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(LynrdSkynrd) NewsFlash Leon Wilkinson died three months ago   ( ) divider line 127
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2002-01-04 01:58:04 PM  
Dude has been dead at least for 3 months.
Don't know whether to laugh at or cry for FARK right now.
2002-01-04 01:58:12 PM  
and Leon Wilkinson is???
2002-01-04 01:58:15 PM  
2002-01-04 01:58:32 PM  
i donno but i see nothing about the death
2002-01-04 01:58:56 PM  
Boobies, i know that i am dumb, but who is this guy?
2002-01-04 01:59:04 PM  
What's up with this link?
2002-01-04 01:59:38 PM  
No he hasn't.
2002-01-04 01:59:41 PM  
Am I missing something? It says CNN yet it takes you to wiht no mention of the headline.
2002-01-04 01:59:45 PM  
Laf. Got right by me. Time for a little tagline modification
2002-01-04 01:59:55 PM  
I'm as free as a bird now...
2002-01-04 02:00:07 PM  
Why the CNN tag ... links to the Skynyrd site that has no mention of anybody dying.
2002-01-04 02:00:21 PM  
i feel that SLAYERSWINE
2002-01-04 02:00:33 PM  
Ok, so another member of Lynrd Skynrd died, but was it in a plane?
2002-01-04 02:00:36 PM  
I suppose only old people know who he is. Who the hell listens to Lynrd Skynrd anymore?
2002-01-04 02:00:42 PM  
Original bass player for Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Hey,so I guess my John Bonham obituary link will be going up today.
2002-01-04 02:00:59 PM  
He plays for the Redskins right??
2002-01-04 02:01:20 PM  
Was he the 'Leon' in Leonard Skynard?
2002-01-04 02:02:03 PM  
drew are you trying to bait someone into stealing a link?
2002-01-04 02:02:56 PM  
Yeah, sure. See what that Heineken swill does to your brain.
Stick to Becks !!!
2002-01-04 02:03:12 PM  
NEWS FLASH: Germany Surrenders!

Laf - nice touch, though, Drewbie. :-) That's now, quite possible, the most hilarious headline on Fark EVER.
2002-01-04 02:04:17 PM  
Okay, now it's hilarious. "Newsflash! Leon Wilkinson died three months ago."

Alert the media!
2002-01-04 02:04:28 PM  
I don't care when the fark that happened that's still sad :o(
2002-01-04 02:04:30 PM  
I hope that doesn't mean we will have to listen to "Sweet Home Alabama" for the rest of the day.
2002-01-04 02:04:47 PM  
I bet Ananova runs an article on this
2002-01-04 02:05:09 PM  
2002-01-04 02:05:09 PM  
lynyrd skynyrd's better than most of the shiat they call music nowadays. and i'm not old, unless 24 is old, then in that case i guess i'm old.
2002-01-04 02:05:24 PM  
Whats this Lynrd Skynrd thing everyone keeps babbling about?
Is that some kind of trophy mounting place?
2002-01-04 02:06:51 PM  
A southern man don't need him around, anyhow.
2002-01-04 02:08:33 PM  
uhh and who is this again?
2002-01-04 02:09:13 PM  
ah ha! i knew it... drew you slickie fox! can i call you that now? the slickie fox?
2002-01-04 02:11:16 PM  
i despise this band. they claimed that when they opened for the who in the early 70's that they outplayed them. yah farking right. and "sweet home alabama" is a neal young bashing song, and you don't bash neil young.
2002-01-04 02:13:30 PM  
neil young sucks big time, fark neil young.
2002-01-04 02:14:03 PM  
by the way, which ones Lynard?
2002-01-04 02:16:24 PM  
Goodnight, funnyman....
2002-01-04 02:17:47 PM  
yah, kingofmars, you have a point. i forgot that i prefir crappy writing and overrated musicianship coming from a bunch of punk ass hicks to a brilliant and innovative singer-songwriter.
2002-01-04 02:18:32 PM  
"and you don't bash neil young"

Of course not. Who could possibly bash the most off-key singer in history? He should have had somebody else sing his tunes.
2002-01-04 02:18:36 PM  
I think it's pretty pathetic that they have been going around calling themselves Lynyrd Skynyrd for the last 25 years. As far as I'm concerned they all died in the plane crash. I saw their next to last show (Clearwater, FL) in 1977 and they were a great southern rock band. The crap they put out after that was a crime.
2002-01-04 02:18:59 PM  
Gimme back my bullets.....
2002-01-04 02:19:24 PM  
Neil Young? More like Neil Old.
2002-01-04 02:19:36 PM  
'Southern Rock' = Country music, but with Harleys.
2002-01-04 02:21:14 PM  
Ooooh oh that smell,
the smell of death's around me..

from That Smell
2002-01-04 02:21:44 PM  
Neil Young doesn't suck. He's some great songs: Old Man, Harvest Moon, Heart of Gold, etc.
2002-01-04 02:25:38 PM  
Someone told me once that there's a Warren Zevon 'reply' to 'Sweet Home Alabama' which is, of course a 'reply' to Niel Young's 'Southern Man'.

