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(Tales of the Cocktail)   Let's face it, maybe more cocktails need to be served in boots   ( talesofthecocktail.com) divider line
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2016-10-16 09:53:22 AM  
Just don't forget to rotate
 
2016-10-16 11:21:15 AM  
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2016-10-16 11:27:03 AM  
Why would anyone want a cocktail that's being infused with shoe leather and foot funk?
 
2016-10-16 11:27:25 AM  
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Yes, I know it's not pronounced like that.
 
2016-10-16 11:29:18 AM  

timujin: Just don't forget to rotate


Maybe I'm being pedantic, but couldn't they figure that out by watching the Germans do it?
 
2016-10-16 11:29:37 AM  
Death by Bunga Bunga?
 
2016-10-16 11:33:19 AM  
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2016-10-16 11:33:49 AM  
"I am Booze... in Boots."


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2016-10-16 11:46:40 AM  
But these boots are made for walkin'

/that's just what they'll do
 
2016-10-16 11:52:47 AM  

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What the ever living hell? That can't be efficient. Just get molded ice cube trays to whatever shape you desire.
 
2016-10-16 12:00:52 PM  
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But seriously, it is.

But then I actually opened the link and saw it was just another boot shaped glass. Stupid Instagram won't let me copy the pic link.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLjb9HAgZyo/

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2016-10-16 12:05:41 PM  

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What the ever living hell? That can't be efficient. Just get molded ice cube trays to whatever shape you desire.

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2016-10-16 12:16:51 PM  
because I'm smrt, I couldn't figure out why it mattered if the bartender/waitstaff was wearing boots as opposed to any other kind of footwear.
 
2016-10-16 12:25:15 PM  

virulent_loser: because I'm smrt, I couldn't figure out why it mattered if the bartender/waitstaff was wearing boots as opposed to any other kind of footwear.


Well it's kind of hard to drink out of flip-flops, isn't it?
 
2016-10-16 12:29:20 PM  
This just in: people who have more money than they need spend large amounts on stupid stuff. I don't want to spend exorbitant amounts of money on ridiculous cocktails poured out of boots, but maybe I would if I had more money than I knew what to do with.
 
2016-10-16 12:33:42 PM  
You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
 
2016-10-16 12:34:02 PM  
I read a news blip this morning about a cocktail found in the garbage. But I misread it. It was not a cocktail found in the garbage. It was cockatiel.

Which makes a bit more sense, although it is still deplorable behaviour to throw away a perfectly good cockatiel.

Who throws away a cockatiel? Donald Trump? You can not trust a teetotaler. I bet Donald Trump is really just a Morman dyed orange.
 
2016-10-16 12:35:16 PM  
Nope. The entrepreneur in me is wondering how much I could charge for a margarita in a glass slipper.
 
2016-10-16 12:37:48 PM  

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?


No! A thousand times no!

It is a sin to waste. Some of the Bailey's will surely be absorbed by the shoe and be wasted.

That reminds me. I have Bailey's. It would be a sin to let it go to waste. It could spoil, even though it is in the refrigerator. Something to think about seriously.
 
2016-10-16 12:38:54 PM  

drewsfarkthrowaway: Nope. The entrepreneur in me is wondering how much I could charge for a margarita in a glass slipper.


Here's a question:  if you put black olives in a martini, does that make it a Martini Marguerita?
 
2016-10-16 12:42:36 PM  

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight: You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?


I'm surprised it took so long.
 
2016-10-16 12:43:23 PM  
How to make cocktails in flip flops.

Inject alcohol into fruit. Serve with a silver spoon on a bed of ice.

It's a Trump Manhattan.

Get it? New York values? Flip-flops on ice?
 
2016-10-16 12:43:53 PM  
Fabulous!
 
2016-10-16 12:45:24 PM  
Have you ever seen those flip-flops with a picture of Jesus on them? All the better.

Double down with alcohol filled Baked Alaskas.
 
2016-10-16 12:47:19 PM  
Speaking of mixed drinks, if you like coffee this is pretty good.
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2016-10-16 01:26:46 PM  
The Vermin Supreme would be a great cocktail name.

/Vermouth Supreme?
 
2016-10-16 01:38:23 PM  
You can drink champagne from a boot too:

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2016-10-16 01:44:34 PM  

tramp stamp: Why would anyone want a cocktail that's being infused with shoe leather and foot funk?


Some people would pay good money for that. Other people's fetishes are weird.
 
2016-10-16 01:47:21 PM  

Last Man on Earth: The Vermin Supreme would be a great cocktail name.

/Vermouth Supreme?


Hmm..
It would have to be something weird, slightly gross-sounding yet delightfully different.

Like Campari, grape soda and angostura bitters (in a boot)?

I might have to play with that..
 
2016-10-16 01:47:33 PM  
For the Brits:

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2016-10-16 01:50:57 PM  
Meh. I'm more partial to cocktails served in hats.

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2016-10-16 02:16:56 PM  
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Somehow relevant?
Nope. Not relevant.
///still funny
 
2016-10-16 02:28:46 PM  
I'll have a quart of bathtub gin served in a lady's shoe.
 
2016-10-16 03:07:08 PM  
I don't think so!

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///eeewww
 
2016-10-16 03:18:09 PM  

tramp stamp: Why would anyone want a cocktail that's being infused with shoe leather and foot funk?


She is hot.
 
2016-10-16 03:18:46 PM  
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Wall-e cocktail?

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Need the boot.
 
2016-10-16 03:26:13 PM  
I think you people misunderstood the headline.

I agree with subby's intent.

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I'll have a lager. Quickly, now.
 
2016-10-16 03:38:28 PM  
Shirley approves
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2016-10-16 03:40:26 PM  
Boots:
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OOF
2016-10-16 07:49:34 PM  
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2016-10-16 11:05:43 PM  
The new kind of BOOT-leg liquor
 
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