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(National Enquirer)   Ashton Kutcher finally gets punk'd. Black Eyed Peas give him a smackdown   (nationalenquirer.com) divider line 164
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2004-05-04 07:06:53 AM
You just know she loves it that there are photos like this on the web! (if anybody can hook it up so the photos show, please do so, I am no expert at that kind of thing)

http://members.tripod.com/~Denise_F/keeponstacy.jpg

http://members.tripod.com/~Denise_F/nicstacy.jpg

http://members.tripod.com/~Denise_F/stace89.jpg

http://members.tripod.com/~Denise_F/stacyd.jpg

http://members.tripod.com/~Denise_F/tika121.jpg

http://members.tripod.com/~Denise_F/stacybw.jpg
 
2004-05-04 07:08:28 AM
IMO, anyone who even bothers to watch such drivel is being punk'd.
 
2004-05-04 07:12:10 AM
Now that is a friend indeed.

/mess with the bull, get farked by the horns
 
2004-05-04 07:12:33 AM
I'm just waiting until they punk 50 Cent or Suge Knight.

(crickets.wav)
 
2004-05-04 07:22:44 AM
Ashton Kutcher is the moron's Allen Funt.
 
2004-05-04 07:28:41 AM
I'd rather see a 'prank' show where people actually get hurt or die or whatever, put it on HBO, call it....

Pwne'd.
 
2004-05-04 07:48:40 AM

can't with tripod BigBad... they can be linked tho

onetwothreefourfivesix

not new windows, right click, open new

 
2004-05-04 07:51:51 AM

jesus... after looking at those I feel so damn old now....

I remember watching that... "K-I-D-S!.... KIDDDSSSS IN-CORPoooRATTTTEDDDD !!!"

/smacks forehead

 
2004-05-04 08:01:14 AM
i think it was chris rock who asked why they never punk'd someone like DMX:

ashton: "you got punk'd!"
(swipe)
DMX: "you got stabbed!"
 
2004-05-04 08:04:40 AM
Ok has anyone else realized that all of these MTV "hidden" camera shows are staged anyway? Between Punk'd and the one they were running a few months ago where some guy annoyed the hell out of people on "hidden" camera for an alloted amount of time, then gave them cash....i've grown to get really pissed at how stupid the average americans are. The reason i say this is because plain and simple,...all of the cameras in these shows pan super fast, and pan in a human like motion, not motorized. The sound quality, being able to pick up each person's voice is far too clear to only have the people acting be wired. Yes, there are hidden cameras that pan...but not this quality, these are top of the line production shots, and i have a hard time believing they can hide them inside a clock or vase of flowers. Just a little heads up. Next time you watch Punk'd, or any MTV candid camera sorta deal, look at how the cameras move just as effectively as they would if there was a person standing right in on the set filming. It's quite funny, because the average person doesnt even realize this.
 
2004-05-04 08:07:04 AM
Punk'd?
No, you've been BOOGLARIZED, baby!
 
sos
2004-05-04 08:15:34 AM
I'll slap him for free. Asshat.
 
2004-05-04 08:21:03 AM
Factory81k
if you believe the audience of punk'd or the other show you mentioned is considered an average american, you're a little off...

but i agree, those shows, along with "reality" television, are all staged to a degree. people don't usually watch them because they believe the shows are real, but because they get entertained by it.
 
2004-05-04 08:24:08 AM
to people saying
"Two words: National Enquirer"
the "enquirer" usually has it right.
the "weekly world news" is the one that has the nerve to print the real stories like bat boy
 
2004-05-04 08:25:41 AM
What? Batboy isnt real?
 
2004-05-04 08:26:57 AM
Classic!

This would only have been improved by ghetto retard 9mm-held-sideways random gunfire.
 
2004-05-04 08:34:21 AM
I want to see this start a trend. I want to see more people on the recieving end of retarded 'reality' television pranks thump the fark out of the assholes.

