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2004-04-28 05:42:25 PM
submitter:
str: 7 (sitting at a keyboard thinking of rpgs)
dex: 13 (no typos)
int: 3
wis: 3
cha: -19999
con: 15 (and they're gonna need it)
 
2004-04-28 05:50:02 PM
bush

str 9 (a little below average)
dex 13 (he WAS able to fly, after all)
wis 7 (knows enough to shut his mouth)
int well... lets just say he can learn 1d4 tricks, and leave it at that.
cha 10 (avg)
con 19 (can drink a dwarf under the table, after all)
 
2004-04-28 05:57:51 PM
Haiku, you beat me!
 
2004-04-28 05:59:56 PM
Stephen Hawking
str 1
dex 1
wis 50
int 50
cha 1
con 1
 
2004-04-28 06:02:27 PM
Jessica Simpson

Str 9
Dex 12
Wis 5
Int 3
Con 14
Cha 18
 
2004-04-28 06:03:45 PM
Using 2nd edition D&D - human stats only range from 3-18.
 
2004-04-28 06:11:51 PM
Drew

Str 18
Dex 18
Wis 18
Int 18
Con 18
Cha 18
 
2004-04-28 06:57:46 PM
Michael Jackson:

Str 3
Dex 18
Wis 4 (if it were higher he woulda stopped with the kid thing after the first accusation)
Int 4
Con 18 (you try doin that much surgery and see how well your body holds out.)
Cha 18 -6 (for 20 rolls or until lawsuit blows over)
 
2004-04-28 09:01:06 PM
John Stuart:
Str 8 (ya right)
Dex 9 (see above)
Wis 14 (wis is just wit spelled wrong, see dex)
Int 16 (very punny)
Con 14 (deals with politicians)
Cha 18 (on tv, gets mad chicks)
 
2004-04-28 09:21:04 PM
George W Bush
Str: 13 (can stand up straight)
Dex: 4 (fumbles pretzels dangerously)
Wis: 5 (lets guard down immediately upon taking office)
Int: 4 (Afghanishtya afgayan--- ahh let's just invade Iraq!)
Con: 6 (passes the buck and hides in the face of adversity)
Cha: 16 (just like all the other cheerleaders)

/now with voting, mods please delete previous post
 
2004-04-28 09:33:18 PM
Jeff

Str 17
Dex 17
Wis 17
Int 17
Con 17
Cha 17

Compare to Drew above.
 
2004-04-28 10:01:57 PM
Spinal Tap

Str 11
Dex 11
Wis 11
Int 11
Con 11
Cha 11
 
2004-04-28 10:14:13 PM
 
2004-04-28 10:49:29 PM
too old to get it.
 
2004-04-28 11:26:37 PM
zodar99

Strength 10
Dexterity 11
Attention Span 3
 
2004-04-28 11:46:47 PM
Hey I got a really cool idea! We can do this for George W Bush, and put a really low number on his intelligence. I'm sure no one else will think of it. BWAHAHAHAHA.
 
OBB
2004-04-29 12:57:42 AM
As long as I get a +1 Modifier for my awesome Fire Mace. It has a ruby in it!
 
2004-04-29 01:47:36 AM
Vorpal: When +1 Just Won't Cut It

/snort
 
2004-04-29 01:48:55 AM
I attack the darkness!

/obvious
 
2004-04-29 01:53:50 AM
USA (when seen by rest of the world)

str: 18 (yes, big and strong)
dex: 18 (yes, able to stretch said bigness and strongness)
int: 16 (we hate to admit it, but you guys are pretty smart)
wis: 10 (but no, you can't use said wisdom worth squat)
cha: 5 (not very well liked, either)
con: 15 (mmm, burgers)
 
2004-04-29 01:54:13 AM
It doesn't look good for Bush here, does it?
 
2004-04-29 01:55:03 AM
Elvis Presley

1956

Str: 17
Int: 10
Wis: 8
Dex: 16
Con: 18
Cha: 18

1976

Str: 10
Int: 17
Wis: 8
Dex: 10
Con: 9
Cha: 10
 
2004-04-29 01:55:20 AM
Bush

str 11 (can throw a football)
dex 12 (flight)
con 11 (downed by pretzel)
int 15 (smarter than most people think)
wis 17 (see above)
cha 15 (politician)
 
2004-04-29 01:55:38 AM
uncle_dad

lame attempt at GWB "low intelligence" humor: 2
can't remember to enable voting: 19
farktard: infinity
 
2004-04-29 01:57:21 AM
Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin

You most definitely lose at life.
 
2004-04-29 01:57:22 AM
Drew:

str: 12 (Fosters oilcans are heavy)
int: 15 (Such a cool site)
wis: 18 (hey, we're spending time and money for him!)
dex: 7 (Hung over)
con: 16 (High tolerence for alcohol and little sleep)
chr: 8 (has to get us to send him boobies...)

alas, I don't know how to do the vote thing though...
 
