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2004-05-02 12:51:14 PM
guy/girl/guy 3somes arent kosher.. unless youre a porn star(and even then..yuck).
theres just an uneasy feeling one gets when backdoorin some cutie while feeling some other guys tool probing her insides with just 1/8th inch of flesh separating the two of you.

and remember fellas, a guy/girl/girl 3some may seem great on paper.. BUT.. u have to do twice the work and please 2 women totally. dont go in half-steppin.. bring it!

--i have a resume.
 
2004-05-02 05:10:41 PM
Too much sausage.
 
2004-05-02 05:10:53 PM
theres just an uneasy feeling one gets when backdoorin some cutie while feeling some other guys tool probing her insides with just 1/8th inch of flesh separating the two of you

This is one of three things I didn't want to think about today. Unfortunately, this is the best of them, and reminded me of the other two.
 
2004-05-02 05:11:53 PM
Youre going about it all wrong... You misspelled half the work and I think you meant two women to please you totally.

No thanks necessary.
 
2004-05-02 05:11:55 PM
Looks less like a threesome and more like some creepy guy watching the other couple. Could be a lousy pic.
 
2004-05-02 05:12:04 PM
Link to high-res pic?? Anyone?
 
2004-05-02 05:12:18 PM
Sweaty threesome on giant billboard draws attention

...while sticky foursome goes unnoticed?
 
2004-05-02 05:15:12 PM
"Haven't you ever heard of a menage a three?"

"Yeah, with two Women! I'm outta here..."

/South Park
 
2004-05-02 05:15:45 PM
Now two chicks and a dude is cool.

As long as the dude goes away before the action starts.
 
2004-05-02 05:17:37 PM
In other news, Captain Obvious says that he just can't wait until those little Olsen girls are legal and Hef adds a hefty chunk to their empire to drop-trou for Playboy Magazine...
 
2004-05-02 05:17:54 PM
Is the other guy taking notes or wating to be tagged in?

And who is he waiting to tag in for? Things could go from bad to worse.
 
2004-05-02 05:18:27 PM
Stupid Italians.
 
2004-05-02 05:19:01 PM
...can't wait to slap the ham when that issue comes out.
 
2004-05-02 05:20:27 PM
Mr. Snutz

hey, where did my arrow pointing to the personal go?

Read the FArQ, numbnuts. The relevant part is under the Messages Devoid of Content section.
 
2004-05-02 05:22:11 PM
Attention whores... I'll never buy their overpriced jeans.
 
2004-05-02 05:22:30 PM
Hey Daily Post, NOBODY CARES!

/nobody with brains, anyhow
 
2004-05-02 05:23:07 PM
Erm. Daily News.

/quiet, you.
 
2004-05-02 05:24:22 PM
paranoidandroid: Then how do you explain why his post about why his post was deleted is still here? :)
 
2004-05-02 05:24:28 PM
And what New Yorkers are offended by this? Irish and Italian Catholics, and the sizeable population of Muslim illegal immigrants? Boo hoo.
 
2004-05-02 05:24:54 PM
Calvin Klein using near naked models to get peoples attention? im shocked! outraged! well ok im lying i dont give a crap.
 
2004-05-02 05:26:49 PM
MikeWeath

So I can call him a numbnuts and refer him to the FArQ, duh! :-)
 
2004-05-02 05:27:58 PM
Sweaty threesome in title of Fark link draws my attention
 
2004-05-02 05:28:25 PM
MMF, while gross to some, leaves a lot of options open. If you ever get tired of boinking one, the other can provide a different change of pace...
 
2004-05-02 05:31:17 PM
I have a strict one shwance per room or billboard policy. Now multiple kittens, that's just beautiful teamwork.
 
2004-05-02 05:31:34 PM
The billboard, I understand, kinda; Why New Yorkers call it Howston Street, never.
 
2004-05-02 05:35:11 PM
I'm glad they displayed a good pic so we could judge for ourselves.
 
2004-05-02 05:36:49 PM
The man and woman look good, but the other man is a turnoff because it looks like he is waiting around for sloppy seconds, so it ruins the horny romantic atmosphere. Although maybe some chicks like the idea of getting double banged.
 
2004-05-02 05:37:33 PM
Yeah, Dr.Knockboots makes it sound like my dirtiest fantasy will never come true.
 
