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(Yahoo)   Ever wonder who would win in a fight between Miss Piggy and Ralph? Hurry down to Louisiana before it's too late   ( divider line
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2004-04-29 10:34:13 AM  
Mods ought to change "Ralph" to reflect a common dogs name.. or since this is Louisiana, replace it with "Fideaux"..or some other phonetic cajun form of "fido".
(if u do, delete above this line please.. or dont and make me look like a jackass)

I lived in louisiana for 5 yrs, fine wimmin down there, but none too bright.

/Yankee city boy
2004-04-29 10:50:07 AM  
Ralph = Ralph Wiggums?
2004-04-29 12:18:06 PM  
If you're going for a Muppets reference, "Rowlf" was the name of the dog.
2004-04-29 12:34:00 PM  
Definitely should be Rowlf.
2004-04-29 12:47:55 PM  
i completely overlooked the Muppets reference.

-hums the muppet babies theme song-

and zerkelflax ... thats "space" for bless you.
2004-04-29 01:05:34 PM  
"Louisiana: Third World and Proud of It"

I guess that summs it up. We should declare war on them next.
2004-04-29 01:06:07 PM  
I wanna see Danny Bonaduce fight Miss Piggy.

/She'd kick his ass
2004-04-29 01:06:48 PM  
Hiiiiii YA!
2004-04-29 01:07:27 PM  
awwww i wanted to mention to be the one to inform of the spelling of "Rowlf".

he rocked because he played the piano!!! and gave schroeder (from peanuts) a good run for his money!
2004-04-29 01:08:20 PM  
I agree: Rowlf != Ralph

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Kiz [BareFark]
2004-04-29 01:10:03 PM  
In that match-up, my money would be on the pig, every time. Rowlf may be suave, but he's no fighter.
2004-04-29 01:10:11 PM  
I thought Hog-Doggin was going out to bars and picking up fat ugly chicks.
2004-04-29 01:10:32 PM  
Jeez, can't these people just stick to chicken drops?
2004-04-29 01:10:51 PM  
I submitted this last week with a far better headline.
2004-04-29 01:12:37 PM  
Your dog wants pork.
2004-04-29 01:12:43 PM  
This is exactly the reason I left that hell hole of a state. it's 2004 and there are still people out there that find this type of thing stimulating. Although, I do have to take the writer to task, I lived there al my life up until 6 months ago and never once in 28 years did I ever see a bumber sticker that said "Llouisiana: third world and proud of it."
2004-04-29 01:12:56 PM  
2004-04-29 01:05:34 PM mryoop789
I guess that summs it up.

It took me 10 minutes to realize I can't spell. *sigh*
2004-04-29 01:13:39 PM  
That would be Louisiana. Still trying to get rid of my La. edumacation.
2004-04-29 01:14:07 PM  
I say we take off and nuke Louisiana from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
2004-04-29 01:14:33 PM  

"A Louisiana state legislator is trying to outlaw a violent spectator sport: fights pitting vicious dogs against wild hogs."

Martha Stewart vs. Anna Nicole Smith !!!! My money on the heifer !

2004-04-29 01:14:50 PM  
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It's on, piggy!!!
2004-04-29 01:16:32 PM  
This almost failed to pass when a cockfighting ban ammendment was added. The cockfighting ammendment was removed.

Miss Piggy rules.
2004-04-29 01:16:53 PM  
Outlaw the hog-doggin' and then implement mandatory russian roulette competitions a la Deer Hunter for every asshat who ever sponsored one of these events.
2004-04-29 01:17:07 PM  
Headline = TEN TIMES the headline I submitted! I salute you! :)
2004-04-29 01:18:05 PM  

I think that's just called Hoggin'
2004-04-29 01:18:37 PM  
Here is a story with a more complete (and colorful) description of hog-dogging.
2004-04-29 01:20:22 PM  
Wild pigs damage crops in Northeastern New Mexico
By The Associated Press
Apr 26, 2004, 12:18 am

CLAYTON (AP) New Mexico's northeastern edge has a pig problem. Roving bands of feral pigs are plowing through fences, targeting wheat and corn fields for an easy meal and gashing holes into rangeland while rooting for food.