Hell. I want to see kutcher punk 50 cent. 'You got SHOT biatch!'
 
2004-05-04 08:42:18 AM
I think Kutcher was just too scared to come out........He's never been absent before up until this.......I find it hard to believe........Farking Puss.
 
2004-05-04 08:46:23 AM
What I dislike MOST about this guy is he's so self important.
He acts like he's the one that came up with this whole idea, pranking people on camera.\

Allan who?

Dude, where's my original idea?

The black eyed peas? Way to "punk" big name talent there, bro.
Maybe next week you can get the lady who plays the maid on Will & Grace!!

SWEET!
 
2004-05-04 08:48:17 AM
I'll say it again...if trucker hats are cool, my grandpa was the bomb 30 years ago!
 
2004-05-04 08:49:13 AM
You are teh suck at trolling EmbodiedHate
 
2004-05-04 08:56:38 AM
What a b*tch. I wish someone would get Bruce Willis to whip up on his ass.....
 
2004-05-04 09:05:50 AM
Yes, it's true Kutcher doesn't come out on some pranks, because he's in a studio somewhere, faking thats he's on set.. you know the shots, he's sitting at some control console, and he stays there? yeah, thats definately staged, but as far as when it comes to celebrities, he ALWAYS walks out. So you know he was SCARED shiatLESS. As far as MTV getting permission, they can record you taking a shiat, but can't air it unless you sign a waiver, so if BEP really did beat the hair gel out of Kutcher's Kronies, it would never be aired, because 1) BEP would be so pissed off, they'd tell MTV to shove that waiver where the sun don't shine, and 2) MTV would never air anything that made them look bad.

They want to take over the world, and thats just not good PR.. why do you think they're all over that 'Rock the Vote' shiat... they're just preparing their PR machines for the day they nominate one of their executives for some political office..

That last part was just the 'Stephen Hyde' in me...
 
2004-05-04 09:09:04 AM
Ashton Kutcher is the moron's Allen Funt.

Yeah. Allen Funt was a certified brainiac. He only played *high class* filmed tricks on people. And everything old is good and everything new is bad.
/rose-colored glasses hata'
 
2004-05-04 09:17:11 AM
i smell marketing.
 
2004-05-04 09:22:18 AM
WTF, I demand more pictures of Fergie.
 
2004-05-04 09:31:49 AM
Hello_Kthullu

I wasn't trolling, I was trying to illustrate a point as to why its not a good idea to impersonate a cop with some people.

And trust me sweetheart, I can troll with the best if I want to, but why waste the breath?..;)
 
2004-05-04 09:33:26 AM
"2004-05-04 08:49:13 AM Hello_Kthullu
You are teh suck at trolling EmbodiedHate"


good, effective troll-control.

/appropriate
 
2004-05-04 09:33:49 AM
So it's OK to resist arrest i guess huh.
 
2004-05-04 09:36:27 AM
tr!pps
Yeah. Allen Funt was a certified brainiac. He only played *high class* filmed tricks on people. And everything old is good and everything new is bad.
/rose-colored glasses hata'


I don't know if Allen was a genius but he did invent the genre which, I think, says something. As for the class of Allen's pranks, he never played jokes that made people think that they were in danger or at risk of any sort of harm. His jokes were always intended to befuddle people.

This new generation of would-be successors get off on cruelty and sadism. If that's your thing then fine but, for myself, I'll Funt's antics any day of the week.
 
2004-05-04 09:41:09 AM
Funny how the Black Eyed Peas are hot ever since Fergie joined the band...

I guess their raps just sorta fell on my deaf ears until Fergie showed up and my penis somehow learned to hear?
 
2004-05-04 09:51:59 AM
nano: Anyone see anything wrong with the fact that they started beating up cops? Even if they weren't real cops, the guys still THOUGHT they were beating up cops.

You took the words outta my mouth.
 
