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(IOL.co.za)   BMW drivers really do get more tail. Here comes the science   (iol.co.za) divider line 121
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2004-05-02 02:45:28 AM
And BTW, I personally have come to the conclusion that guys who drive a BMW probably do get more because (here comes the social psychology) even subconsciencously a guy who drives one will feel more confident in approaching a woman because he feels good about himself. It's all about Confidence guys.
And also, just so no one thinks I'm an old guy who owns a bimmer and a volvo or that my parents bought them for me. I'm 20 years old and pay for both cars myself through freelance multimedia design contracts and a part time job.
 
2004-05-02 03:23:08 AM
Jabber:

By that logic, shouldn't porsche drivers get the most?

/duh
 
2004-05-02 03:43:50 AM
NiFi:

Nice car! Man... old bimmers are gorgeous.

Jafac:

Amen amount Saab. The 89-93 900s are gorgeous. Every time I see a black 900 turbo my heart skips a beat. Myself I have a '94 9000 turbo, which isn't quite as nice as the 89-93 900s in terms of style (its a later generation), but its still a very nice hatchback. However, these new Saab sedans such, and that new 9-2x Subaru is idiotic. Why the heck does that Saab have an air scoop? It looks about as Swedish as Fidel Castrol does.
 
2004-05-02 03:44:46 AM
Eeep.. excuse the few words missing in that last post.
 
2004-05-02 03:47:49 AM
And finally, despite the lack of sex you get, Porsches are the sexiest cars on earth, period. Much more practical than a Ferrari, much safer than a Lambo, and they're just gorgeous. Cheap too, relatively speaking. Get the 4WD turbo and you won't die in the snow either. The current RUF 911 Turbo is godlike.
 
2004-05-02 04:23:26 AM
johnnowak

While I can see how one would be attached to the classic Saab style, I'd say the new 9-3 is a great balance (or call it "compromise") between style, uniqueness, and new-ness.
 
2004-05-02 04:24:06 AM
and still references the older Saabs to some extent, if you look real hard.
 
2004-05-02 04:34:19 AM
I've got two words for you all: Mercedes Benz
 
2004-05-02 05:28:53 AM
Boinkers

I've got two words for you all: Mercedes Benz

Word.

/E280...aiming for CL 500 4 me & S 320 for my dad...wish me luck : )
 
2004-05-02 05:46:37 AM
i drive an XJ8 (Jaguar) ... and my car or country manufacturer is not even mentioned... where do i fall in this category??

oh well.. time to go shag the girlfriend.. then wake her up and have her fix me breakfast!!
 
2004-05-02 05:59:02 AM
"i drive an XJ8 (Jaguar) ... and my car or country manufacturer is not even mentioned... where do i fall in this category?"

Ford :P
 
2004-05-02 08:07:24 AM
E55 AMG
 
2004-05-02 08:10:32 AM
OK, if it has not already been said, but they interviewed the car owners. Since vanity runs deep here, I suspect their little egos were also inflated by the little white lies concerning the frequency of sex. Sexy cars do not make up for lack of stroke in other areas.
 
2004-05-02 08:20:28 AM
I have 3 Fords. I beat the 1.7 average by about, hmmmmmm, about 8. I don't think the survey took into account multiple vehicles from the same manufacturer. There should be a multiplier for that. BTW, where was chevy's in that survey ? Course cheap vehicles require cheap sex, maybe some skanky hotel trash.
 
2004-05-02 09:13:47 AM
I see Ford products on the list. I see Chrysler products on the list. Gee, no GM products?

Real men don't wear bow ties!

P.S. Your Honda sucks. The girls that see you in your Honda will not.
 
2004-05-02 10:24:00 AM
M3's are so cool, I would gladly have sex with one.
 
2004-05-02 11:17:57 AM
Psssh, Mercedes. Yes, quality vehicles...

But they're aging vehicles. The styling is old. In the most recent Car and Driver luxury vehicle test, they placed dead last, even behind the ::snicker:: VW Phaeton.

The top 3 were the Lexus L430, Jaguar XJ8, and BMW 745i. And the vehicle with the all around best performance? The BMW. Perfect mix of luxury styling and sports car performance. There's a reason my BMW 5-series and now 3-series continually own the yearly Top 10 list.
 
2004-05-02 12:15:36 PM
And those Ricers get even more sex, what with their phallic 4 foot peacock tail fins, fake sponsor sticker plumage, mating-call fart mufflers, and redefined "horsepower" specs.

What a totally misleading and incomplete survey.
 
2004-05-02 03:30:45 PM
Buckshot

as far as BMWs go - styling wise - only 3 models are attractive - 6 series, 7 series and the M5 (2004)...

/but, nothing beats the CL 500 in my eyes.. : )
 
2004-05-02 03:31:36 PM
Sorry I'm late for the party...


A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!


A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.


The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
 
2004-05-02 03:54:12 PM
My BMW gets me nowhere. My 67 Corvette 427 has women staring. I once had a nubile young lady just hop in at a red light, saying, "I know you're not a creep, cuz creeps don't drive classics." She was wrong. I still didn't get any, but A for effort.
 
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