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anyone remember Kenny Rogers' Fried Chicken?

I can't wait to try the Billy Ray Cyrus filet of Mullet

Dolly Parton's melons???
They haven't been fresh for 30 years!!!

2004-04-30 02:29:01 PM Felicity Shagwell


anyone remember Kenny Rogers' Fried Chicken?


It was rotisserie cooked over a wood fire. The wood got to be a big cost for the franchises. Pretty good chicken, better than KFC fried. The corn muffins were good too.

/had a friend who worked at one

And this is news

/very disappointed

I always thought Clint Black should run an African-American porn site -

Clint Black's Black Clits

No really, I just said that out loud.

What about Uncle Jesse's Nuts? They're salty!
/real product

New products this spring include microwaveable bacon, sausage links and a line of bottled water from a Hohenwald spring called "White Lightning,"

Folks, just a little PSA: Don't drink any water from Hohenwald. Just trust me on this.

Jimmy Dean comments that he has never sausage a thing.

Roy Clark's Confectioner's Sugar?

I'm waiting for Willie Nelson's line of brownies.

I don't care how old they are, I'd still like to have a go at Dolly's melons. I'd have to check them for ripeness. Many, many times.

Why?

Jonny Cash "Ring of fire" Jalipino donuts

Hahaha! The only product I have ever seen endorsed by George Jones is DOG FOOD. He's had his own brand of dog food for quite a few years now. I suppose sausage is the next logical step. :-P

'If George says it's good, then it's good, by George!'

Winona's beer-battered fishsticks!

Tim McGraw's Indian Coleslaw.

/ashamed that I know anything about country music

Felicity:
Remember it? I /worked/ at Kenny Rogers' Roasters.

God I hated that job.

Would a George Jones line of fancy liquor be more apropo?

I lived right down the street from the only Kenny Roger's Fried Chicken place in New York City.

Stuff was pretty good, too, but went out of business in only a year or two.

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/dolly/default.htm
//lame

Johnny Paycheck's Paycheck Loan Company?

Johnny Cash's Cash Advances?

eminem's M&M's

LOL!!!!

This is nothing new, Jimmy Dean was smokin' that pure po'k sausage for decades before this.

Nightsweat

You are'nt far off. Johnny Cash was an offical sponsor of Canada Trust bank machines when the were first installed.

They were called Johnny Cash Machines.

There was life sized cardboard cut outs of Cash in all the banks. I stole 3. I still got 2. Ebay anyone???

Rock-N-Roll Star Gene Simmons has been having some of Anna's cherry pie.

Force McCocken

I remember that Grapevine Mills Mall (near Dallas/Fort Worth Airport) used to have a Kenny Rogers restaurant--it was pretty good. Last time I was at that mall, though, it wasn't there anymore.
On an interesting note, I thought for a long time that Kenny Rogers' restaurant was just a Seinfeld thing. I didn't know until a few years ago that it really existed.

I don't know why but that headline made me laugh out loud. Ahhh...must be friday.

How about Reba McEntire's I-Think-I'm-Rather-Sassy-But-Really-Need-A-Good-Hard-Smack-To-Wipe-The-Stupid- Smirk-I-Always-Wear-Off-My-Face-Cuz-I-Give-Both-Country-Music-And-Sitcoms-Wors e-Names-Than-They-Already-Have Pie.

"Yes, for delivery. I'd like a box of Shania Twain's, please."