ANyone know the name of the tune? It's supposed to be quite interesting.
2002-01-04 02:26:13 PM  
Eddie_irvine: the undisputed king of comedy everyone!
2002-01-04 02:27:41 PM  
At least I hope Mr. Skynyrd is OK.
2002-01-04 02:29:57 PM  
and you don't bash neil young.

A-farking-men to that. Neil just rocks in every way a musician can rock. It also turns out he's a pretty remarkable father, too.

He should have had somebody else sing his tunes.

That would be like your mom wearing Britney Spears' panties.
2002-01-04 02:30:39 PM  
Steve Spurrier has resigned from Florida.
2002-01-04 02:31:05 PM  
Next thing you know, FARK will announce the death of George Harrison.
2002-01-04 02:31:26 PM  
Neil Young may not suck, but he sure as hell whines too much. Almost like the Morrissey of his time.

Eddie Izzard: ill-reputed king of comedy!
2002-01-04 02:32:57 PM  

I am suprised no one had done that yet....
2002-01-04 02:34:08 PM  
Steevo George Harrison died????
2002-01-04 02:34:57 PM  
Leon Wilkinson was fighting in Afghanistan? I can't see him in a gun fight, unless he was begging for three steps.
2002-01-04 02:36:47 PM  
You know what sucks? That C,S,N,&Y's ticket prices and tour are being handled by SFX Entertainment, the company that is screwing up everything for true music fans.
You want to see them within the first 10 rows?
$225 for one ticket thru Ticketmaster(another entity just as evil as the R.I.A.A. & SFX)in Chicago.
I will not pay to go to a show sponsored by SFX unless I'm comped and/or on the guest list.
2002-01-04 02:36:55 PM  
Lynyrd Skynyrd sucks.
2002-01-04 02:40:09 PM  
Slayer - I've stopped going to concerts for that reason. If I get some tix free I'll go, otherwise I'm not helping Ticketmaster make a farking dime.
2002-01-04 02:41:38 PM  
Whoa. Spurrier really did resign. So did Dennis Green, but we saw that one coming. Hmm, does someone smell an ESPN headline "Vikings name new head coach Steve Spurrier"?
2002-01-04 02:45:11 PM  
I submitted an ESPN link about Spurrier but it hasn't been posted - probably won't. I think Spurrier may go to Tampa Bay once they fire Dungy. Either that or the Jacksonville job may be opening.
2002-01-04 02:45:25 PM  
Leon's final message, read at his funeral:

I cannot promise you that I will not change.
I cannot promise you that I will not have many different moods.
I cannot promise you that I will not hurt your feelings sometimes.
I cannot promise you that I will not be erratic and that I will always be strong.
I also cannot promise you that my faults will not show.
But I promise you, that I will always be supportive of you.
I will give you the freedom to be yourself.
I will understand everything that you do.
And I will be completely honest with you.
I will laugh and cry with you.
And I will help you achieve all of your goals.
But most of all, please remember...
That I will always have faith in you,
And promise you that I will always love you.
2002-01-04 02:45:39 PM  
I didn't see anything about a death. Can someone post a link to an obit or something? I'm morbid like that.
2002-01-04 02:49:04 PM  
when neil young was bashing "southern men", he was talking about all americans.
the bastard's canadian!
lynard took it personally
i don't know anything about neil young
i'm inclined to say he sucks because if he didn't i would have heard of him by now.
2002-01-04 02:50:35 PM  
Cool poem, who the hell is Leon
2002-01-04 02:52:00 PM  
NEWSFLASH! Francisco Franco is dead. Spain in turmoil.
2002-01-04 02:54:07 PM  
and no one can answer, Who is the Leon?
2002-01-04 02:58:33 PM  
Lynyrd Skynyrd kicks ass !!!!!!!!
2002-01-04 03:02:25 PM  
Dammit to hell what is this Lynyrd Skynyrd crap everyone is babbling about!!!!!! And the Leon Guy to
(I got your back Mazz)
2002-01-04 03:04:55 PM  
Metalstill, Mazzmeola: You expect us to do your reading for you? It's on the page.
2002-01-04 03:05:16 PM  
I think some of you spend waaay tooo much time at your computers if you don't know who Leon and Lynyrd Skynyrd are. Get out and get a life people. Leon was one of the few remaining originals left in the band. Now I believe they are down to just 2 which is actually in violation of the contract they have with the wives of the dead members of the band. The contract states that the band may continue using the Skynyrd name as long as there are always at least 3 original members in the band.
2002-01-04 03:06:04 PM  
Krinkle if you've never heard of Neil YOung, then your Bio is right. you DO need to get out more. "Southern Man" wasn't about all Americans. It was about racist attitudes in the south that were prevelant during the sixties (when the song was written) Skynard, a southern rock band, retaliated with "Sweet Home Alabama"

