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(TheForce.net)   Two jackasses already waiting in line for Star Wars Episode 2 (doesn't come out til May)   (theforce.net) divider line 101
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2002-01-04 09:02:40 PM
Have fun.
 
2002-01-04 09:04:10 PM
Maybe they'll die. That'd be fun.
 
2002-01-04 09:05:23 PM
Anybody in the Seattle area have paintball guns? I know two sitting ducks that we can hit for the next 4 1/2 months.
 
2002-01-04 09:06:38 PM
"Over the course of the next four months we plan on capturing our adventures and experiences on the streets of Seattle with our cameras and journals."

I hope we get to see the looks on their pale, thin starved faces when they see Jar Jar Binks rape our culture once more.
 
2002-01-04 09:08:13 PM
Hopefully a street sweeper will eventually come along and dispose of them like the rest of the unsightly garbage on the sidewalk.
 
2002-01-04 09:11:57 PM
In other news, two guys do absolutely nothing constructive for four months...


Did anyone else notice this!?



What is Anakin doing to Greedo!?
 
2002-01-04 09:13:14 PM
Seattle Examiner Headline: "Two new wino urinals appear in front of theatre"
 
2002-01-04 09:14:58 PM
Attack of the Clones: Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar

and so on.
 
2002-01-04 09:15:16 PM
i'd bet any amount of money these 2 guys have never been laid.
 
2002-01-04 09:17:36 PM
Not counting each other.
 
2002-01-04 09:17:38 PM
May the force be with them, stuck about a mile up their asses.
 
2002-01-04 09:19:06 PM
They must be NSync fans!
 
2002-01-04 09:21:17 PM
Unequivocal proof that abortion should be allowed retroactively.
 
2002-01-04 09:23:11 PM
I hope they realize that they can never pull out of a stunt like this. I'm sure their lives were laughable enough as it was, but imagine infinite ridicule they would get if they were to give up say, the next day (maybe it will get too hot).
 
2002-01-04 09:23:43 PM
Grivas:
May both these guys end up fat, rich, and dead!!
Just went back to the site. Beautiful ending, man.
 
2002-01-04 09:24:05 PM
But in France, you can sue retroactively for not being aborted! What wonderful philosophies will the frogs give us next, I wonder! :)
 
2002-01-04 09:24:41 PM
Behold the dumbest people who ever lived.
 
2002-01-04 09:26:54 PM
These guys really need to get a life. Jeebus, it's a friggin' movie.
A friggin' movie with N'Sync.
A friggin' movie with N'Sync and Jar Jar Binks.

Good God.
 
2002-01-04 09:27:59 PM
Blizzard...Please God...Huge Blizzard
 
2002-01-04 09:30:37 PM
Did anyone ever see the episode of the Man Show where they dressed up as Star Wars characters and cut to the front of that huge ass line when Episode 1 came out?

That was some funny stuff watching Star Wars geeks get angry on camera.
 
2002-01-04 09:31:25 PM
I am getting in line this weekend... There are already two people in front of me
 
2002-01-04 09:33:45 PM
"Biggs, pull out you're not doing any good back there."
Anal sex and Star Wars, these two fags should be experts in 4 months time.
 
2002-01-04 09:34:19 PM
i'm not sure that what these guys are doing is any worse than me sitting in my cubicle for the next four months... at least they get fresh air and a tan. and beaten up.
 
2002-01-04 09:34:44 PM
I bet one (or both) of them has a Darth Maul erotic fanfic site.

Anyone remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle porn posted a while ago? I'm sure that pales in comparison to the stuff these two dream about.
 
2002-01-04 09:37:55 PM
"Over the course of the next four months we plan on capturing our adventures and experiences on the streets of Seattle with our cameras and journals. What we do with it after it's all done with...ask us then."

Poofs.
 
2002-01-04 09:39:27 PM
Star Wars in '77 was the greatest film ever. And yes, it still is.
 
2002-01-04 09:42:23 PM
Ummm, no. I love Star Wars, I went through the same obsession half of America did in 1997, but the best movie ever is The Godfather.

OR, Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
 
2002-01-04 09:42:32 PM
Star Wars in '77 was the only good Star Wars film ever.

Far be it from a Farker to tell anyone to get a life, but these two gimps could do with a clue.
 
2002-01-04 09:45:02 PM
The entire concept was masterminded by Jeff over a year ago, "I wanted to wait in line for two years, but just couldn't do it, so I figured what a great way to start off a new year." John concluded, "when Jeff mentioned the idea to me a year ago, I have to admit, I too thought if was off the wall, but after convincing me and seeing the fun in store I just had to join him."

1. uhh no mastermind needed here - just a bottle of whiskey and a bet.
2. off the wall? NOPE! just farking stupid.

die die die.
 
2002-01-04 09:45:39 PM
dumb ass farkers.... I hope they get "removed" the day before the tickets go on sale.

I am all for "lining up", but this is alittle silly....
 
2002-01-04 09:46:51 PM
I am gonna call my buddy in Seattle and have him and his boys go throw eggs at these dumb freaks........
 
2002-01-04 09:48:04 PM
Altima: yeah that was a great movie. Peter Sellers is awesome...
 
2002-01-04 09:50:51 PM
i agree with Kosh, if 6 months isnt too late into it, then 16 years isnt much of a stretch.
 
2002-01-04 09:50:54 PM
And this one time, at computer camp,...
 
2002-01-04 09:51:45 PM
ALTIMA- dr strangelove is a kickass movie, but the godfather farking sucked! (so did 2 and 3)
 
2002-01-04 09:51:57 PM
Sounds like the two shiats waiting in line for Ep 2 here...they're right beside the sign saying "MOVIE THEATER TO BE CONSTRUCTED ON THIS SITE"
 
2002-01-04 09:52:04 PM
Blair: Empire Strikes BAck was good I thought....
 
2002-01-04 09:53:02 PM
Hytes:



Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
 
2002-01-04 09:53:15 PM
did anyone read the second article? this whole site is for people w/o a clue or a life.
 
2002-01-04 09:54:58 PM
Godfather 1 and 2 good.

Godfather 3... It's bad! It's bad!

 
2002-01-04 09:59:44 PM
Wow, they will be really disappointed when it is released
 
2002-01-04 10:01:19 PM
Has anyone seen "Sex Wars"? It stars Princess Lay-me, what a classic..check it out

 
2002-01-04 10:13:27 PM
I guess that makes it SFW Ryanmac72? heh
 
2002-01-04 10:20:15 PM
What gets me is they decided to do thin in Seattle! Why not somewhere warm?
 
2002-01-04 10:25:04 PM
some rich guy should buy up the entire theaters seats on opening nite or all but two in the very back behind some guys with big hats
 
2002-01-04 10:27:31 PM
Ryanmac72: great job on the censor blobs.. you can barely tell that's bush.
 
2002-01-04 10:37:41 PM
Wait, if they are going to be wandering around taking pictures, then they will not be waiting in line.
 
2002-01-04 10:39:08 PM
Ass clowns...
 
2002-01-04 10:41:06 PM
Must be the spawn of trekkies.
 
2002-01-04 10:41:34 PM
when theyre walking around taking pictures someone should steal their place in line.
 
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