2004-05-04 09:54:49 AM
I don't think this was the first time that celebrities didn't appreciate Punk'd humor... I remember reading that Dave Navarro (Jane's Addiction) and Carmen Electra freaked out during the taping of the first season of the show... Navarro supposedly went ape and I don't think the footage ever aired...
 
2004-05-04 09:57:52 AM
that one goat looking guy freaks me out whenever i see their videos
 
2004-05-04 10:02:51 AM
Now if we can just get someone with a CCW on Scare tactics on Sci-Fi...
 
2004-05-04 10:08:43 AM
Winktologist

Have any complaining asshat farkers actually seen Punk'd? Compared to most shiat on MTV, it's actually kind of funny. At least they dont' have any misconceptions about their own image, like the inappropriately named "Real World"

I watched the first season. They should have stopped then when it was still funny. But you are right, it's infinitely better than the crap like Viva La Bam. I would have slapped a restraining order on my son long ago.

I rarely watch MTV anymore. Maybe it's because I can still remember when they played videos? Maybe I just miss Martha Quinn and Alan Hunter?
 
2004-05-04 10:18:25 AM
Where is the love now biatches?
 
2004-05-04 10:32:52 AM
Oh...And he has no talent
 
2004-05-04 10:33:49 AM
Forget Punk'd. Has anyone seen that show Wildboyz? In one episode, Stevo sat under an elephant while it pissed and shat. I didn't know whether to laugh or throw up.
 
2004-05-04 10:44:23 AM
Too bad Ashton wasn't there. I'm waiting for the time when
a Punk'd recipient doesn't find it funny or freaks out and
beats Ashton to a pulp with a baseball bat. Maybe then
crap television like this will finally be cancelled.
 
2004-05-04 10:52:26 AM
vegasj: She's like a super-hot cross between Rene Russo and Carmen Electra. God, she's fine.
 
2004-05-04 10:54:24 AM
So some explain to me how Ashton Got punked if he wasn't there? If he wasn't there why did they even do the stunt? This entire story from the National Enquire p"unk all of you for even beliving it.
 
2004-05-04 11:05:55 AM
The best thing about Punk'd is not the tricks the pull, but the reactions of the pampered stars. Watch the one where they do some crap to Ashanti to see how much of a stuck up little beyotch she is.
 
2004-05-04 11:08:07 AM
They got retarted in there!

/anyone else got the new cd?
 
2004-05-04 11:10:17 AM
ALSO:
re: Fergie, there's a sweet pic of her in the "50 Most Beautiful People" issue of, uh, People.
I wouldn't kick her out of bed, and I'm a straight girl.. so it's pretty dang obvious all the "freaky lesbians" want her.
 
2004-05-04 11:22:29 AM
I like the Black Eyed Peas. Good music IMO. AK can suck a donkey dick and MTV is hell.
 
2004-05-04 11:32:26 AM
Umm, so if you think you are being unjustly arrested you should just punch the cop...hmmm, sounds like a good plan. Lucky he was A. Off Duty and B. Acting. I'm surprised he didn't press charges.

The whole thing is stupid for many reasons. Ashton's an overexposed imbecile and it doesn't sound like Blacked Eyed Peas and their contrived names are any smarter.
 
2004-05-04 11:51:11 AM
It's getting ridiculous how misleading the headlines are that are being approved these days.
 
2004-05-04 12:11:01 PM
Is it just me or is a Amy Lee a huge poser. Dresses like a Goth yet is tremendously huge Jesus Freak. Its an odd mix.

Oh yeah I'd love to insert my penis into Fergie's vagina anyday.
 
2004-05-04 12:31:29 PM
jantzenkd

Yeah Steve-O is much funnier than those asshats Ashton Kutcher and Bam Margera!
All he does is beat up his dad and reenact crappy HIM/HER videos, anyway..


Btw, CKY sucked too (saw all 4)
 
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