As mentioned above, Warren Zevon then retaliated with a third song, which apperently goes much further in vilifying Southern "Rebel Pride". If I could find the song, I'd say more

BTW, Warren Zevon is Amreican)

I don't get the "I haven't heard of him, so he must be crap" logic.
2002-01-04 03:06:23 PM  
Lynrd Skynyrd = Southern Rock band of the 70's.
Leon was the bassist. He died in July? of this year.
I saw them twice. The whole band early on and the piece of sh*t masquerading as LS recently. God was that recent show bad.
2002-01-04 03:08:00 PM  
CanuckGuy - You get him!!

2002-01-04 03:08:05 PM  
Neal Young is like U2. Some talent, but takes himself WAAAAAAYY to seriously.

Lynyrd Skynyrd was good, but they've sucked since they died.
2002-01-04 03:09:30 PM  
"Rolland was a warrior from the land of the midnight sun. With Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done...."
Rolland the Headless Thompson Gunner--Warren Zevon
2002-01-04 03:09:43 PM  
Pinecamguy And now a recap, with a ssistance from the American Institute For the Hard Of Hearing

Francisco Franco is still dead.


(the world needs more Garret Morris)
2002-01-04 03:11:51 PM  
CanuckGuy: The Zevon song is "Play it All Night Long." Very caustic

I'm going down to the Dew Drop Inn
See if I can drink enough
There ain't much to country living
Sweat, piss, jizz and blood
Sweet Home Alabama
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long
2002-01-04 03:12:51 PM  
Neal Young was actuialy a friend of the band. That jibe towards Young in sweet home alibama was just a joke Ronnie Van Zant was such a fan of Neil Young that he often performed in a Neil Young t-shirt.

Krinkle: I can't believe you've never heard of Neil Young??? i bet you have heard his songs and just not known who it was Heart of Gold? Southern Man? Helpless?

Mazzmeola: Metalstill:

Leon was the bass player for Lynyrd Skynyrd.
2002-01-04 03:13:14 PM  
Leon's real last words:

Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars,
Oak tree you're in my way......
2002-01-04 03:14:15 PM  
In that case....
Damit to hell where do I find the winning powerball numbers to tomorrow night drawing....

It worked once...
We are now all more informed on the subject of white trash down home buscuit and gravy eating crap.

(No offense to the buscuits and gravy)
2002-01-04 03:14:17 PM  
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2002-01-04 03:14:55 PM  
Neil Young has some talent?!

Man, I'd love to know which musicians you admire.
2002-01-04 03:15:45 PM  
MojoGobo Thanks. Now to go pull it off Napst...
Oh. Wait.
2002-01-04 03:18:29 PM  
Read the liner notes to One More for/from the Road, it says, (if I remember correctly), that Young really liked the song.
2002-01-04 03:19:58 PM  
Lynryd Skynyrd: a bunch of drunken rednecks proud of their redneck heritage. hooray.

Sweet Home Alabama indeed-- these white pride posers are actually from Jacksonville, Florida.
2002-01-04 03:25:16 PM  
2002-01-04 03:25:38 PM  

