-09 12:42:24 PM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2017-01-09 12:43:09 PM  

Action Replay Nick: Christmas felt a little more special this year thanks to Trump

How sweet. He got Donald Trump's tiny dick in his mouth for Christmas.


I love how TFA got all choked up about the Christmas trees Trump had by his podium. Remind me again how pine and spruce trees grew in Bethlehem.
 
2017-01-09 12:43:53 PM  

Fart_Machine: functional13: Propain_az: functional13: Propain_az: bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az

Extra wealth? For who? From where?
Is it extra wealth that people with a taxable income of less than 12K will have their federal tax rate increase?

A rising tide raises all boats, my friend.  All. The. Boats.

Wow, I can't quite follow all of those dizzying facts, figures and details.

Trickle down will totally work THIS TIME!


That's the spirit!  Be positive!  President Trump will be an even better President than President Reagan.  And President Reagan was a fine President indeed.
 
2017-01-09 12:44:27 PM  
Sigh. Because women are really, really helped by the placement of a few soulless fembots in visible positions fellating their master. Yes, lack of that is what's  REALLY been getting our knickers in a twist. It's all settled then, now that all my needs have been addressed, I'm off to quit my job, get knocked up, and start making some sammies!

(headdesk.jpg of your choice, repeat ad infinitum)
 
2017-01-09 12:44:58 PM  

Propain_az: functional13: Propain_az: bahahahaha, all you people freaking about Trump will realize how wrong you all were soon enough. Oh, an enjoy the extra wealth that you will inevitably gain.

Regards,
Propain_az

Extra wealth? For who? From where?
Is it extra wealth that people with a taxable income of less than 12K will have their federal tax rate increase?

A rising tide raises all boats, my friend.  All. The. Boats.


Rising tide? I thought Trump was draining the swamp.  I must have mixed up my meaningless catch phrases.
 
2017-01-09 12:45:13 PM  

Propain_az: ...and that's why HRC lost.  See name calling just doesn't work.


Obviously it does. Your Glorious Leader can barely open his mouth without calling someone a loser or an idiot or a crook or a slob and a pig, and he's gonna be President soon.
 
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