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(Some Guy)   The 10 commandments of college   ( divider line
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36060 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Apr 2004 at 4:22 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-04-29 10:47:17 AM  
XV "thou shalt not start thy 20 page papers until 2am of the day they are due."
2004-04-29 10:55:51 AM  
hahaha.... sooooo true

/skipping class
2004-04-29 11:28:02 AM  
Well I guess that's how the rest of the collegiate world lived. Those brave souls that took the other route (Service Academies, Norwich, VMI, Citadel) sadly wouldn't know the first thing about most of these. When you have your tuition paid for by the American taxpayer, I guess you owe more back.

/Military academy graduate
2004-04-29 11:34:02 AM  
Jim Jones --
Looked at that website. Some farked up stuff. Don't think all of it is true though
2004-04-29 11:42:41 AM  
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2004-04-29 12:13:47 PM  
Thou shalt be thourghly frightenend of joining the real world and "working", thus having to pay your mountian of student loans,which would effectively keep you in poverity for an extra 10 or so years.
2004-04-29 01:14:56 PM  
XI: Thou shalt miss the incredibly hot girls sunbathing in IV or riding their bikes in short skirts through the UCSB campus.

/it has only been 2 years, yet feels like 20.

/god i miss that place
2004-04-29 02:14:54 PM  
5. Thou shaldst do thy best to covertly photograph or videotape sexy co-eds in compromising situations. If necessary, thou shaldst break-and-enter to gain access to their sorority building or locker rooms. Don't worry, if thou idst caught no charges will be filed... In fact, the women will liketh it.

4. If thou idst a jock, thou shaldst terrorize nerds. If thou idst a nerd, thou shaldst use thine skills in computers and robotics to build complicated contraptions to defeat the jocks.

3. The Dean idst thy enemy, if for no other reason than he idst stuck-up and only careth about rules, rules, and more rules. His career must be ended in the most disgusting and publicly humiliating way.

2. Thou shaldst also have a tryst with the Dean's wife. If the Dean cometh home, thou must hide under the bed until thou can escapeth, ideally by sneakething out the window naked and hitchething a ride home with a car full of sexy co-eds.

1. In celebration of any victory major or minor, thou must throw an enormous kegger attended by a larger population than actually attends the school. Inexplicably, 75% will be beautiful blonde women who are game for anything. Depending on the era, the party will be attended by either Snoop Doggy Dogg, Bootsy Collins, Rodney Dangerfield or Steven Bishop.
2004-04-29 02:18:30 PM  
2004-04-29 07:14:19 PM  
You don't have to hide a microwave... only applicances with open heating elements (toasters, george foreman grills, etc.) We RAs aren't that bad, seriously. At least I'm not.
2004-04-29 08:55:33 PM  
Rule X can be soooo true. Some guys and girls I know gained at least forty pounds by the end of their frosh year. gotta try to do that.

I gained friggin' 10-15 by Xmas break...and got rid of it by Spring break. Put it this way; if you've been pretty friggin' skinny your entire life, the first time a girl says, "No, I think your little belly is cuuuute" RUN, don't walk, to the nearest gym.
2004-04-29 11:43:36 PM  
Wow, this was really really lame.
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