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(BBC-US)   Australian term of the year is "Democracy Sausage", a traditional snack served at polling places. In the US a Democracy Hot Dog is when you vote for organic beef but get one made from lips and rectums   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Democracy, Voting, democracy sausage, National Dictionary Centre, Australia, Australian National Dictionary, Monarchy, Sausage  
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2016-12-14 02:03:05 PM  
And put ketchup on it.

/got nuthin
 
2016-12-14 02:17:47 PM  
Hey, the lips and anus are organic, asshole.
 
2016-12-14 04:53:55 PM  

TommyDeuce: Hey, the lips and anus are organic, asshole.


Phrasing and COMMA!!!

/Helping uncle Jack off a horse.
 
2016-12-14 04:54:14 PM  
As disgusting as that picture looks, I'll bet they're tasty as hell!
 
2016-12-14 04:54:34 PM  
Plus allowable amounts of rat droppings, human hair, excrement, etc.
 
2016-12-14 04:55:56 PM  
Democracy Hot Dog sounds like something I'd have to look up on Urban Dictionary.
 
2016-12-14 04:56:08 PM  
Boxed Trump supporters
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2016-12-14 04:56:47 PM  
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2016-12-14 05:00:28 PM  
Damn near killed em!
 
2016-12-14 05:00:36 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Boxed Trump supporters
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I am most amused by them being "inverted".
 
2016-12-14 05:04:37 PM  

natazha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Boxed Trump supporters
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I am most amused by them being "inverted".


It's the 'boneless' thing that gets me

/rectums have bones?
 
2016-12-14 05:05:39 PM  

Priapetic: Plus allowable amounts of rat droppings, human hair, excrement, etc.


Right, kinda sickening when you first realize that Heinz has government regulated restrictions on how many bat and rat parts per million are ok in their ketchup.
 
2016-12-14 05:05:58 PM  

natazha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Boxed Trump supporters
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I am most amused by them being "inverted".


I only eat non-inverted ones.
 
2016-12-14 05:08:54 PM  

ChipNASA: natazha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Boxed Trump supporters
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I am most amused by them being "inverted".

I only eat non-inverted ones.


And off the bone.  There's no point in spending hours smoking a pig rectum if you can't say it was "falling-off-the-bone tender".
 
2016-12-14 05:09:22 PM  
.. lips, ears and snouts .. the traditional recipe ..
 
2016-12-14 05:09:26 PM  
Lips and rectums is a good description of what we got this year.
 
2016-12-14 05:09:44 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: natazha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Boxed Trump supporters
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I am most amused by them being "inverted".

It's the 'boneless' thing that gets me

/rectums have bones?


My rectum's never been boned.
 
2016-12-14 05:23:06 PM  
 
2016-12-14 05:29:30 PM  

Hoopy Frood: MaudlinMutantMollusk: natazha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Boxed Trump supporters
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I am most amused by them being "inverted".

It's the 'boneless' thing that gets me

/rectums have bones?

My rectum's never been boned.


I notice you don't respond to the "inverted" part. Well?
ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!
 
2016-12-14 05:33:41 PM  
Wait, is Hillary Clinton supposed to be organic beef in this metaphor?
 
2016-12-14 05:35:17 PM  
It's nice to know what food is being served at your local polling place.

http://democracysausage.org/
 
2016-12-14 05:45:04 PM  

Schmerd1948: Hoopy Frood: MaudlinMutantMollusk: natazha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Boxed Trump supporters
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I am most amused by them being "inverted".

It's the 'boneless' thing that gets me

/rectums have bones?

My rectum's never been boned.

I notice you don't respond to the "inverted" part. Well?
ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!


The rectum is inverted by inserting a device that looks vaguely like a grappling hook into the pig anus, twisting, and pulling the rectum out. Little known fact: pork rectum can double for calamari.

img.fark.net
 
2016-12-14 05:45:56 PM  

WaytooproudofTexasguy: Priapetic: Plus allowable amounts of rat droppings, human hair, excrement, etc.

Right, kinda sickening when you first realize that Heinz has government regulated restrictions on how many bat and rat parts per million are ok in their ketchup.


I'd call that a level of squeamishness that can only be achieved by people who, at least subconsciously/emotionally, believe that food grows in shops. You've probably swallowed more spiders in your sleep than you ever will in your ketchup.
 
2016-12-14 05:49:19 PM  

UsikFark: Schmerd1948: Hoopy Frood: MaudlinMutantMollusk: natazha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Boxed Trump supporters
[img.fark.net image 600x598]

I am most amused by them being "inverted".