He can write great songs, but his singing voice makes my eyes bleed.
2002-01-04 03:31:45 PM  
Since we're on the subject of music and rednecks..... my favorite titlt for a redneck song would have to be "Drop-kick Me, Jesus, Throught the Goalpost of Life".
2002-01-04 03:34:34 PM  
Wow, nice spelling job...
2002-01-04 03:43:46 PM  
Don't ye worry about noo spellings, Cletus, this be the internot and Goerge Dubya Bush be da prezident! YEEEHAAA Lets hava hangin!
2002-01-04 03:48:50 PM  
The Worst Country Song Titles
* If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
* Timber, I'm Falling in Love
* You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving
* Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
* You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses)
* I Think I'll Drink Myself Into the Past
* I Got Tears in My Eyes From Lying on My Back Crying on My Pillow Over You
* Sleeping Single in a Double Bed
* The Pint of No Return
* Your Negligee Has Turned to Flannel Nightgowns
* Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
* It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad
* Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone
* I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy
* Don't Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)
* You're Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
* This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck
* You Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often
* Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
* I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Could Be
* You Done Stomped on My Heart (and Smashed That Sucker Flat)
* Let Me Love the Leavin' from Your Mind
* Somebody Shoot Out the Jukebox
* My Legs Won't Walk Away From You
* What's a Fool Like Me Doing In a Love Like This
* I've Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral
* If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)
* She Got the Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft)
* Hell Stays Open All Night
* I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box
* I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
* Bridge Washed Out, I Can't Swim and My Baby's on the Other Side
* The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had
* If the Phone Doesn't Ring It's Me
* I've Got a Funny Feeling (I Won't Be Feeling Funny Very Long)
* Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger (When You Go Out at Night)
* How Can a Whiskey Six Years Old Whip a Man That's 32?
* I Knew I'd Lean (But I Never Thought I'd Fall)
* She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
* We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over
* You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
* If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)
* It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good
* I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
* I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* Heaven's Just A Sin Away
* She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
* If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
* I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
* She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
* Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
* The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
* When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
* You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
* He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk
* I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me
* Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't
* The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There
* If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
* I Don't Know Whether to Come Home or Go Crazy
* You're a Cross I Can't Bear
* It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' to Me
* You Hurt the Love Right Out of Me
* Mama Get the Hammer (There's A Fly on Papa's Head)
* If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)
* I've Got the Hungries for Your Love and I'm Waiting in Your Welfare Line
* My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You
* How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?
* Why do You Believe Me when I Tell You that I Love You when You Know I've Been a Liar All My Life?
2002-01-04 03:48:50 PM  
Who the hell is this Wilkinson? He must have been very influential if I've never heard of him.
2002-01-04 03:52:08 PM  
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2002-01-04 03:55:44 PM  
Who cares. Skynyrd is a bunch of no-talent, redneck, macho, I-can-do-whatever-I want sh!tstains anyway.
2002-01-04 03:56:03 PM  
Another posting of the magic W€€€€€€, this could well become the next "All Your Base"

As the daddy of the magic W€€€€€€ I am so proud!
2002-01-04 03:57:26 PM  
Wheres Ozzie, JOHNDX, Mytwocents, Okok and all the other regular farkers tonight?
2002-01-04 03:58:46 PM  
I can't wait to hear what mytwocents has to say...
2002-01-04 04:00:25 PM  
Kanonball: Tell me their all made up, please? I don't know if I can handle the knowledge that they're out there!

-Da Lupe
2002-01-04 04:01:15 PM  
Yay caboozy's here!

did you know that the Fat Thief thread is still going strong!

Only it's got so big it takes 10mins to load up on my farking 56k, so I have officialy quit that nasty thread.
2002-01-04 04:01:36 PM  
my favorite Skynyrd song has to be 'Afternoon Delight'

Thinking of you's workin' up my appetite
Lookin' forward to a little afternoon delight
My motto's always been when it's right, it's right
Why wait until the middle of the cold dark night

Sky rockets in flight...Afternoon delight

aaaaaaaaaafternoon delight.

pure genius.

oh wait, that was Starland Vocal Band. Nevermind!
2002-01-04 04:02:17 PM  
AceClown - Is she still talking about herself and the fact that she's a hottie? Oooh - I must check it out
2002-01-04 04:03:31 PM  
She seems to have caught Schitzophreneia and is arguing with herself?

That girl ain't right :(
2002-01-04 04:04:14 PM  
I always liked: "I Hate Every Bone In Her Body Except For Mine"
2002-01-04 04:05:06 PM  
A.L. yes , sad but true , missing this one :

" Your Dashboard Plastic Jesus Won't Get You into Heaven Anymore "
2002-01-04 04:06:54 PM  
There was 1 famous one missed out:

"Get your tounge out of my mouth, I'm kissin' you goodbye"

Just my personal favorite.

