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(Some Guy)   A nude swimsuit. Not safe for work   ( divider line
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21121 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2002 at 10:37 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-05 10:42:00 AM  
from the desk of... wtf?
2002-01-05 10:43:54 AM  
"You can Look Naked without Being Naked! "
Why? This question will make me lose sleep tonight.
2002-01-05 10:44:11 AM  
why not just.. go naked..
2002-01-05 10:48:28 AM  
sorry, but that is retarded.
2002-01-05 10:54:25 AM  
OHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh MANNNNnnnnnn !
I was hoping for some tang !
2002-01-05 10:56:34 AM  
In the case of MOST people, It should require a mask too!
2002-01-05 10:59:06 AM  
It might be better if some people just hired a good-looking nude person to go to the pool in their place.
2002-01-05 11:05:48 AM  
ewww. why does her face look Photoshopped?
2002-01-05 11:12:30 AM  
Do they have one for guys that makes it look like you have some serious junk down below.
2002-01-05 11:18:31 AM  
It's only a matter of time before this idea is picked up by the "This is NOT kiddie porn"-type websites.
2002-01-05 11:19:14 AM  
Now I can BUY my birthday suit......
2002-01-05 11:20:52 AM  
If Pete and Repeat are walking down the street, and Pete fell into a manhole, who would be left?


Sorry to whoever I stole that from...I remember it from when I was a kid. Anyhow, we had this on here a few months ago....

2002-01-05 11:36:49 AM  
old news
2002-01-05 11:39:27 AM  
My eyes! AARRRRGGGHHHHHHH! My virgin eyes!
2002-01-05 11:39:56 AM  
I've been wearing this swimsuit to work lately. People have been fooled into thinking that I was a woman and I was nude. Good product.
2002-01-05 12:19:18 PM  
Whelmed, are you wearing the suit in you pic? If so, then it must be superior to all those imitation "nude suits" you see in loud infomercials at 3 in the morning.
2002-01-05 12:30:06 PM  
Those imitation "nude suits" in the infomercials suck. The nipples are always in the wrong place, and my cock-n-balls always distorts the bush.
2002-01-05 01:00:14 PM  
Maybe the gang at can make some nude Ass Pants and that'll make my job easier when it comes time to taking pictures.

Coming soon:
"Plumber's Crack"
"Thongs That Sit Higher Than The Top of Your Pants Ass"
"I Tuck My T-shirt Into My Panties Ass"
"3-Day-Old Undies Ass"
"Forgot to Wipe Ass"

I can see it now. This is revolutionary.
2002-01-05 01:00:38 PM  
This site has a lot of swimsuits, which are hardly swimsuits at all. More like some gauze or a string which allows for full viewing of pretty much everything.

2002-01-05 01:49:05 PM  
This is a repeat from a couple months ago
2002-01-05 01:56:37 PM  
Bush nightmare...
[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-05 02:00:37 PM  
Wait a minute Whelmed, isn't that GirlyGirl's pic in your profile?
2002-01-05 02:27:45 PM is camel-toe central.
2002-01-05 02:45:34 PM  
Sburbncwby, I hope you submitted that as a "boobies" link before you gave it here...

God bless Australia!

2002-01-05 03:36:17 PM  
Repeat? or follow up?
2002-01-05 03:57:25 PM  
Do these come in plus sizes for women? Are rolls of fat and stretch marks airbrushed in, too?
2002-01-05 05:29:57 PM  
now, correct me if i'm wrong, but wouldn't this thing be completely useless if you don't have the exact same skin color, or if you're standing up? there's now shading or anything on the boobies, making it only look semi-normal when she's lying down, and viewed from above.
2002-01-05 05:37:52 PM  
Repeat but from before summer. For the n00bs, I suppose it was worth re-posting.
2002-01-05 06:50:32 PM  
I wanna get one of those and go into school some time in it. :)

Oh, I'm a male, in case you didn't know. A fat male. With badly faded dyed hair.
2002-01-05 08:04:10 PM  
This thread was farked yesterday.....What other kind of shiat will they come up with next?
2002-01-05 08:47:59 PM  
Just like a frat party where all the guys are wearing party naked t-shirts. Kind of defeats the purpose. I'm naked under my clothes anyhoo.
2002-01-06 12:10:47 AM  
I'm still waiting for a suit that makes you look clothed when actually you're naked
2002-01-06 04:18:23 AM  
Anybody notice the "fingers" on the model's left hand??
2002-01-06 04:05:05 PM  
That's odd - Her left hand looks like a hoof.
2002-01-06 05:16:04 PM  
"It just doesn't get any gayer than this."

2002-01-07 08:59:59 AM  
There's a price for redundancy
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