2004-05-02 05:42:30 PM
Is he trying to out-whore Ambercrombie & Finch?
 
2004-05-02 05:42:38 PM
The buns-baring billboard

huh? if that's 'buns-baring' then all kinds of women in lowrider jeans are baring their buns daily.
 
2004-05-02 05:43:05 PM
That building has always had Calvin Klein ads on it, covering the windows for every apartment in the building. However, on the top floor, closest to broadway there had always been a hole cut in the billboard for one window. That window was in an apartment belonging to a close friend of Calvin Klein. The hole is no longer there for some reason.

About 100 feet away is a giant yahoo billboard that people in the neighborhood want to tear down.
 
2004-05-02 05:43:25 PM
No! was it supposed to do that?
 
2004-05-02 05:48:23 PM
wow. I live in a whole different world than the people complaining abouot that tame little billboard. Also the fearfully homophobic posters concerend about their willies getting too close to another guy's. hm.
 
2004-05-02 05:50:39 PM
ms. sin : im sorry.. allow me to make it up to you

not remotely safe for work or peoples under age of 18, or as law states.

pic 0
a 3some pic
pic 2
whahahaha
jungle love
nice face
at this one
http://community.webshots.com/s/image5/1/70/10/60817010zvttPV_ph.jpg

heres an idea i've been kicking around. find a decent looking girl that wouldnt mind group sex. tell her to pretend shes my wife, go to swing party.. and have a rompin good time.
come home with flowers for my real wife.
 
2004-05-02 05:55:21 PM
"Also the fearfully homophobic posters concerend about their willies getting too close to another guy's. hm."

That doesn't make you homophobic, it makes you homosexual.
 
2004-05-02 05:57:55 PM
Who is Calvin Klein?
 
2004-05-02 05:59:15 PM
Okay, those pictures are just disturbing, Dr. Knockboots. Well, except the first one, which is just standard porn fare.

And it's time once again to ask rhiannon what the fark she's talking about.
 
2004-05-02 05:59:35 PM
Anyone up for some Calvinball?

/got nuthin
 
2004-05-02 06:01:33 PM
I was about to ask rhiannon (who is male) just that.
 
2004-05-02 06:02:21 PM
I'm not homophobic, I'm metrosexual. Means I only do it when the Mets make the playoffs.


/sigh
 
2004-05-02 06:03:17 PM
Okay, what he's talking about.

/wonders who the fark would name their son "rhiannon"
 
2004-05-02 06:03:19 PM
Contrary to virtually every porn vid on the subject, a boy/girl/boy 3some does NOT have to involve an inevitable anal/vaginal DP. That's like, level 27. You can keep it around level 10 (oral + vaginal) or so and the two guys agree to stay at, err, opposite ends of the situation.
 
2004-05-02 06:03:35 PM
Im sooooo happy the USA was started by a bunch of religious freaks that ENGLAND coudn't even stand (Puritans). Too bad they didn't get raided by Spanish pirates on the high seas or simply killed off by the Brit's before they could "Purify" another country.
 
2004-05-02 06:08:22 PM
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, it's gotta go," said Miguel Rosario, 38, as he walked past the new billboard at Lafayette St. and Houston.



First thing I thought of.

/obscure?
 
2004-05-02 06:08:24 PM
Im sooooo happy the USA was started by a bunch of religious freaks that ENGLAND coudn't even stand

What history book said they LET them go?
"Get outta here, ya crazy guys. We'll see ya later."
 
2004-05-02 06:09:55 PM
I'm sooooo happy that no one would think to try and troll a news post about a stupid billboard.
 
2004-05-02 06:14:57 PM
Oh, what I was trying to get at was not wanting to engage in sexual situations with members of your own sex by no means makes you homophobic.
 
2004-05-02 06:23:13 PM
Oh, what I was trying to get at was not wanting to engage in sexual situations with members of your own sex by no means makes you homophobic.

yeah. But abject fear of having your body parts touch the body parts of another man sort of makes you a homophobe.
 
2004-05-02 06:30:52 PM
Actually homophobia has nothing to do with it. You' know where her mouth's just been...you wanna kiss her?
 
2004-05-02 06:31:23 PM
I suppose it depends on what definition of homophobe you use. I use, what I believe to be, its most common usage:
"Fear of or contempt for lesbians and gay men."
 
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