Maybe Loozyanna would loan us some of them dawgs?
2004-04-29 01:20:47 PM  
Let's try that again.

Here is a story with a more complete (and colorful) description of hog-dogging.

In case the link buggers up again, the url is

2004-04-29 01:21:26 PM  
Is there betting involved or does the winner at least get to eat the loser?
2004-04-29 01:21:59 PM  
Okay, the link buggered up again.

Just copy&paste the dang url.

/oy oy oy
2004-04-29 01:23:10 PM  
as if we non-redneck louisianans need more bad press. at least edwin edwards (convicted felon) and david duke (former grand wizard of the kkk) aren't running against each other for governor again.

/yeeehaw, we're going crawfishin in uncle beaux's ditch tomorry!
2004-04-29 01:23:13 PM  
but "ralph" was also the pig mr. zephyll owned on 'Green Acres'

so who would win between miss piggy and ralph?

probably neither: one is a puppet - the other a long dead pig
2004-04-29 01:23:51 PM  
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Learn it. Know it.
2004-04-29 01:23:51 PM  
Now I'm embarrassed to have grown up there.
2004-04-29 01:24:54 PM  
Miss Piggy would win. She has the patented "JUDO CHOP!"
2004-04-29 01:25:50 PM  
You shouldn't expect better considering nearly all the shiat between the Appalachians and Rockies ends up in Louisiana.
2004-04-29 01:26:06 PM  
Deliverance 2 and that would be a great set of movies.

And by the way, Ralph Wiggum would get his @ss kicked. Miss piggy is one mean little biatch.
2004-04-29 01:26:21 PM  

The pig on Green Acres was named Arnold.
2004-04-29 01:26:54 PM  
My last boss was from Louisiana. This article explains a lot.

Even so, rural traditions run deep in largely agricultural Louisiana, where the phrase "Louisiana: Third World and Proud of It" can be seen on car bumper stickers.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. But seriously, remind me to stay the fark out of Lousiana.
2004-04-29 01:28:37 PM  
There was a big article about this in the NEw Orelans paper this weekend. Absolutely unreal. Whole bunch of rednecks diliberately training pit bulls to kill other animals, as if that bredd really needs a lot of motivation. Yet they're shocked when one takes a bite out of them or their kids.
Hell, one of the mouth-breathers they interviewed had his 9 y.o. daughter with him watching this butchery. When asked why, one responded with a rousing "We're jest lookin' for sumthin to do. Jest 'cause some folks don't like it don't make it bad."

/Love the South, hate the Stupid.
2004-04-29 01:29:12 PM  
I'd like to throw those inbred redneck assholes into the dog pit for a few hours. Scum of the farking earth.
2004-04-29 01:29:57 PM  
Pig shoots are the generally preferred method here.
2004-04-29 01:30:58 PM  
Not a lot of people sticking their heads up to defend this one.....
2004-04-29 01:32:40 PM  
Why is it that we are all labeled "not so bright?" I've traveled all over the country and found idiots everywhere.
2004-04-29 01:32:52 PM  
Oh Jebus. I was hoping ever so much that this wouldn't get posted on Fark. SIGH
2004-04-29 01:33:48 PM  
Agree with the ban, Triche is still a douche.
2004-04-29 01:36:11 PM  
Winner and still champion . . .

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2004-04-29 01:36:56 PM  
Aight. I'm in two minds about this. One hand? Destroying wild pigs is necessary and worth doing.

Other hand? Sport killings = retarded.
2004-04-29 01:37:22 PM  
I have been to one of these events and even have a video of it.
There were a lot of pit bulls there, but the dog that won was a greyhound owned by a guy from Australia. That dog was so fast he pinned the hog in about 10 seconds. They had to use breaking sticks to make the pit bulls let go. The hogs were screaming like hell. It was pretty bizarre. One pit bull got slashed by a tusk under his chin and his jaw was flopping around and his tongue was hanging down through the slit in his chin.

/good times
2004-04-29 01:38:12 PM  
Here I was thinking Miss Piggy was going to beat the crap out of Ralph Nader. Darn you, submitter, for getting my hopes up.

/shakes head in disgust
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