2002-01-04 04:09:09 PM  
OR , Hank jr ' S
" I O. D. ' d in Denver , and I Just Can't Remember Her Name "
2002-01-04 04:14:13 PM  
Lynyrd Skynyrd has many, many great songs as does Neil Young. I love them both!!!!
2002-01-04 04:31:50 PM  
... and let's not forget "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus"
2002-01-04 04:36:15 PM  
Lynrd Skynrd--feh
Neil Young--double feh

I don't like either of them.
2002-01-04 04:37:02 PM  
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2002-01-04 04:38:46 PM  
R & R-
I was wondering if I was the only one. It is possible to admire Skynyrd for their musicianship while not their politics, and vice versa w/ Neil. btw, there was no one named leonard skinnard- they made it up. and just cause van zandt wore a neil young t-shirt, doesn't mean he was a fan.
2002-01-04 04:39:44 PM  
"Trying To Reason With Hurricane Season"
2002-01-04 04:41:17 PM  
Leonard Skinner was their gymn teacher.
2002-01-04 04:41:39 PM  
bands for beer-guzzling, air-guitaring, cross-burning redneck trailer trash
2002-01-04 04:50:55 PM  
So, like the Beatles, they are only 2 bullets away from a reunion?
2002-01-04 04:54:48 PM  
Caboozy, my girl; I was reading the enflamed war between Harmonia, Fb and WorldCitizen on another thread. While it was quite socailly relevent, it just didn't pack the punch of yesterday's "enciteful" (hehe) rally. Try to bait 2 pennies and see if she comes over!
2002-01-04 05:29:01 PM  
The Who suck.

Just thought I'd throw that in.
2002-01-04 05:42:45 PM  
I believe the song is called "There are tears in my ears, etc. etc.

I do know for a fact that "Timber, I'm Falling in Love" is a real song. It's by Patty Loveless. It's weird, though, the rest of the lyrics aren't nearly as retarded as the title.
2002-01-04 05:43:34 PM  
Dllsgrlz & Caboozy:

Pennies and her sis, Busty LaRue are on the "FatMan" thread...still.
2002-01-04 05:44:27 PM  
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There

This stuff is priceless. The really sad thing is that I think I recognize a few of those titles. I spent a few years working at a country bar ... the things I do for money.
2002-01-04 05:50:28 PM  
Okok - Someone needs to move on with her life

I bet her sister is just like her
2002-01-04 06:12:12 PM  
"Francisco Franco is still dead" (ROTLFMAOCPIMP).. Love it..
Love LS myself. Then again (showing my age here I wuz at every Texas Jam there ever was (like that means anything).. I've been to about 250 concerts (and have the shirts to prove it) in my life and they were the best. Was the closest to country I've ever done or will ever do.

Besides, couldn't stand going to the Sportatorium and see Michael Hayes and NOT hear Free Bird!
(running in shame now------------------->)
2002-01-04 06:23:44 PM  
Actually...the line is: GENERAL ALLISSIMO (sp) Fransisco Franco is still dead.
But I don't want to be a spelling/grammar/proper nazi, so just commence with the jokes.
2002-01-04 06:44:32 PM  
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"..General lissimo Francisco still dead!"
2002-01-04 06:50:32 PM  
I was set to see his last show but the bastard died Not bad though Ted Nugent took over as headliner and ROCKED!
2002-01-04 08:02:00 PM  
2 more famous country hits:

There's A Tear In My Beer (Cuz I'm Cryin' For You Dear) and It's been so lonely in my saddle since my horse died
2002-01-04 08:03:59 PM  
... and it's "Generalisimo" - Italian (supposedly) for "general". "Generalisimo Franco" ya knobs!
2002-01-04 08:08:46 PM  
Let's try that again.. It's "Generalissimo". SPANISH for the military rank of "General". "Generalissimo Franco". (Ya knobs...)
2002-01-04 09:09:45 PM  
Here's a Warren Zevon song to drive the Farkfilter apecrap...

My shiat's farked Up
Warren Zevon, Zevon Music BMI

Well, I went to the doctor
I said, "I'm feeling kind of rough"
He said, "I'll break it to you, son
Your shiat's farked up."
I said, "my shiat's farked up?"
Well, I don't see how--"
He said, "The shiat that used to work--
It won't work now."

I had a dream
Ah, shucks, oh, well
Now it's all farked up
It's shot to hell

Yeah, yeah, my shiat's farked up
It has to happen to the best of us
The rich folks suffer like the rest of us
It'll happen to you

That amazing grace
Sort of passed you by
You wake up every day
And you start to cry
Yeah, you want to die
But you just can't quit
Let me break it on down:
It's the farked up shiat
2002-01-05 12:17:20 AM  
this was, by far, the best use of the newsflash tag ever.
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