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(The Street)   Ade Ogunjobi files with SEC to buy $2 trillion worth of American companies with magic beans   ( divider line
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2672 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2002 at 9:40 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-06 10:15:53 AM  
Hmm, what's causing all of the nuts to come out of the woodwork?

The actual filing for those curious.
2002-01-06 10:27:29 AM  
If he didn't want to pay somebody to file for him, he could have at least run a spelling and grammar check.
2002-01-06 11:23:24 AM  
* Fun Monday Activity: *

1. Get time machine.
2. Go back one year, taking this filing along.
3. Show money managers this filing from the future, have a big laugh with everyone. What a joke.
4. Tell money managers that Toks, Inc. will be worth more than Enron, and apparently be better-managed.
5. Laugh a big, evil laugh, return to time machine, disappear in a dramatic puff of smoke.
6. In spite of warning, watch as Janus Funds sticks with their $1 billion holding of Enron, finally selling out 11/01 at $7 (for roughly a $700 million loss.)
7. Call Janus Tuesday, advise against their planned $1 billion purchase of Toks, Inc. shares, get told by Scott Schoezel that I don't "get it."
2002-01-06 11:38:34 AM  
As if the world's corporations haven't merged enough already. Did the feds pass some Pro-trust legislation when I wasn't looking?
2002-01-06 12:18:01 PM  
Callers would have to be patient until he gets a chance to hire a receptionist, the filing explained.

This is good stuff.
2002-01-06 12:50:17 PM  
But he used the word synergy. He must be bright. Let's do it!
2002-01-06 03:28:06 PM  
They're magic beans for crissakes !!!
You just can't grow these things in the garden.
What is wrong with you people ?
2002-01-06 07:33:44 PM  

Thank you. That was one of the funniest things I've read on Fark in ages. *Hubris Boy wipes a tear from his eye*
2002-01-06 11:40:20 PM  
They must be smoking something. . . wait. . . isn't the word Tok related to marijuana smoking somehow?
2002-01-07 11:18:19 AM  
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