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(KING5 Seattle)   Idiot drives eight miles between two live train tracks - gets hit twice and lives   ( ) divider line
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3300 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jan 2002 at 9:01 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-04 09:06:18 PM  
2002-01-04 09:06:20 PM  
I am sure he was truly disappointed... I mean with trying so hard for that Darwin Award and twice just missing it.
2002-01-04 09:12:32 PM  
Is that the old dude that crashed into the DMV?
2002-01-04 09:23:38 PM  
but he apparently became disoriented.

Disoriented? WTF?

New drivers test. Every 5 years after 60. Every 2 after 75. At some point, you have to take away the keys...
2002-01-04 10:19:08 PM  
2002-01-04 10:24:56 PM  
Fortune favors the stupid
2002-01-04 10:58:04 PM  
I'm jealous 'cause this one time when I was out in the parking lot cleaning out my excess ear wax with a golfing pencil, this guy he comes up to me and he says "I was driving on the train tracks and got hit by a train!" Man...if I was that guy I could've had such a good come back.
2002-01-04 11:16:21 PM  
As I always say..."there is no shortage of idiots!"
2002-01-04 11:39:51 PM  
Do I smell pot?
2002-01-04 11:52:48 PM  
Alpha Wulph: damn, is it leaking through my speakers?
2002-01-05 12:00:39 AM  
"KALAMA - A man, woman and 19-month-old child were unhurt after two passenger trains clipped the pickup truck they were in as it drove for miles along a gravel path between the railroad tracks, Cowlitz County sheriff's deputies say."

A mind is a terrible thing to waste on an idiot.
2002-01-05 12:22:40 AM  
Funny. This reminds of our favorite phrase at my school.

Me: Hey I'll give you a dollar if you get it with your teeth from the urinal.

Retard in the restroom: *thinks about it* Ok!!!.

The "I'll give you a dollar" phrase always works. :D
2002-01-05 12:25:09 AM  
And this guy has OFFSPRING?
2002-01-05 12:41:24 AM  
lets hope the child was adopted like me
2002-01-05 02:24:23 AM  
The scary thing is he will probably sue the railroads for allowing him to be in a position to tresspass on their property and win a couple mil for it due to the totally emotional wreck him and his family have become due to their experiences....
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