2004-04-29 01:57:47 AM
Kerry

str 13 (veteran)
dex 8 (cant catch football)
con 0 (enough botox to be undead)
int 15
wis 9
cha 16 (about the only thing going for him still)
 
2004-04-29 01:58:26 AM
Rasputin

Str 12
Dex 8
Wis 14
Int 11
Con 18(+9)
Cha 15
 
2004-04-29 01:58:35 AM
Noobs

str: Strength
dex: Dexterity
int: Intelligence
wis: Wisdom
cha: ????
con: Constitution
 
2004-04-29 01:59:55 AM
Jack Chick
Str:7 (not spiritual strength)
Dex:17 (the guy can draw, I'll give him that)
Wis:8 (man knows his bible, just misinterprets it)
Int:5 (Gays purposely donate HIV enriched blood and D&D results in witch craft?)
Con:15 (He's not dead yet, and no one has killed him)
Cha:14 (he's got a devote fan base)
 
2004-04-29 02:00:31 AM
So how do you enable voting then...anyone?
 
2004-04-29 02:00:34 AM
This thread badly needs a Comeliness stat. I hereby decree that posters under this one should add Com. Also, I'm enabling voting because of what a fabulous idea this is.

Oh fine, ObStats:

Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea, 2004:

Str 16 (take your vitamins, kids)
Dex 8 (let's face it)
Con 14 (would be 18 if he'd taken more bumps without injury)
Int 12 (can cut an OK promo)
Wis 18 (political master)
Cha 18 (" " " " " " " ")
Com 12 (I can't bring myself to go higher, and due to the Cha I can't go lower...)
 
2004-04-29 02:00:39 AM
Why don't we throw good and bad arduins into the mix? I can't wait for someone with the "You're fat and you're ugly and nobody likes you." bad arduin.
 
2004-04-29 02:01:25 AM
Jack Chick
Str:7 (not spiritual strength)
Dex:17 (the guy can draw, I'll give him that)
Wis:8 (man knows his bible, just misinterprets it)
Int:5 (Gays purposely donate HIV enriched blood and D&D results in witch craft?)
Con:15 (He's not dead yet, and no one has killed him)
Cha:14 (he's got a devote fan base)

/no less filling and with voting
 
2004-04-29 02:01:30 AM
DasNibblet: cha stands for "Charisma".


/thinks you were asking, but isn't sure
 
2004-04-29 02:02:06 AM
Cha : Charisma
 
2004-04-29 02:02:35 AM
Cliche stats:

Squirrel:



Str 4
Dex 14 (he is a quick one)
Wis 6
Int 3
Con 7

Mustard Man:

Str 16 (using his manly strength he was able to whatever is actually occurring in this picture.)
Dex 9
Wis 2
Int 2
Con 12

Akbar:



Str 10
Dex 12
Wis 16 (he expects the Spanish Inquisition)
Int 13
Con 10

Babyhead:



Str 5
Dex 8
Wis 6
Int 6
Con 15 (He just has staying power that doesn't seem to be faltering anytime soon)
 
2004-04-29 02:03:27 AM
What in the hell are D&D/RPG abilitiy stats?
 
2004-04-29 02:03:53 AM
Weaver95:

Str: 10
Int: 6 (determines greenpeace -> elf)
Wis: 6 (presents conclusions in thread)
Dex: 18 (challenged, *dodge*)
Con: 18 (*dodge* *dodge* *dodge* *dodge*)
Cha: 12 (goes to diner with friends)
 
2004-04-29 02:04:24 AM
Werner Heisenberg

Str: 12
Con: 11
Dex: 10
Int: 18
Wis: 17
Cha: 9
Pos: 13
Vel: ??
 
2004-04-29 02:04:26 AM
Shiat forgot charisma.

Squirrel: 12
Akbar:6
Mustard man: 6
Babyhead: 13
 
2004-04-29 02:05:09 AM
redhed,

Dungeons and Dragons/Role Playing Game statistics...it's in the link.
 
2004-04-29 02:07:46 AM
Jesus
9th level cleric (can cast Raise Dead)
Str: 10 (hey, you can *drag* 5x max load)
Dex: 8 (couldn't even deflect a crown of thorns melee touch attack)
Wis: 18 (with 2 stat bumps, need to cast alot of Bless Water, Create Food and water, etc.)
Int: 8 (carpenter, but humans get +1 skill point per level)
Con: 18 (he hung around for 3 days)
Cha: 20 (when he talked, people listened)

/super dork
 
2004-04-29 02:08:28 AM
Leonardo Fibonacci

Str: 1
Con: 1
Dex: 2
Int: 3
Wis: 5
Cha: 8
 
2004-04-29 02:10:42 AM

James Brown

Str=6
Dex=15
Wis=7
Int=4
Con=16
Cha=14
Fnk=66
 
2004-04-29 02:12:04 AM
We totally did this for our site, on our stats page. So there are some Farkers for ya.
 
2004-04-29 02:15:15 AM
This should help you if you're trying to figure out your stats (pop-up)
 
2004-04-29 02:18:36 AM
droogmilk

Impossible stats, without Blessed +38 Lenses of Bootsy
 
2004-04-29 02:18:45 AM
Douglas Adams

Str: 10
Dex: 3 (he's pretty stiff)
Con: 10
Int: 16
Wis: 42
Cha: 14
 
2004-04-29 02:20:00 AM
Slightly different slant. Years ago I created a grid to illustrate for nonplayers the concept of Alignment. It went something like this:

Lawful Good: Dudley Doo-Right
Lawful Neutral: The IRS
Lawful Evil: Hitler
Neutral Good: Robin Hood
Neutral Neutral: Mother Nature
Neutral Evil: ? I forget
Chaotic Good: Harry Tuttle (or was it Buttle? No, Tuttle)
Chaotic Neutral: Conan
Chaotic Evil: Charles Manson (Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer...)
 
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