It's the 'boneless' thing that gets me

/rectums have bones?

My rectum's never been boned.

I notice you don't respond to the "inverted" part. Well?
ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!

The rectum is inverted by inserting a device that looks vaguely like a grappling hook into the pig anus, twisting, and pulling the rectum out. Little known fact: pork rectum can double for calamari.

[img.fark.net image 550x440]


Not little known since an episode of This American Life.
/Ira Glass is a vegetarian
//You read that in his voice, didn't you?
///Act 3, "More Slashies"
 
2016-12-14 05:55:13 PM  

WaytooproudofTexasguy: Priapetic: Plus allowable amounts of rat droppings, human hair, excrement, etc.

Right, kinda sickening when you first realize that Heinz has government regulated restrictions on how many bat and rat parts per million are ok in their ketchup.


Any product grown in a field is likely to have a few bug parts. As long as there are no more than a few bug parts and the product is not considered harmful, it can go on the shelf.

http://www.fda.gov/RegulatoryInformation/Guidances/ucm056174.htm

^ there's a guide. The first few paragraphs are important reading because it answers some obvious "what ifs" you might have about circumventing the regulation.
 
2016-12-14 05:59:03 PM  

mainsail: UsikFark: Schmerd1948: Hoopy Frood: MaudlinMutantMollusk: natazha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Boxed Trump supporters
[img.fark.net image 600x598]

I am most amused by them being "inverted".

It's the 'boneless' thing that gets me

/rectums have bones?

My rectum's never been boned.

I notice you don't respond to the "inverted" part. Well?
ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!

The rectum is inverted by inserting a device that looks vaguely like a grappling hook into the pig anus, twisting, and pulling the rectum out. Little known fact: pork rectum can double for calamari.

[img.fark.net image 550x440]

Not little known since an episode of This American Life.
/Ira Glass is a vegetarian
//You read that in his voice, didn't you?
///Act 3, "More Slashies"


Not everyone listens to NPR. And not everyone who listens to NPR likes Ira Glass. And even people who hear and understand the words "calamari is just like pig rectum" won't all believe it. No, I don't hear things in his voice, and I rarely catch his show anyways because of timing and apathy.
 
2016-12-14 06:03:02 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Smashed avo -
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Plus
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Thick wholemeal toast, smashed avocado mixed with feta cheese, topped with a teaspoonful of balsamic vinegar. Salt & pepper, plus a coffee. Breakfast in heaven.
 
2016-12-14 06:14:32 PM  
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2016-12-14 06:39:11 PM  
When I think of rectum lips, I think of Trump
 
2016-12-14 06:45:37 PM  

vudukungfu: When I think of rectum lips, I think of Trump


I think you're over-thinking this...
 
2016-12-14 06:58:07 PM  
 
2016-12-14 07:09:53 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: natazha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Boxed Trump supporters
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I am most amused by them being "inverted".

It's the 'boneless' thing that gets me

/rectums have bones?


If they're lucky
 
2016-12-14 07:15:14 PM  

UsikFark: WaytooproudofTexasguy: Priapetic: Plus allowable amounts of rat droppings, human hair, excrement, etc.

Right, kinda sickening when you first realize that Heinz has government regulated restrictions on how many bat and rat parts per million are ok in their ketchup.

Any product grown in a field is likely to have a few bug parts. As long as there are no more than a few bug parts and the product is not considered harmful, it can go on the shelf.

http://www.fda.gov/RegulatoryInformation/Guidances/ucm056174.htm

^ there's a guide. The first few paragraphs are important reading because it answers some obvious "what ifs" you might have about circumventing the regulation.


What are you, some kind of moran?  You don't grow ketchup.  It comes in bottles.
 
2016-12-14 07:22:34 PM  
THOTHIDGETH?
 
2016-12-14 07:24:40 PM  
 
2016-12-14 07:50:27 PM  
How is this the first?

 
2016-12-14 09:17:39 PM  

MooseBayou: And put ketchup on it.

/got nuthin


They call it tomato sauce.
 
2016-12-14 09:38:11 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: natazha: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Boxed Trump supporters
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I am most amused by them being "inverted".

It's the 'boneless' thing that gets me

/rectums have bones?


This has probably already been covered but...

Yes, if they're gay.

NTTAWWT
 
2016-12-15 02:06:35 AM  

BullBearMS: [img.fark.net image 720x720]


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2016-12-15 12:45:45 PM  
My 92 YO father made me laugh the other day - said all politicians suffer from "diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the ears"
 
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